Hehe, yet again I havn't updated for months, everybody else has such good excuses "my computer was hit by lightning, my computer got a virus, my best friends half sisters uncle in law father died…."
All I can say is I was to lazy, brilliant, I know!
J.K Rowling still hasn't decided to give me Harry and all his friends (and enemies). Damn!!
Anyways.. oh wait I need people to tell me whether or not they want this to be Tom/Harry slash!!! And had anyone got any actual plot ideas, at the moment this is going nowhere!
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Harry entered the hall looking tired and even smaller then usual, not that anyone could see him as he was being flanked by Crabbe and Goyle (under orders from Favian Malfoy).
Favian was waiting with Lestrange at the Slytherin table; he looked up at Harry's entrance and imperiously waved him over.
"Tom had given me instructions that you are to drink these potions and eat a healthy breakfast." He drawled, looking Harry up and down he continued "Merlin knows you need it, what does future Hogwarts do, starve its students?!"
Harry shook his head shyly and murmured something about having a fast matabolism.
"Umm, I'm really sorry about last night and all, it won't happen again I was kinda overwhelmed, forgot my silencing charms."
Malfoy waved off his apology languidly but Lestrange smiled kindly.
"Don't worry kid, we didn't mind, just freaked us of that's all. I advise you not to put up silencing charms, Tom would have a fit."
Huh thought Harry, why the hell would he have a fit?? But his question was left unanswered as Malfoy began to load his plate up with food and commanded him to eat.
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First class of the day was history with… you guessed it Prof. Bins.
"Oh god!!" moaned Harry.
"Wassup, little bro…"
"Scared of ghosts…"
Harry sighed and shook his head, "He still teaches in the future!"
The Weasly twins laughed.
"We find it easier…"
"If you see this class as…"
"an excellent time to improve your…"
"pranking skills!"
Harry smiled at them, for a moment it felt like he was back in his own time, a moment that Tom managed to shatter beautifully as he came up next to Harry.
"Did you take those potions?"
"Eeep! I mean, Yes sir!!!"
Tom, Adish and Aiden all stared at him, the twins burst out laughing and Tom groaned.
"Now you've done it, they'll never forget that!"
"Gomen Nasai!!"
"I don't speak Japanese."
"Then how did you know he was speaking Japanese" muttered Malfoy from behind him.
"The accent." replied Tom casually.
It should be noted at this point that Prof. Binns was not extraordinarily late; the entire class was just ignoring him.
"Umm, does anyone pay attention to Binns?" asked Harry quietly.
Dominick answered him, leaning on two legs of his chair and playing exploding snap with Auralia Black.
"Tom usually does, but he seems to think your much more interesting."
"Nooo!" moaned Auralia, whether because Tom wasn't paying attention or because the stack exploded filling the room with smoke Harry wasn't sure.
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Classes in this time, Harry concluded at the end of the day were much less stressful then back home. Nobody took HOM (History of Magic) seriously, Divination was still a joke, Potions was wayyyy to easy without Snape and with Tom or Malfoy as your partner, and the teachers were way lax in everything else.
Possibly he mused because there was no impending threat of doom encouraging students. Maybe old Moldy was doing something good after all.
He entered the Slytherin common room, still followed by Crabbe and Goyle, to find Tom in the middle of a tantrum with Malfoy and Lestrange watching from a couch with amusement.
Harry hovered by the door uncertainly; he had bad experience with people and tantrums. Dudley's could end up being rather painful for him.
But before he could run Malfoy turned around and saw him, he smiled and beckoned him over. Seeing his hestitation and the object of the slightly fearful gaze he grinned.
"Tom shut up and sit down, your scaring the baby!"
Harry blinked, the wha….
Tom blinked, he was scaring Harry, wait the wha…
Lestrange blinked, turned around, saw Harry, and grinned.
"I LIKE IT!!!"
Harry was mortified; there was no way in hell they were going to call him…
"Come and sit down, baby."
He did, then realised he had responded to the nickname, and groaned. Adrian pulled him down between himself and Favian.
"The hell are you wearing."
Harry blushed; Dumbledore had given him some clothes till he could buy some at the next Hogsmead visit, he had charmed them smaller but the spell had come undone on the way to the common room and now he was practically swimming in them.
Favian and Tom joined in the scrutiny of his attire. Eyebrows raised and lips quirked into grins. Harry blushed, well aware that he looked ridicules and was incapable of moving without tripping over.
Tom smirked and crouched down in front if him.
"Are you wearing boxers?"
Adrians draw dropped and Favian looked ruffled. "Isn't he a bit young for you?!"
"WHAT" squeaked Harry in a high pitched voice.
Tom sighed and wacked Adrian and Favian on the heads.
"I didn't mean it like that, sick minded idiots." He turned to Harry. "If the boxers are the same size as everything else they'll just look like shorts" he explained.
"Oh" murmured Harry with relief. Looking around to make sure there was no one else in the common room he started to slip the oversized pants off.
Just as Auralia Black walked in.
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Well, weird, random or just plain terrifying.
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