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Charter Two: Hogwarts Letters and Diagon Alley
"Ahhhhhh" said James "another mischief managed" "Yep" said Sirius "same time tomorrow?" "Sure why not" "Ok see you later" "Mmm k bye" James was happy; he finally had a friend his age. While he walked back to his room he saw that same old man with the long white beard wink at him again or maybe it was just his imagination, strange old men don't wink at people they don't know. He finally got to his room and his parents looked the happiest they have ever been. "What is it?" he asked "You've been accepted into Hogwarts" said his mom a note of extreme happiness in her voice" she handed him a yellowish envelope addressed to Mr. James Potter in emerald green ink. It read: Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September first. We await your owl by no later than July 25.
Sincerely,
Professor Mcgonagall
Professor Mcgonagall
Deputy Headmistress
"Errrrr. cool." James said "but its not a very big deal is it I mean we've known all along that I was going to be accepted I mean you're tight with the head master and all. Errrrrr what's his name again?" he mumbled.
"Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore" said James' father "and he's a great man Dumbledore brilliant he is"
"Jeez dad if you love him so much why don't you marry him?" "Why don't you" "Why don't you" "Why don't you" "Why don't-" "Why don't you two stop fighting? We have to go to go to Diagon Ally in the morning so get some sleep tonight" said James's mother exasperated by her immature husband and son.
A while latter there was a knock on the door "hello again Sirius" said
James' mother "James Sirius is here"
"Cool hi Sirius errrrr what are you wearing" "O ...Well they're errrrrrrrr bunny pajamas with feet" "O....k" said James slowly "Anyway" continued Sirius "I can't pull any pranks with you tomorrow cause I've gotta go school shopping" "O no its ok I have to too" "O ok bye" "See you later" And with that Sirius walked down the shadowy hall way and turned the corner James went and brushed his teeth and went to bed.
That night he had a strange dream it began with a pretty girl with red hair and green eyes and it ended with a flash of green light and a cold evil laugh. He awoke with a start and realized his mother was yelling in his ear to get up. James checked to see what time it was six thirty he hadn't woken up that early since he was six years old he usually slept until noon or later. "Does the sun actually go in that direction" said James groggily "Can't I sleep a tiny bit more?" "I do that and well be getting to Diagon alley by 2 o clock it'll be packed if I do that no way son get up NOW" "Ok ok I'm up I'm up I'm up" James quickly got dressed and took a shower (not necessarily in that order) and he and his parents lit a fire in the fire place and took out some floo powder "David you go first and make sure you son doesn't run off on his own" "Sure why not DIAGON ALLEY" screamed James' father and he disappeared into a huge green flame. Next was James' turn, "DIAGON ALLEY" he shouted he was spinning down the chimney he closed his eyes and tucked in his elbows and. SPLAT he landed face first into a strange looking store full of owls rats cats and toads his father picked him up and dusted him off and ruffled his hair his mother popped out of the fireplace a second later and landed on her face too James' father picked her up and dusted her off too then gave her a great big kiss "EWWWWWW" said James in disgust his parents stopped abruptly and they continued to go to Gringotts they stopped at vault 564 and took out a large stack of gold gallons but still left plenty more in the vault "First things first son lets go get your wand" James followed his dad into Ollivanders finally he thought to himself as he walked into the small store stuffed with boxes a wand something I've always wanted "Good morning" said a soft spooky voice James turned around quickly and saw an old man with wide pale eyes that didn't seem to blink "Hello Mr. Potter I knew that I would be seeing you soon. I remember every wand I have ever sold since 382 B.C every single wand and every single time the wand is the one that chooses the wizard so let's see which one chooses you" Mr. Ollivander was measuring James left to right, right to left top to bottom side to side head to shoulders to knees and toes knees to toes his eyes and ears and mouth and nose his head shoulders knees and toes. "Ahha I think I have one just for you try this one maple and dragon heartstring" James gave it a wave and "Ohhhhhh" James turned around and saw Mr. Ollivander hanging in the air by his underwear "Sorry" said James "I like this one" said James with mischievous grin "Well you wouldn't be able to do much with that one" "Fine what's next" "Maple and phoenix feathers eight inches very flexible" "No, that won't work either" said