Author Note: Well folks...this is the last chapter we're sharing with Flying Beastie...oh wait, no it isn't...I'm getting ahead of myself here...Well I'm excited, so can u blame me? Its my 18th birthday in one...two...three...four...(counts how many days till her birthday) 22 days and I'm so excited! I've never been 18 before!

So I hope you enjoy this chapter, and if not, tough! Lol

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Some time later, Rose had disappeared with Padme's Sister, and Captain Jack noticed that two camels and a bag of grapes were missing from the TARDIS. As everyone joined together in one huge search party, a huge shadow fell overhead (again with that falling overhead thing? My word...lots of things like to fall overhead, don't they!). The shadow engulfed the Mansion and began to descend, slowly. Mayuko-Chan dropped her mouth in awe, and Silent Seabreeze screamed "Oh my god! I've always wanted one of those!...What is it?"

As the huge BOUNCY CASTLE (I love those things! Better than trampolines. More colourful!) touched down, everyone stepped as far back as they could, then leapt forwards as one, bouncing a hundred feet into the air! Ok, a hundred feet's a bit of an exaggeration (however you spell it...yeah yeah, I know. IT. Ha ha!)...Well anyways, it was actually more like 99.99 feet. Then when they landed again, they began bouncing about madly.

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"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.
You're paralyzed."

"Rose, shut up," Padme's Sister groaned.

"What, I'm singing. I'm allowed to sing if I want to!"

"But why are you singing Thriller?"

"I wasn't...actually I was. Oh well. You hear a door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun."

Padme's Sister urged her camel faster and it ran away over the hill, with Rose's close behind.

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"According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly," the Doctor announced to no-one in particular as he and the others lay in the lush meadow outside Beastie's mansion later on. They'd bounced themselves out and couldn't find the energy to get up off the grass where they'd crashed after the castle had burst (oops!). The Yacht was parked in the cinema, and the plane in the pool, so there was pleanty of space for everyone to just laze around.

"Doctor, do you ever shut up?" MysticalBeckie asked, and the Doctor grinned.

"I'm just a mouth on legs, me...and WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"Me? I'm MysticalBeckie," the newest addition to the story replied. "Nice to meet you. How do you do. Blah de blah blah, and all that."

"Likewise, I'm sure," the Doctor replied. Then a new thought crossed his mind. "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

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Flying Beastie and The Doctor's Clone were ever so slightly lost in the giant maize maze (he he, I love that!) that had grown overnight outside the Mansion...well actually, when I say ever so slightly, I mean that they hadn't actually seen the outside of the maze for three days.

"But it was only built last night," the Doctor Clone pointed out.

"You really are like you're original, aren't ya! You smart arse know it all!" Padme's Sister snapped, and The Doctor Clone jumped.

"Where are you? I thought you were on a camel trek with Rose?"

"I am!"

"Then how are you talking to me?"

"Magic."

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Meanwhile, out in the desert...or is it dessert? I forget. Oh well, the one with sand, you know? Not the one with ice cream and chocolate sprinkles and stuff. Mmmm.

"If you could have one thing from Harrods, what would it be?" Padme's Sister asked as she finally allowed Rose to draw nearer again, and after she'd finished spooking the Doctor's Clone.

"Erm, I dunno," Rose replied, munching away happily on a bag of grapes. "Oh wait, yes I do! Two scoops of chocolate, a scoop of vanilla, loads of whipped cream, hot chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles. Does that count as one thing? Ice cream is my thing. Can't help it. Making up my own flavours would be great. They have personal shoppers don't they? Could they sort it out? Maybe Jammy Dodger flavour...why are you looking at me like that?"

"Why do I bother?" Padme's Sister groaned.

"Grape?" Rose offered.

"No thanks."

"But they're special grapes."

"I don't care...how special?"

"Very special. They have something in them."

"I don't care...what's in em?"

"Vodka."

"Vodka grapes?"

"Yeah. Want one?"

"Go one then. But just one...maybe two...alright then, three. Can you get drunk on grapes?"

"You can on mine!" Rose grinned.

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"I love the Cybermen," the Doctor shouted out to the world, from the top of the Mansion...hang on a minute...I thought the Cybermen were the Doctor's deadliest enemies apart from the Daleks? Doctor, why do you love them?

"Because if you love your enemies, it gets 'em really confused!"

They're not the only ones.

Anyways...

"No, seriously. You should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. I mean, a group of Mickeys would be deadly!"

Ye-ah...I'll bear that in mind when I'm interviewing for the position of Doctor 11.

"Doctor 11?"

"I think she's trying to tell you something," Miss Kiwi suggested, helpfully.

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Some time later (because this is a special time skipping chapter)...

"I have ten little fingers and they all belong to me. I can make them do things, would you like to see?"

The loud singing voices floated over the hill and everyone sat up, confused.

"Who's that singing?" Stefan asked and everyone shrugged. Just then two camels charged over the hill.

"I can shut them up tight, or open them wide (Minds out of the gutter, please folks). Put them all together, or make them all hide," Rose sung at the top of her voice as she bounced up and down.

"I can make them jump high, I can make them jump low. I can fold them quietly and hold them all just so," Padme's Sister finished the song as the two camels came to a stop and both girls tipped sideways off them, giggling hysterically.

"They're drunk!" Timeless Escape laughed.

"No we're not! I'm not an alco...alco...alco-pop?...alco-hooligan?...alco-hole...ALCOHOLIC!" Padme's Sister cried, (although these last few chapters beg to differ.)

"No, Joshwales forced me to get drunk the last time...and this time...ok it was me, but I turn eighteen in a month, so I'm allowed to celebrate!"

Rose, meanwhile, was trying to think of another word.

"Par?...parsnip?...party?...parsley?...partner?...perley?...PARLAY!"

"Parlay?" Captain Jack frowned. "Why have you envoked the right of parlay? And with whom?"

"I...I envoke the right of parsley with my bed!" Rose announced, before passing out in Jack's arms.

"Give her back to me!" the Doctor ordered at once, threatening Jack with his sonic probe.

"Thats SCREWDRIVER!"

Ok, whatever. Just threaten Jack please?

"GRRRR (points screwdriver at Jack) I said, GIVE HER BACK TO ME!"

"NO!" Jack replied stubbornly, scooping Rose into his arms and running off into the Mansion with the Doctor in hot pursiot. Pursiot? I mean pursuit.

"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Stefan and the others chanted as they ran after them.

"Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done," Padme's Sister grinned, rubbing her hands together in glee. And then she fell backwards into the pool.