Things you'll never hear on X-men evolution.

Right most of this chapter is really stupid, but that never stopped me before. I know Greydon Creed never made it into evo, but my little sister really wanted to put it in.

Scott: Yeah well… I'm too sexy for my shirt!

Amara: Hey waiter! Where are the ice cubes?

Beast: I knew I shouldn't hold conical flasks with my feet. I broke them all.

Greydon Creed: Hey you guys! Guess what? My whole family are mutants.

Mystique: I need to get some fake beards and moustaches.

Wolverine: This hairdo makes me look like such a wally.

Magneto: I'm going to run for president.

Sabertooth: Oh a ball of wool!

Roberto: I'll get sunburned!

Professor X: I'm missing Sesame Street. Quick change the channel!