Chapter Four: Fucking Cell phone!

By: Brittzers

A/N: Thanks for the reviews guys! I love it. It makes me happy and stuff, keep it up. This is like…the most reviews I've ever got – which says a lot…mostly saying that I uh…suck and I'm the biggest drunker'd in the world. Lawl. But thanks. A lot of surprises will appear during this story, you've just got to keep an open mind and bear with me.

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"Yeah, sure - have a nice life!"

Edge shouted onto the phone as he rolled his blue eyes and hung up the phone immediately and rather hard, for a second there, thinking he had broken the phone. He ran his fingers angrily through his hair as he rocked back and forward on the edge of the bed. He was no longer sad and confused – Edge was now angry and fucking confused. He didn't know which Edge he wanted to show next. He didn't know if he wanted to go crazy and wreck everything in sight or if he wanted to just…be normal, be sad and lonely. Edge has never felt so pathetic in his life, the guy has never been dumped, let alone cheated on, and right now he just needs somebody, anybody – just to comfort him. Edge lay down onto the bed, stretched out and too tired to hate – he just laid there, silently – just thinking. Funny thing is, he thought about Shawn…His lips curled into a smile at the thought of Shawn. He remembered how soft those lips were when he kissed him, how warm he was laying in that bed with him and how comfortable and safe he felt with his arms wrapped around his waist, holding him until the sun came up.

He let out a soft sigh as he closed his eyes; the phone rang again minutes later. Edge popped up and reached for the phone, answering it, but not saying a word onto the phone. This was only because he knew exactly who it was. Of course, it was Lita. It had to be her or her new man, Randy – they've been calling all day. They tried the 'give him a day to cool off' method. It wasn't going to work today – not with this situation. This was his heart that they had fucked with. It was like he had a heart of glass, once broken, it's shattered, and it will never be fixed. He heard sniffing from the other end of the phone before Lita began to speak. It was obvious that she felt bad and that she was really feeling the guilt now. Edge didn't want her to feel the guilt, he didn't want her hurting at all, but it made him feel a little better to know that she is hurting almost as much as he.

"Edge…"

Lita whispered onto the phone, and then more sniffing followed. This made Edge tear up, he was still in love with her, even though she broke and stomped his heart into a million-zillion peaces. He missed her, but she seems to be happy with Randy – the man he thought was his friend.

"I'm going to hang up"

Edge finally spoke up and leaned in towards the phone, still trying to listen and carry out his threat all at the same time. Lita spoke quickly,

"No, No! Please let me talk to you! This is the least you can give me"

"The least I can give you…? You're kidding right? Good-bye,"

"No! Please. I'm sorry."

"You've said that already"

Edge responded, sounding impatient as he laid down onto the bed, on his back, looking up at the sky.

"I know – and I know I've hurt you –"

"You didn't"

"Yes, I did – I know you…I know how you react to things…You're hurt right now, Edge. I can tell."

"Okay…but what's your point, Lita? You're wasting precious time. I'm having a party here with 10 strippers and 4 hookers and these girls all go by the hour"

He lied, trying to sound like he didn't even care. He needed to do that. That was his guard to his heard. That kept things from getting in – he should've done that during the beginning of he and Lita's relationship. A wall should've been built – but he trusted her for some reason…and now, his trust is all gone.

"My point is…You miss me. I miss you – I mean, we had fun together right?"

"…"

Edge was silent, he didn't want to answer, he didn't even want to talk about this situation. The words she used had always tore down any walls that he attempted to put up.

"Why can't we just…be friends?"

"We just can't Lita – I don't want it that way…I can't have it that way…"

He finally spoke up. Lita let out a sigh and bit onto her lip, a sad face played and her lips frowned more.

"I'm leaving soon. For good – I just wanted you to know that…If you ever change your mind…a-about the friend's thing…I'm here for a day."

And without even saying good-bye, Lita hung up. Edge sat on the phone, waiting there, thinking there was the tiniest chance that she had just accidentally sat the phone down and that she was going to speak more afterwards but there wasn't even a .4 chance that she was even still on the line. Edge hung up the phone seconds later and sighed, a tear running down his face. He still loved her; he couldn't help himself – even though his heart felt like it was in pieces, his love for her kept hole and never shattered. He tries to hate her, but he cant – he tries to block her out but she keeps getting in. Everything about her stuck with him, her smile, her touch, her love, her innocence – all of it, in his head, on his mind. He misses her.

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Shawn left the restaurant and walked towards the car, a key in his hand, he decided that he would drive; however, he knew Hunter would want to take over the car when he got there. He just wanted to make him beg for the front seat. Shawn sat down into the car after opening it. He adjusted the front seat so then it sat up and then he stuck the key into the key whole. He twisted the key and the car started with a loud growl. He can see Hunter starting to exit the restaurant; Shawn smiled slightly as he saw the look on Hunter's face when he noticed that Shawn had stolen his spot in the car. Shawn sat there and locked the doors when Hunter finally got to the car. Hunter laughed slightly,

"Open the door!"

