Operation Naruto

Disclimer -

I don't own Naruto or any of the other characters

They're proper property of Masashi Kishimoto, Shonen Jump, Viv Media and anyone else I may have forgotten

note:

There will be a short series called Mystic Ninjas which explains how Naruto and some of the other characters know the sisters

This is a late birthday piece for Naruto fans, I had learned Naruto's b-day was on the 10th of October and fumbled my brain in something to make and this was the first thing I thought of

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Operation Naruto

AJAngelique

Part 3

WalkieTalkies and Waffles

"What am I suppose to do now? Go outside and climb through a window?" Naruto asked aloud with a loud huff and a scowl. Suddenly, there was a small explosion and a small shower of confetti as a small panel opened and a purple money hand puppet popped out of the wall. Naruto turned to the puppet to see that it was still connected to the inside of the wall by a very bouncy spring and it had those goffy wiggly eyes where the pupils slid around freely.

"Welcome honored guest to the Mystic Mansion, home of the Mystic Sisters!" the puppet said is a sickeing chipper female voice...yes, too muchsugar IS bad for you.

"Don't you mean the Mystic Ninjas?" Naruto asked, slightly annoyed. The puppet looked right as his for a moment before it just shrugged and moved on with its speach.

"Please state your name and place your shoes in the marked bin before entering the house," the puppet said.

"What bin?" Naruto asked. The puppet then looked all around before leting out a long string of obsenities and curse words before body slaming the wall. With that, a large panel fell open and a lazy suzy shoe holder was revealed. Naruto took a closer look and noticed that all the spots to hold shoes where marked with a person's full name.

"Sweet!" Naruto said as he saw some names he recognized from his own world and then saw names that he knew belonged to characters from various stories.

"Hmmm, i knew they were crazy..." Naruto started but was promptly interupted by the puppet.

"Please state your name and place your shoes in the designated bin," it repeated.

"I'm not..." Naruto started and looked down at his feet to see that he was wearing his blue ninja shoes. Confussed as to how they got there, Naruto stated his name and the lazy suzy turned a few times and stopped to reveal a bin had been marked for him. Once his shoes were off and placed in the bin, the panel closed and hid the shoe holder once again.

"Now enter the wonderous wonders you are about to see abd hear and touch," the monkey puppet said as if in a daze and Naruto was begining to wonder if the puppet was on on crack or something.

"You can find Lady Angelina Jean EarthHart in the kitchen, just follow the butterflys," the puppet said and promptly went back into the wall as the small door slammed shut behind him, making Naruto jump a bit.

"What butterflies?" Naruto asked and heard the same sound of crashing pots and pans that started this crazy adventure so Naruto ran into the house and towards the direction of the noise. It didn't take him long though to find the old west saloon style double doors with the soft white light on the other side. Carefully, Naruto approached the doors and quietly pushed them open to find Angelina in the middle of making something at the island in the middle of the old world style kitchen.

"Angel-sempai?" Naruto asked as he entered the kitchen. Angelina gasped lightly as she whirled around and looked at the young ninja. Angelina was a complete mess as was the kitchen, Cassandra was going to have a fit in the moring. Angelina was wearing her favorite blue sundress with her Disneyland style apron. She was holding a large bowl with one arm and a wooden spoon with the other hand as both she and kitchen were dust with flour and sugar while eggshells and cooking trays littered the floor. Naruto looked around carefully at everything as he walked into the kitchen and the Mystic of Earth.

"Naruto!" Angelina said as surprised was replaced with glee and she put her stuff down on the island before she turned back to Naruto and bowed to him Japanese style, "Happy Birthday!" Naruto stopped short out of surprise.

"Thanks," Naruto said as he smiled lightly and Angelina stood back up with the same grin on her face.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked as he gestured at the mess.

"Trying to make cupcakes for tomorrow," Angelina said with an embarrased look on her face. Even though Angelina is the Mystic of Earth and the Avatar of Light, she still has a little trouble in the cooking department. Especially when the resident cook cooks only from scratch and bans anything pre-fab from the house.

"Tomorrow?" Nartuo asked as he pulled himself up on a bar stool, which was one of the few things that were clean in the room.

"Hai! Tomorrow is your birthday and we're throwing you a party," Angelina said.

"Really!?" Naruto asked surprised and happy at the same time.

"Yes, we're even going to take you out to the street festival in town for fun and games," Angelina said and Naruto stopped.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"You sure that's ok?" Naruto asked and fidgeted slightly in his seat.

"Sure I'm sure, this is Domestique!" Angelina said.

"We're not in Konoha?" Naruto asked.

"Nope, that star you used brought you to our village and..." Angelina said and was about to explain things about her town when she was interupted by a loud yawn. Both the blonde turned towards the swining doors and saw none other that Orochimaru walking into the room in nothing but a pair of gray boxer shorts with little black snakes on them and cobra slippers as he shuffled his way into the kitchen kinda slumped over with this tired look on his face as he walked past both the blonde and around the island towards the sink on the other side of the room.

"Oreo?" Angelina asked, surprised and confused at the same time. The snake man stopped in his tracks and looked back at both the blondes.

"Oh, hello Jean. Hello...Naruto," Orochimaru said and began to perk up a bit when he saw the younger blonde.

"What are you doing here?!" Naruto practically shouted at the gray skinned ninja.

"What does it look like, getting a glass of water."

"In your boxer shorts?"

"What? You wanna do something about it?" Orochimaru said with a slight smirk that disturbed both the blondes and Angelina immeditally pulled a big black walkie talkie out if thin air.

"Breaker breaker, we've got a snaker baker," Angelina said into the walkie talkie before she put it down on the messy counter of the island and both the guys looked at her like she had crazy...er.

"3...2...1..." Angelina said as she counted down on her fingers and this thunderous noise came from behind this door. Naruto had usual confused lookon his face as Orochimaru looked ready to pass a brick as he stared at the door in sheer terror. Finally, the noise got to the top of the stairs and the door flew open to reveal Angelique wearing black satin sleep shorts and tank top.

"Orochimaru!" Angelique said in true Aya fashion before she promptly glomped the scared snake man and the two fell to the floor with a light thump before Angelique making all sorts of giggles and love noise as Orochimaru just moaned to get away as the Lady of Water molested him to no needs. Thankfully, the couple was hidden behind the island so Naruto couldn't be scarred for life but the sounds were still disturbing to both the blondes.

"Now," Angelina said as she turned her back to the couple and faced Naruto, "who wants a late night snack?"

"I lost my appetite, I'm ready to head back to bed," Naruto said as a placed a hand over his stomach and made a disgusted look.

"Me too, let's get the hell out of here," Angelina said as she grabbed Naruto by the hand and lead him out of the room as fast as she could walk out of there.

TBC

Next

Part 4: The Morning