Summary:
Naruto teases Sasuke about his name.
Warnings:
SasuNaru, BoyXBoy, Lemony scented, and super short.
Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto. Happy?
A/N: The thing about Sasuke's name
has been done about a million times, but I couldn't help it.
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"Hahahaha!"
Sasuke glared off into space as Naruto let out a loud bark of laughter for the umpteenth time today. They had been sitting on the bridge for several hours awaiting Kakashi's arrival, and Naruto's random fits of laughter were really beginning to piss Sasuke off.
"What the hell is so funny, usuratonkachi?" Sasuke ground out.
"Nothing," Naruto replied as he wiped a tear from his eye, ignoring the insult. "Just thinking about your name, Sas-UKE."
Sasuke visibly twitched at hearing his name pronounced like that. The last person to say his name like that was Kiba, who now knew the consequences for it (and he was now sporting several scorch marks).
Naruto began singing 'Sas-UKE' repeatedly, and Sasuke's eye began twitching like crazy. He seriously considered using his most powerful fireball jutsu on the blonde, but a better idea crossed his mind. Apparently, it showed on his face, too.
"Wha—"
Before he knew it, Naruto was being straddled by a very sexy looking Sasuke. His azure eyes widened in surprise at their position and Sasuke's sudden dominance.
"What the hell—"
Naruto was cut off for the second time that day as a hungry mouth descended upon his own. He let out a gasp, and Sasuke took that opportunity to explore Naruto's mouth with his tongue. At the same time he slipped one hand under his coat and shirt to roam over a sculpted tan chest.
All sorts of thoughts ran through Naruto's mind as the mouth previously attached to his own began nipping and sucking at various spots on his neck. He let a moan escape his throat.
Smirking, Sasuke slipped two fingers in his mouth and coated them with a nice amount of saliva before sliding one into Naruto's entrance. Naruto gasped at the intrusion, but was soon moaning as that delightful finger moved in and out, hitting a special bundle of nerves each time. Then, the finger (or fingers since Sasuke had added a second one without Naruto noticing) abruptly stopped.
"What do you want me to do?" Sasuke asked cruelly.
Naruto glared at him and bit his lip. Sasuke started moving his fingers in and out at an agonizingly slow pace.
"Hm? What do you want?"
The blonde shinobi glowered even harder, but finally gave in.
"Just fuck me already!"
Sasuke looked up as if thinking about it, and then looked back down at Naruto.
"I would," he began, "but I'm an uke, remember?"
With that Sasuke got up, dusted himself off, and resumed his former position, leaving a very angry and flushed Naruto on the ground.
"Good morning," Kakashi said as he appeared in a puff of white smoke. "I got lost—"
Kakashi stopped as he noticed an extremely ruffled Naruto.
"Naruto? Are you alright?"
Sasuke smirked as Naruto threw him the dirtiest look he could muster.
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A/N: So much for not making it lemony…
Criticism welcomed, flames accepted.