Mr. Ollivander who was hanging by his ears on the ceiling. The pile of used wands became higher higher and higher it was taller than James and poor Mr. Ollivander have had magical wedgies, wet willies, and had even ended up naked in Oklahoma before they finally found the right one. "Try this one mahogany eleven inches very pliable" James picked it up and gave it a wave and yellow and red sparks shot out of the end. "Yes I believe that is the one" Ten minutes later James and his father left the store with his new wand. "Dad" James asked "does every one go through that many wands" "Not every one does but let's just say that you're not the first man in our family who went through the whole store" "Ok" "lets go meet your mother she should be getting your cauldron and potion ingredients" James and his father went to meet his mother James past a store full of Quidditch supplies there were millions of kid all around the front window and James and his father went in to look at the brooms "WOAH!!!!!!!!" Screamed James "A NEW BROOMSTICK THE CLEANSWEEP 3 COOL!!!!!!" "James keep your voice down" "Sorry. Dad can I please get it please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please" "Maybe James but you can't show it to anyone, first years aren't allowed to have broomsticks" James and his father left the store a while later holding a broom under his arm. "There you are I've been waiting for you two" James' mother said James noticed his father hide the broom further into his cloke. "Well" continued his mother not noticing her husbands odd behavior "How about James goes to get his robes I go and get his books and you go get his telescope and well be done "ok" said James and he started to Madam Malkins robes for All Occasions "Hogwarts dear" The young witch asked "Errrrrr yes" "This way dear" "Ok" James passed the fitting rooms and heard a girls voice in one of them "how's this one Lilly" "put that back petunia" James tried to get a good look in that room (wink wink) but couldn't James went into the room next door and saw a boy already being fitted and that boy was no other than- "Sirius!!!!" "James?" "Whoa I didn't know you were a wizard" "I didn't know you were one either did I" "Are you going to hogwarts?" "Well duh stupid you don't think I would be going to Dermstrang do ya" "No but I didn't think you would be going to hogwarts either did I" "Did you" "No" "Cool" "I'll see you later" And with that Sirius left cool thought James my best friend is gonna go to school with me I'm going to hogwarts and my dad got me the best racing broom money can buy.
Ok sorry that took so long and also sorry its long and stupid my sister Allie didn't help me much cause she's at camp so its not as good ok and anyway I've g2g but ill try and write more soon. And also sorry that this story sucks sooooooo much ok bye but ill write more.
Charter Two: Hogwarts Letters and Diagon Alley
"Ahhhhhh" said James "another mischief managed" "Yep" said Sirius "same time tomorrow?" "Sure why not" "Ok see you later" "Mmm k bye" James was happy; he finally had a friend his age. While he walked back to his room he saw that same old man with the long white beard wink at him again or maybe it was just his imagination, strange old men don't wink at people they don't know. He finally got to his room and his parents looked the happiest they have ever been. "What is it?" he asked "You've been accepted into Hogwarts" said his mom a note of extreme happiness in her voice" she handed him a yellowish envelope addressed to Mr. James Potter in emerald green ink. It read: Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September first. We await your owl by no later than July 25.
Sincerely,
Professor Mcgonagall
Professor Mcgonagall
Deputy Headmistress
"Errrrr. cool." James said "but its not a very big deal is it I mean we've known all along that I was going to be accepted I mean you're tight with the head master and all. Errrrrr what's his name again?" he mumbled.
"Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore" said James' father "and he's a great man Dumbledore brilliant he is"
"Jeez dad if you love him so much why don't you marry him?" "Why don't you" "Why don't you" "Why don't you" "Why don't-" "Why don't you two stop fighting? We have to go to go to Diagon Ally in the morning so get some sleep tonight" said James's mother exasperated by her immature husband and son.
A while latter there was a knock on the door "hello again Sirius" said
James' mother "James Sirius is here"
"Cool hi Sirius errrrr what are you wearing" "O ...Well they're errrrrrrrr bunny pajamas with feet" "O....k" said James slowly "Anyway" continued Sirius "I can't pull any pranks with you tomorrow cause I've gotta go school shopping" "O no its ok I have to too" "O ok bye" "See you later" And with that Sirius walked down the shadowy hall way and turned the corner James went and brushed his teeth and went to bed.
