Tobi is like, the SHIZNIT.
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A/n: I'm trying to do some light-hearted ones. Hope I did this one right!
BEHOLD! My double and a half drabble!
I.E. Word count is 250.
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Weirdo
Everyone in Akatsuki is strong, and somewhat insane. Deidara knows this. What he can't figure out, however, is where Tobi fits into everything.
After all, he's more senile than psycho, and Deidara is sure he was dropped on his head in infancy.
Why is a weakling like that in Akatsuki?
It's midway through a fight with many pesky shinobi, his partner yells
"Time-Out!"
Remarkably, everyone freezes. He pulls down his collar, and unbuckles something. The back of his neck is very pale, Deidara notes, as Tobi tilts his mask up, and something round drops out.
A weapon perhaps, he can't think of anything else. But then Tobi slips the thing into his pocket, laughs with a hand behind his head in that aggravating way that makes Deidara want to strangle the idiot.
"Ahaha, sorry! My eye fell out."
What. The. Fuck?
The enemies gape at him incredulously, and they're taken out a second later as Tobi toasts them to a crisp with a fire jutsu.
"Wasn't I awesome, Deidara-sempai?" He exclaims, when the last one stops twitching, "And the distraction worked! …Although I really didn't mean for it to fall out…"
Tobi fishes the thing out, examining it. Deidara looks, and realizes it's a glass eye, electric blue.
"Awww maaaan," He whines, shoulders drooping, "It's chipped! Now I'll hafta get a new one… Maybe I should get an orange one this time…"
Why is a weakling like Tobi in Akatsuki, he'd wondered. Deidara decides that he doesn't want to know.
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A/n. I think I need to explain the whole 'fake eye' thing. Again, this entire series of drabbles is based entirely on my firm belief that (after much examination of the manga) that weird new guy Tobi is Obito.
I think that Tobi would have a glass eye because he can't go around wearing the mask ALL the time, and despite the fact that he's probably horrifically scarred (having a boulder dropped on you can do that), having two eyes would help others to relate to him. And, being Tobi/Obito, I'm pretty sure he'd pick a weird color for his eye. And, yeah, shameless reference to Harry Potter in there somewhere.