Shawn smirked a bit, shaking his head slowly and then giggled. Hunter smiled a bit and walked around the car; Shawn saw him and hurried to lock the other door. He got it locked and looked up at Hunter who looked down at Shawn, smiling at how he collapsed onto the seat beside him to get to the lock. Hunter went back to the other side of the car and pouted slightly; Shawn grinned a little more and then shifted his eyes towards the back seat, the door that he didn't lock. Hunter rushed towards it and pulled it open quickly,

"Ha! I've out smarten you!"

"Nu-Uh!"

Shawn said as he climbed into the back of the car and gave Hunter a gentle push, Shawn gave Hunter a gentle kiss on the nose and then he pulled back, giggling a bit. Shawn climbed clumsily back to the front seat, only he sat on the passenger side, figuring Hunter should drive, especially because of what he was planning to do to him. It took Hunter quite a long time to get into the front seat since well, he is a little bulkier than Shawn is but it all worked out. Hunter looked at Shawn and smiled, his hazel eyes basically told Shawn what he knew he wanted to say. Shawn smiled too, gazing into Hunters eyes as well only taking his eyes off him when Hunter started the car. Shawn glanced out of the tinted window and smiled, he just knew that they'd have a perfect life together…especially with Hunter being all broken up with Stephanie and all.

They would just make the most beautiful couple. Shawn smiled at the images of the two of them adopting a kid and pushing him on the swings. He thought Hunter looked so adorable pushing him back and forward, counting at him, showing him A-B-C's while Shawn sat on a bench eating grapes. Yes grapes – that's his fruit of choice! Shawn's thoughts were interrupted by Hunter's cell phone ringing, Shawn looked at Hunter who looked at the road carefully, then Hunter spoke,

"You want to get that for me?"

Shawn smiled slightly and nodded, reaching for the backseat, purposely sticking his butt out for Hunter to see. Hunter glanced over and smirked a bit, giving him a soft slap before paying attention to the road.

"Get that thing out of my face!"

"Oh you loved it."

Shawn smirked after grabbing the cell phone and sitting back down. By the time he had gotten it, the person had stopped calling. Hunter glanced over at Shawn and then back at the road,

"Who was it?"

Shawn looked down at the phone for a few seconds and then he opened it, seeing Stephanie's name and then in red-letters, "URGENT" blinking off and on. Shawn looked back up at Hunter and put on a smile, shaking his head,

"Nothing important"

He said, sticking Hunter's cell phone into his pocket, he can see something 'sticking' from Hunter's pants as well – it was no banana either. Shawn smirked a bit when the two got to a red light,

"What is important is that thing there"

Shawn pointed at it, Hunter looked down and then chuckled, looking at Shawn,

"Well you left me hanging in the restaurant – I couldn't take care of it"

Hunter looked forward again,

"I wasn't going to let you have sex with me in the bathroom – that's gross!"

"You didn't say that while we were in Ohio!"

"Well here is different – and that bathroom was icky"

Hunter laughed at Shawn and then looked down at it again, then back at Shawn,

"Well – It's not icky here."

He suggested and Shawn raised a brown,

"So it isn't"

He smirked, leaning down and doing his "business" while the red light continued.

Minutes later, it was their turn to drive, even after all the traffic before them, Hunter still wasn't finished. He screamed and yelled, luckily the windows were up but the music wasn't on so it didn't really kill the moaning. A car honked it's horn for Hunter to go, and he did, only he pressed the gas a little too hard since at the same time he was "going" himself. He couldn't help but to roll his eyes back, causing a slight swerve every now and then. When Hunter finally let himself go, Shawn quickly spit the thick liquid into a red square shaped cup and he left it in the cup holder. They hit another red light and Hunter looked at Shawn, flushed in the face and a big smile on his lips as he zipped up. Hunter didn't say anything, he just leaned in and kissed Shawn's mouth deeply, disregarding everything, not even caring if anyone saw. Shawn kissed him back, he forgot about the surprise in a cup – especially when the phone rang again. Shawn looked at his pocket and then pulled it out, looking at it as it flashed colors and rang in that annoying tune. Shawn opened the phone and talking spilled into the receiver,

"Hunter, baby, I left Aurora with Linda – Honey I've come to see you! I hope you're ready for me because I'm feeling a little frisky. I know how you don't like to talk a lot so I'm not going to force you too. I just wanted to say that I love you and I miss you – I haven't talked to you in forever! Kay – Bye!"

Shawn looked ahead wide eyed after Stephanie hung up the phone. He couldn't believe it. Hunter didn't break up with her, he didn't even mention it to her and now she's here – they have to keep their relationship a secret again. Shawn closed the phone and looked down, tears starting to fill in his blue eyes at the things that he heard. He looked over at Hunter and then he sat the phone angrily into his lap but he said nothing. Shawn turned away and he looked out of the window, Hunter glanced over at Shawn – he could tell something had changed him…and he knew it was bad.

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"Hi. I'm all wet, can I come in?"

Stephanie practiced in front of the mirror and then she giggled, dancing around in her skimpy little bra and panties. She ran her fingers through her moist hair and then giggled slightly as she did one more spin in front of the mirror. The door was knocked on, she grinned as she looked at it, and then seconds later she ran towards it,

"Coming, baby!"

