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Demonic Duo
Key:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Kurayami no Hikaru (Darkness of the Light) (a.k.a. Karu) talking"
"Junketsu no Hikari (Pure Light) (a.k.a. Kari) talking"
Jutsu name
Chapter Two: The Bain of Iruka's Existence…
Life was good for Naruto, Hinata, their demonic tenants, and Arashi… Okay… Maybe just for Karu… Or Kari….
Ever since Arashi had sealed both the Kyuubi no Kitsune, self proclaimed Beast of Destruction, and himself within his Son, Naruto, The Fox and the Apparition had had a long standing rivalry. And to pass the time, before Naruto figured out how to talk to them, the two started playing Shougi, Go, poker, Chess, Go Fish, War, Halo, Super Smash Brothers, and Black Jack, forming a rivalry between the Ghostly Hokage and the Demonic Beast.
Currently, the Score was 1 to 456,258,463,217, in Karu's favor.
Kari's life was pretty good too…
Ever since Naruto and Hinata had somehow established a Metal Connection, she had been able to join in the fun of the rivalry.
And it just so happened that Kari was a wiz at Shougi, Go, poker, Chess, Go Fish, War, Halo, Super Smash Brothers, and Black Jack.
The score was now at 1 to 456,258,463,217 to 456,258,463,218, or course, in Kari's Favor.
But that… Is a totally different story…
Maybe, if you review enough, I will tell it to you…
But as of right now, we must focus on the story at hand, so, let's GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
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Naruto wandered through the halls of the Academy building.
He was… totally lost.
You'd think that having a former Hokage, who could materialize as a ghost and a caged Beast of Destruction sealed inside you, added with enhanced senses and animalistic appendages would give you a better sense of direction..
But, alas, you'd be terribly mistaken.
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Inside Naruto's Head:
"Your son…" Kurayami no Hikaru, also known as Kyuubi no Kitsune, the Beast of Destruction, or simply, Karu, muttered, looking at his two card hand.
"Is a moron," Junketsu no Hikari, also known as Gobi no Houkou, The Beast of Healing, or simply, Karu, finished, staring down at he one card.
Arashi glanced at where the 'go fish' pile should have been and then stared at his card, a three.
He sighed.
"Kari, your turn," he muttered.
Kari looked at her card, a three, and snickered.
"Karu, got any threes?" she asked in an innocent voice.
Karu growled and forked over the Three or Hearts and the Three of Clubs, to the five-tailed dog, who held the Three of Spades.
"Deceiving Bitch…" Karu muttered.
"Why thank you," Kari replied back, innocently.
Kari looked at her sets of books, Twos, Fours, Fives, Sixes, Sevens, Eights, Nines, Jacks, Queens, Kings, Jokers, and Aces.
Kari looked over at Arashi.
"Arashi-kun… Got any threes?"
"Deceiving Bitch…"
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Back in the world of Real Life…(so sue me, I can't think of an actually makey-sense name… ;…( - the apocaFUCK symbol)
"You could ask for directions, Naruto-kun," Hinata said, sweat dropping at her partner/crush's stupidity.
"Eh.. Heh heh…" Naruto said, rubbing the back of his neck, "Yeah… I could… Couldn't I…."
Naruto scurried off in search of the nearest teacher/student/any one who knew where Umino Iruka's classroom was.
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About 30 minutes later
Naruto, after about 30 minutes of wandering around the academy building, and asking several people, teachers and students, a like, He, and Hinata FINALLY found Umino Iruka's classroom.
Opening the door, Naruto and Hinata stepped into the classroom.
Iruka was currently teaching the young students about Chakra and Chakra Systems. Naruto and Hinata stared across the room. A few, very few, students were taking notes, some students were paying attention to the lesion, one student was chowing down on snack food, and the rest of the class was sound asleep, drooling on their desks and snoring very loudly(to Naruto and Hinata, anyway).
Iruka looked up to see two children. One was a girl and the other was a boy. The girl had long indigo hair and very pale lavender eyes, she was obviously a Hyuuga. She wore a lavender t-shirt with an orange swirl on it, that looked almost like a flame, black shorts(knee length, by the way, more like Capri pants), black Ninja sandals, violet goggles with shaded lenses, that hung around her neck, and white cloth bandages, that wrapped around her arms and legs. The boy had blond hair and blue eyes. He wore similar clothing to the girl-A black t-shirt with an orange swirl on the front that looked almost like a flame, forest green shorts, blue ninja sandals, pair of blue goggles with shaded lenses, which he wore on his head, and white cloth bandages that were wrapped around his arms and legs.
Iruka stared.
"Umm… Who are you?"
"Uzumaki Naruto," Naruto answered, stoically.
"Hinata, I have no family name, " Hinata replied, bitterly.
"Umm… Yes, you are the new students?"
"Hai," both Naruto and Hinata said in unison, bowing their heads in respect for the older Chuunin.
"Okay, right now, we are learning about Chakra. Sit anywhere you like," Iruka said.
"Hai," both said, again, walking the back of the room. Both sat side-by-side, on the other side of Naruto was a chunky boy who was eating BBQ chips, beside a sleeping boy with a pineapple hairdo, while on the other side of Hinata, there was a silent boy wearing sunglasses and a high-collared jacket.