That night he had a strange dream it began with a pretty girl with red hair and green eyes and it ended with a flash of green light and a cold evil laugh. He awoke with a start and realized his mother was yelling in his ear to get up. James checked to see what time it was six thirty he hadn't woken up that early since he was six years old he usually slept until noon or later. "Does the sun actually go in that direction" said James groggily "Can't I sleep a tiny bit more?" "I do that and well be getting to Diagon alley by 2 o clock it'll be packed if I do that no way son get up NOW" "Ok ok I'm up I'm up I'm up" James quickly got dressed and took a shower (not necessarily in that order) and he and his parents lit a fire in the fire place and took out some floo powder "David you go first and make sure you son doesn't run off on his own" "Sure why not DIAGON ALLEY" screamed James' father and he disappeared into a huge green flame. Next was James' turn, "DIAGON ALLEY" he shouted he was spinning down the chimney he closed his eyes and tucked in his elbows and. SPLAT he landed face first into a strange looking store full of owls rats cats and toads his father picked him up and dusted him off and ruffled his hair his mother popped out of the fireplace a second later and landed on her face too James' father picked her up and dusted her off too then gave her a great big kiss "EWWWWWW" said James in disgust his parents stopped abruptly and they continued to go to Gringotts they stopped at vault 564 and took out a large stack of gold gallons but still left plenty more in the vault "First things first son lets go get your wand" James followed his dad into Ollivanders finally he thought to himself as he walked into the small store stuffed with boxes a wand something I've always wanted "Good morning" said a soft spooky voice James turned around quickly and saw an old man with wide pale eyes that didn't seem to blink "Hello Mr. Potter I knew that I would be seeing you soon. I remember every wand I have ever sold since 382 B.C every single wand and every single time the wand is the one that chooses the wizard so let's see which one chooses you" Mr. Ollivander was measuring James left to right, right to left top to bottom side to side head to shoulders to knees and toes knees to toes his eyes and ears and mouth and nose his head shoulders knees and toes. "Ahha I think I have one just for you try this one maple and dragon heartstring" James gave it a wave and "Ohhhhhh" James turned around and saw Mr. Ollivander hanging in the air by his underwear "Sorry" said James "I like this one" said James with mischievous grin "Well you wouldn't be able to do much with that one" "Fine what's next" "Maple and phoenix feathers eight inches very flexible" "No, that won't work either" said Mr. Ollivander who was hanging by his ears on the ceiling. The pile of used wands became higher higher and higher it was taller than James and poor Mr. Ollivander have had magical wedgies, wet willies, and had even ended up naked in Oklahoma before they finally found the right one. "Try this one mahogany eleven inches very pliable" James picked it up and gave it a wave and yellow and red sparks shot out of the end. "Yes I believe that is the one" Ten minutes later James and his father left the store with his new wand. "Dad" James asked "does every one go through that many wands" "Not every one does but let's just say that you're not the first man in our family who went through the whole store" "Ok" "lets go meet your mother she should be getting your cauldron and potion ingredients" James and his father went to meet his mother James past a store full of Quidditch supplies there were millions of kid all around the front window and James and his father went in to look at the brooms "WOAH!!!!!!!!" Screamed James "A NEW BROOMSTICK THE CLEANSWEEP 3 COOL!!!!!!" "James keep your voice down" "Sorry. Dad can I please get it please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please" "Maybe James but you can't show it to anyone, first years aren't allowed to have broomsticks" James and his father left the store a while later holding a broom under his arm. "There you are I've been waiting for you two" James' mother said James noticed his father hide the broom further into his cloke. "Well" continued his mother not noticing her husbands odd behavior "How about James goes to get his robes I go and get his books and you go get his telescope and well be done "ok" said James and he started to Madam Malkins robes for All Occasions "Hogwarts dear" The young witch asked "Errrrrr yes" "This way dear" "Ok" James passed the fitting rooms and heard a girls voice in one of them "how's this one Lilly" "put that back petunia" James tried to get a good look in that room (wink wink) but couldn't James went into the room next door and saw a boy already being fitted and that boy was no other than- "Sirius!!!!" "James?" "Whoa I didn't know you were a wizard" "I didn't know you were one either did I" "Are you going to hogwarts?" "Well duh stupid you don't think I would be going to Dermstrang do ya" "No but I didn't think you would be going to hogwarts either did I" "Did you" "No" "Cool" "I'll see you later" And with that Sirius left cool thought James my best friend is gonna go to school with me I'm going to hogwarts and my dad got me the best racing broom money can buy.
Ok sorry that took so long and also sorry its long and stupid my sister Allie didn't help me much cause she's at camp so its not as good ok and anyway I've g2g but ill try and write more soon. And also sorry that this story sucks sooooooo much ok bye but ill write more.