Return to Mother or Die (pt. 3)
"Pete died yesterday from an unfortunate bathroom accident", Pimp Chicken said. But no one knew Pimp Chicken was in incognito. Bleh, Kenny died. Pimp Chicken held the funeral, but noone knew…NOONG KNEW…At the end, Pimp chicken was Ronald McDonald BUT NOT. It was actually… the purple, pot had monkey, then everyone gasped. Even Barney, who got shot in the head with an AK 44 (whatever that is) and then Riku went on top of Barney's "tail" and that "tail"
Everyone died…Then lived…then died again. Cloud, being dead already, jumped off a building and lived. Buahahahaha. Muahahaha. Eheheheh. Hohoho. Oho Cloud. 17. Animals. Yes. W.
Then Raistlin's small brain exploded because he refused to worship Mother and therefore didn't understand anything. Then Gabby was discovered in the back room of Weird Pete's Gaming Store with Cloud. Zack was devistned (should be devastated- it's a long story as to how that spelling of the word came to be) because Cloud chose Gabby over him, and decided to burn down Macopin School in Passaic County in West Milford, New Jersey. Then Santa Clause stalked everybody because Random Moogle Girl just gave out there address.
But, Random Moogle Girl also was stalked because she was stuck in Macopin, being tortured by evil bunnies, controlled by Kadaj. While, Santa was staring at Random Moogle Girl in her Santa hat (Santa was looking for a Mrs. Clause) Kadaj told the bunnies to "Bite the legs off X.X!" Santa was very disturbed by the Rabid bunnies so he flew away on a half-eaten sleigh. RMG, now legless, was staring at her long lost love, Hojo Bunny! Hojo Bunny, in defense to his lost lover, who he was forced to eat, put on a set of rubber gloves and started invading Kadaj. RMG was SO HAPPY, she ran over (without her legs) to help!
What a wonderful X-mas story! Unfortunately Gilat hated Santa so she summoned the evil Hanukkah puppets to infiltrate the North Pole to destroy all the fools. Too bad Santa wasn't there. So the puppets just tore of RMG's shoes and socks and sucked her…toes…
WOAH!!! Gilat went to the North Pole to kill Santa, but couldn't. This is because Gabby was in there doing Santa. LE GASP!!! Gabby called Santa a fat lard and the real Mrs. Clause and bitch slapped her. "OH NO YOU DINNIT!" Gabby screamed, and they got into a cat fight. MEOW! Then Billy jumped into protect his lover, Gabby. Santa and Billy started fighting, and Dalamar jumped in just for the fun. Gilat stood there in awe, and then Kaoru came up and
Blew his nose. Gabby eventually made Mrs. Clause blow up and stopped fighting with a simple plan- she'd do Billy Monday & Tuesday, Dalamar Wed. & Thurs. & Santa Fri.-Sun. (how do you think they had got so many elves?) (NOT elf-elves, just those short things K) Then Gilat jumped in and was very upset. It was raining purple mushrooms and BILLY & DALAMAR WERE HOME! Therefore, she couldn't use the lovely machines with Sephy-poo & RMG! So, she went to the North Pole, killed Santa and was soon bored. She then went looking for Gabby & found her in a bed with
The End of Pt 3
See you in Pt 4 (unless you die)