"This is so boring, I already know all of this stuff," Naruto muttered, "Wake me up when we start studying somethin' else," Naruto said, laying his head down on the table, "Night, night, Hinata-chan."
Hinata nodded, but soon found, that, through the boring lesion, which was review for both her and Naruto, she could no longer keep her eyes open, either. Her eyelids got heavier and her head fell upon the table, beside Naruto's. The soft sound of snoring emitted from the young, disowned Hyuuga girl.
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A few hours later
Iruka was angry. He had spent HOURS teaching the students about Chakra, yet more then half weren't listening and a great majority of the class was asleep, including the new students.
Iruka walked over to the new students, Naruto and Hinata, and tapped both on the shoulder to rouse them from their sleep.
"Ugg…What'ja want?" Naruto asked, staring at his teacher in a half asleep state.
"Yeah… Why'd ya' wake us?" Hinata asked, rubbing her eyes.
Iruka smirked inwardly, it was time to embarrass the new kids.
"Tell me, Uzumaki Naruto, Hinata, tell me about Chakra, what is it?"
"Chakra is the life force of all living beings," Naruto said.
"It is the combination between the spiritual and physical power of a person…" said Hinata.
"Chakra can be molded to do various jutsu," Naruto continued.
"In order to do Jutsu, most Shinobi use hand signals, called seals, to force the chakra to mold a certain way," Hinata added.
"These hand seals represent the animals of the zodiac-Nezumi, O-Ushi, Tora, Usagi, Ryuu, Hebi, Uma, O-Hitsuji, Saru, Tori, Inu and Ousu-Buta(rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, ram, monkey, rooster, dog, boar)," Naruto continued.
"Most people have Chakra Affinity, the element that their chakra takes on," Hinata said.
"Fire, water, earth, wind, and lightning are the Chakra affinities," Naruto said.
"Some people have more then one affinity, and some have the ability to mix the affinities," Hinata added.
"Everyone's body has a Chakra circulatory system, like blood," Naruto said.
"It's a complex system that runs along organs in the body. There are 64 main chakra openings on the Human body, Tenketsu," Hinata added.
"Chakra is stored in your chakra reserves," Naruto said.
"Some people have very large chakra reserves, but, as a result, have very bad chakra control," Hinata said.
"Some people have small chakra reserves, but, as a plus, have excellent chakra control," Naruto said.
"You can do chakra control exercises, such as tree climbing," Naruto said.
"Or water walking," added Hinata.
"To, both, improve your chakra control and increase the size of your chakra reserves," Naruto said.
"Some people are born with the disability to not be able to use chakra, except the amount needed to survive, this can be corrected, though with very complex and deadly surgeries," Hinata said.
"Chakra depletion is when you run out of usable chakra," Naruto said.
"You can die of Chakra Depletion," Hinata said.
"There are eight celestial chakra gates, " Naruto said.
"But if all eight gates are open, or even just a few, the person may die," Hinata added.
"There are several different types of chakra, normal chakra is blue," Naruto said.
"Where as healing chakra is green, " Hinata finished.
Iruka stared at the two new students..
Hell, everyone stared.
'How do they know so much!?' Iruka yelled in his mind, about to rip his hair put.
Iruka had been talking about the basics of the Chakra System, but these children knew so much, from hand seals to Chakra affinity, and they were only 8 and 7.
'This is gonna be one hell of a year…'
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Ack! Finally, I'm done.
And FINALLY, It's X-mas break, W00t, W00t!
Sorry for the extensive boring-ness and the long explanation of Chakra...
Hope ya' got a few good laughs from the comic relief(a.k.a. Karu, Kari, and Arashi)
Anyway...
Maybe, Just maybe, I'll be able to get in a few chapters of Kyuubi's Legacy..
Hehe… Sorry I haven't review on either of my stories for a while…
I really hate school work.
Anyway, please review and keep on reading'!!
As a Special Treat from my Lateness:
MY JUTSU from the last 2 Chap.
Kodai Saigotsucho: Fukanzen Akuma Azarashi no Jutsu(Ancient Ultimatum: Imperfect Demon Sealing technique)
Type: Kinjutsu/Ninjutsu
Sealing
Rank: S-Rank
Description: Kodai Saigotsucho: Fukanzen Azarashi no Jutsu is a technique used to seal demons into human mediums. Much like the technique used to seal the Kyuubi in Naruto, this techniquewas used to seal the Gobi in Hinata. This technique does NOT kill the preformer of it, but it takes away almost all their chakra and many die or severe chakra depletion. The seal created by this technique is very weak and unstable. Often, the seal will break, causing the medium to die, and if the medium dies, then the demon will be set free.
Saishu Henge no Jutsu(Ultimate Transformation Technique)
Type: Genjutsu?(don't remember, is Henge Ninjutsu or Genjutsu?)
Rank: B-Rank
Description: Saishu Henge no Jutsu is like a normal Henge on crack. It lasts a very LONG time, up to three days, and can not be broken, except by the user. The only down side is that it takes a lot of chakra to maintain.