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Boys, Guys, Men, Males!

It's a story of a normal girl. She's like us. And she's in that stage, the strange stage of the mystery that is boys, men, guys, and well, males. It's her story that is no others, but everyone can take from.

Toilet Episode

So I'm sitting… on the computer. Beautiful. Wasting more precious time on this stupid thing. Well, not like I have much to do anyway. SAT's do not count. I could be….. Reading? Eh.. Sure. Whatever. I can not believe I'm still thinking about those bastards. After Abercrombie I managed to drag Tomoyo into Wet Seal and stuff. She hates that store.. Cheap she says. Pff. Like so my favorite. Ew, I sound like one of those airless stuck-up brats. Hahaha, oh well. So. That guy… I think he was a man. Well, both guys. Ew this is confusing. Guy: general term to use for males in general. I got one down I think. I think both guys.. (I'm even putting the terms to use!) are boymen. Or… bome. Yeah, see they were hott, with no craters. But they were way immature and big asses. So half and half! Okay, so making up my own words are kinda crazy. That pink haired one was so fucking hott. Mmm, yum. Oh look! Tomoyo's on aim!

LtsgetLOUDxx: Tomoyoo!!!

FashionXOpassion: Hey Sakuraa.

LtsgetLOUDxx: Omg you know those asses in the mall?

FashionXOpassion: Mhm. That blue haired one was hott.

LtsgetLOUDxx: I cant stop thinking bout them. Lol.

FashionXpassion: Nicee. You'll forget about them.. I mean not like we're gonna see them again..

LtsgetLOUDxx: true..

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING SAKURA?!" my mom screamed from the door.

LtsgetLOUDxx: shit pos. ttyl, bye.

LtsgetLOUDxx has signed off.

Oh shit. Not again. Shit. Shitshitshitshit.

"I was… um…" I turn to nervously grin at her.

"Sakura, Sakura.. When will you learn! You went to the mall already.. And you hadn't even finished SAT's. I was giving you a break! I swear.. Children these days.." she sighed in pity gazing at me.

"How bout this. Clean the toilet. NO, the whole bathroom," her cruel punishment hit me.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Our bathroom is so shitting dirty. Ew.

"How about I do the sat, play extra piano, do-" my desperate chatter was cut of by my mothers hard glare.

How can she do this to me. Roar. The yellow gloves stretched against my hands as I grabbed the Ammonia, Clorox, Windex, and comet. Along with sponges, rags, and toothbrushes. Our bathroom is fairly big, for we do live in a large house. Not the mansion kind.. But still pretty big. The bathroom… it may not stink because of the febreeze, but the toilet was yellowing and the sinks needed a bit whitening. I guess I'll start with the toilet. I bleached the toilet, and quickly rubbed the Clorox in. Ugh, I hate the smell is soo… nauseating. Leaning over to flush the toilet, I accidentally knocked over the bottle of ammonia. Crap. As it spilled in the toilet, I quickly grabbed it and put it back on the counter. Suddenly the smell seemed to grow even worse.. What the fuck? I'm seeing spots. Black spots… They're turning into one big black one…

The sounds of siren's filled the air as Syaoran Li walked by. Glancing at the ambulances being escorted by police cars he wondered what had happened...

Madd short. But I wanted a cliffy. So, next one's coming pretty soon.

Please, at least two reviews per chapter?

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