Me: Okay, okay, okay. SSP.
Kagome: What's SSP?
Sesshomaru: I command you to tell us.
Me: HEY! I'M the authoress of this SessKag crossover!
Sesshomaru: Hey, your the one who made it SessKag.
Me: But your the one who has your sword against my throat and telling me, 'You better write it that way or I'll --------- -------- -------- ------- --------------- ------ --------.
Kagome: I buzzered the rest incase this document falls into children's hands.
Me: Buzzered? Is that even a word?
Kagome: Don't tell me about my grammar. You're the one who created stupider and Ishkabibel and-
Me: She said Ishkabibel! NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! -starts to cry.- whispers its fake, but Kagome doesn't know that.
Me: suddenly stops People, I'll tell you what SSP means, but you have to guess in a review first!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Okay peoples, I know that I said that I withdrew my offer, but I have one, no, two, no, three people left to put in the story, Snowdrift and Rikumaru which are made by StarPrincess2020 and Aya made by preistessofsorrow. And yes, I know, that this is not a chapter Right now I don't have internet, so I'll probably put this up a long while after I type this.
Kagome: Did you ever notice that we always seem to get off the topic in this story? I just did right now.
Inuyasha: Yeah, what does that tell us? That your slow, maybe?
Kagome: growls WHAT??!!!
Sesshomaru: I forgot my line...now I rememeber...now I don't...now I do...don't...do...don't...do...don't...ok, IMPROVISATION TIME! Meow...
Everyone: O.O backs away slowly
Sesshomaru: "(freeze frames)Why...can't...I...move...?(fan girls walk up to him with perverted smiles)Oh...shit...
Kagome: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!! rips fangirls into a gorey mess.
Me: I think I should leave it off here before I have to rate it M for violence.
Ja, ne