Things you'll never hear on X-men evolution.
I forgot to disclaim at the beginning, so I expect you don't know that I do own X-men: Evolution. What? I don't? Reads legal papers. A thousand curses! Okay it seems I don't own X-men: Evolution after all. However I do own this by-product of my diseased imagination. Aren't you happy for me?
Scott: I'm leaving to join the brotherhood.
Rogue: since I have dangerous skin I'm going to get some clothes that don't rip so easily.
Professor X: Those uniforms have no practical purpose; I just like watching teens run round in spandex. (Okay, maybe that was a bit too off colour, even for me.)
Wolverine: Someone stole Mr Pootles! I can't sleep without my teddy!
Amara: OW! I burned myself.
Boom boom: Okay, admit it. I've been a kleptomaniac since I was a little kid, and I dragged my father into a life of crime.
Destiny: The future? I dunno.
Rhane: Meow.
Professor X: What am I, psychic? Never mind…
Storm: all these plants are fake. I really can't stand plants.