Epilogue
This is cheap. This is cheaper than cheap! That damn fucking voice was using me the whole time! It turns out that killing all the colossi would make it so that my body could be used to house that bastard voice who is the ultimate colossus. Not to mention the fact that some dudes from my village came and crashed the party, and tried to kill me. It was really rather pathetic, and I would not like to recount it here. But I will tell you what happened, I ended up dying in that fountain I used as a bath. "But if you are dead how are you telling us all this?" you ask in your sad and pathetic little voices. Well, it is very simple… Ok, not really, and it has to do with other dimensions and space time continuums, and my diary being sent with me to this other dimension, and thus how I am writing this.
Anyway, my physical body was reincarnated as a boy with horns, and my girlfriend found me, or what could possibly be interpreted as me… I'm not really sure. But that isn't the biggest shocker! Agro isn't dead! I don't know how it happened, but the damn horse somehow managed to survive that ninety story fall into a shallow river, and he only hurt his leg.
The worst part of this whole thing is that A) I'm dead and my girlfriend is alive, and she will never know how much I went through to get her back to life, B) She is now stuck there because those dicks from my village decided to get rid of the bridge as soon as they ran their pansy asses away, and C) I am stuck in the same dimension as that stupid light voice guy, but he won't let me use the megaphone. The bastard.
This is all very depressing, and I only see more pain in the future of my dear physical body reincarnation. The freak has horns, and everyone knows that horns mean curse. If that dude ever makes it back to civilization… Well, we all know what happened to Ico. But that is another very secret diary for another time.
Well I hope you liked my take on what Wanderer (hey, I like Wanderer better than just Wander) thought about while killing colossi. If you would like to review please do. I have never done this before, and would like to know how I am doing. Well, thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed yourself.