Things you'll never hear on Xmen: Evolution

by Kisha-Ra

Just another bit of random sillyness. Caution! the following content is humour and should not be taken seriously.

4. Chapter 4

Things you'll never hear on X-men evolution.

Way-hey! Another ten pieces of random insanity. Oh and I forgot to plug the forum earlier, so remember to visit the X-men evolution RPG and join us. If you have any interest in it that is.

Kitty: I've just realized how brainless I sound saying 'like' every third word. Why didn't you guys ever tell me?

Any new mutant: Hey Jamie, wanna hang out with us?

Sabertooth: Hey who took my hairbrush?

Scott: I hate my car, that's why I'm always trying to get it destroyed.

Lance: I'm afraid of earthquakes.

Professor X: I'm closing the institute and going into the fashion business, that's where the real money is.

Rogue: I like my powers.

Wolverine: Sorry Charles, I can't terrorise the kids this weekend. I'm going away with my boyfriend, Sabertooth. See ya on Monday.

Lance: Oh, I have holes in my jeans. I really should get a new pair.

Toad: I gotta go buy some soap and toothpaste yo.