She said, figuring it was Hunter, she pulled the door open wide and then encountered John who now stared wide-eyed at Stephanie. It took Stephanie seconds to calculate in her mind that John had been staring her down and his eyes were riding over her little curves and perfect skin, even after a child she managed to whip herself back into shape – and Cena loved it. Stephanie quickly hid behind the door, her head poked out from behind it, just looked at him,

"What are you doing here?!"

"Don't freak out – I just came to –"

"To watch me undress?!"

"No, I – "

"To watch SHAWN UNDRESS!?"

"No…I just –"

"Oh my god, to watch my HUSBAND GET UNDRESSED?!"

"EW – FUCK NO! I just came to tell you that your father is expecting you to come and see him like…now."

"Oh…ok. Good"

"Got it?"

"Yeah…"

"Good. A'ight – Later."

"Wait! You…don't want to see me undress?"

"Nah – Not at all"

He said as he continued to walk,

"So…you don't find me attractive?"

"No – I do…it's just – "

He said, turning around and looking at her, giving off a serious face. Stephanie gave a confused like face and then pouted her face up,

"So you would want to see me naked?"

"Sure! I'm sure you've got a perfect body!"

"HA! I KNEW IT! YOU WANTED TO SEE ME NAKED! YOU'RE SUCK A PERVERT!"

She said and then she slammed the door shut roughly.

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"Randy, baby, do you want to go out? I feel like going out?"

Lita asked as she paced back and forward in front of the television, Randy's eyes followed her, irritated, just wanting her to move from in front of the television – it irritated him.

"…Football is on – The gators are up by one point – I can't have them win!"

He said, moving his head over to the side so then he could see better because Lita decided to stop in front of the television. She placed her hands onto her hips and pouted a bit and bit her lower lip, feeling a tad disappointing,

"Oh come on! Can't you leave the television for just one minute to spend time with your girlfriend?"

"Sure I can – If this wasn't Tuesday and if football wasn't on, sure. Besides, I see you every minute of the day; I need to spend some quality time with the television."

Lita frowned and got angry, turning the television off. Randy hopped up as if someone was going to stab him, he was angry too – furious! He walked up to her and began yelling at her,

"The goddamn play – You made me miss the fucking play!"

"Shut up! You care all about your stupid football and never about me!"

"Why is everything about you all the time? It's not like we're married! We're not married! You can't tell me what to do!"

"Edge would've never treated me the way that you treat me!"

She shouted as she was two seconds from walking to the door, Randy grabbed her wrist and squeezed it tightly as if he were going to rip it off. He held onto her and narrowed his eyes, his other hand going around her neck tightly, then he let go of her hands, covering her mouth, rage in his eyes,

"NEVER mention him…ever. You hear me?!"

Lita's eyes showed fear, pain, and sadness – she was also surprised! She didn't know he was going to be that way…at all. He let her go when a tear fell down her face, he sighed softly and looked down as he grabbed her in a hug,

"No…"

She muttered slightly, trying to push him away but he forced his hug onto her,

"I'm sorry baby – We'll go out…You want to go out? Let's go out. I love you, Lita"

He said as he pulled back and kissed her cheek. He, all of a sudden, became this sweet man – where did this come from? Lita forgave him…she nodded her head and kissed his mouth softly, and then they both left the room together as if nothing had happened at all.

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The whole 30 minute car ride, Shawn was silent and when Hunter parked in front of the Hotel, Shawn tried to hurry out of the car but he forgot he had his seat belt on. Hunter looked over at Shawn's desperate attempt to get out of the car, he shook his head, reaching over and pressing the red seat belt button and released Shawn, causing him to stumble. Hunter stepped out and saw Shawn yelling,

"I didn't need your fucking help! Really, I didn't!"

He said as he started to walk off. Hunter didn't know where this attitude came from, it was probably from that person on the phone.

"Shawn…"

As soon as Shawn heard his name being called by Hunter, he turned around and within seconds he nailed in him the face. One hard sucker punch! Shawn was good at that. Hunter stumbled backwards and held his face as he turned around to look at Shawn,

"What'd you do that for?!"

"You didn't tell her – You never told her!"

"Told her? Told who? Shawn – what are you talking about?"

"Don't play dumb with me, Hunter I know all about being dumb! You didn't tell Stephanie about us! You never even divorced her! I don't think you ever planned to!"

"Shawn! I did plan – I –"

"You planned to lie! Fuck you…"

From a distance, upstairs and through a window, Candice watched Hunter yell and scream at the girl he had just left the red lobster with. Candice had left there at least ten minutes before they did – she wanted to get her story straight so then she could tell Vince at the right time. She watched as the "girl" screamed and cried at Hunter – it was obvious that they were having an argument and it was probably over the wife that Hunter has and probably never told the "girl" about. The "girl" then fell on to her knees, crying loudly and Hunter was telling her to get up. Candice's mouth dropped when she saw Hunter kiss the girl! How rude! Right in front of the hotel that his father-in-law stayed.

"That sneaky little…"

Candice muttered.