Okay, a lot of people have reviewed saying that they dislike the chapter length, but I'm sorry to say that it's not going to change. This is a multi-drabble fic, which means by definition, each chapter is only 100 words. I promise to do better with updating and it's unlikely that I'll ever just post one chapter at a time, but the fact still remains that every chapter will be 100 words. Sorry.
"Nice try-"
Footsteps. Draco was coming. Snape's glance fell on an obscure closet, which he opened and threw Hermione in just as Draco entered. "Hey Severus. Whatchya doing?"
"Nothing," Snape sputtered. "How was Azkaban?"
"As expected. Mum's ecstatic I didn't die. You're the best thing since self-spelling wands." Draco scowled but continued. "Did you eat?"
Severus never ate.
Draco knew that.
"Well, I brought back some stuff. The basics. Oh shit!"
"What?"
"I forgot milk. I'll be back."
Once Draco left, Snape yanked the closet open.
"Wow," Hermione said, falling out, "you sure know how to put a girl up."