Zac Rules

I must not cry when Lucas says that he is better than me

I must not ask for my Piggles (my teddy pig) when he says that he is better than me

I must not quit just because Lucas said that I am a crap actor

Even if it may be true

I may not ask Lucas for a arm wrestle to prove who is better

This will not prove who is better

Though it will show that I am stronger

Because I am

I must not listen to Lucas when he tells me to tell Vanessa that her butt looks big

I must never listen to anything that Lucas says

I must never ask Lucas to do something evil to the girls

I must never do anything evil to the girls

I must always be nice to the girls

Even if they do something evil to me

I must not tell Kenny the girls done something to me

I must not do Jazz Squares with Lucas

I must never do Jazz Squares

Or Jazz hands

I must not jump up and down on the bed

I must not eat Candy whilst I'm working

I must not add a beard and moustache to Ashley's posters

Or Vanessa's

I must not laugh at the others rehearsing

I must not laugh when they trip

I must not make them trip for amusement

I must not do anything to them for my amusement

I must not be amused

I must report myself if I become amused

I must not moan when I am put on report for becoming amused

I must not cut my hair

I must not dye my hair

I must not do anything to my hair

I must only wash and blow dry it

I must not wear Vanessa's underwear and pretend that I am superman

I must never wear Vanessa's underwear

I must always wear my underwear

My underwear must always be clean

I must practice Basketball everyday for at least 3 hours

Even though I know what I am doing

I must practice swimming for HSM2

I must not walk into a shop without money and say 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM WHY DO I NEED TO PAY?'

I must never tell people I will get them in a part of HSM 2 so I get freebies

I must always pay

I must always have money

If I do not have money then I must not go shopping

I must not get angry when people tell Lucas that he is cute and ignore me

I must not huff and puff and blow the club down

I must delete 47 because it sounds childish

I must eat all my greens

I must use P's and Q's ((what that mean?))

I must not also add comments OR questions on the end of the rules

Why not?

I must not use a rule up asking questions

No fair

Or comments

I must not ride to work on a horse

I am not Patrick McCardle

That was just a role I played

I must not shout that I got better pay on Summerland

Or that the only reason I went to Disney was because Summerland was cancelled

I must not demand that Disney continues Summerland

Just so that I get the hot girls

I must not kiss Ashley

Even though she is a good kisser

Disney only allowed me to kiss her in The Suite Life

I must not kiss Vanessa

Or Lucas

Why would I wanna kiss him?

I must not think about kissing Lucas

Or touching him

Or doing anything with him

Even if I have undeniable urges to

I must think about Vanessa naked when I think about Lucas ((HEY – V))

I must not laugh because Vanessa got told off because she wrote on my rules

I must not cry because I have no fanmail

I must not punch Lucas when I realise that he has hidden my fanmail

Just to make him look more popular

I must not get my mum to call in sick for me

I must not use inflatable toys anymore

I am not 6

I must take part in Disney Channel Games when they tell me

I must not moan that Lucas beat me

I must not laugh when I beat Lucas

I must not change any of these rules

Even if Lucas did it

I must not blame Lucas for changing the rules

Even if he did

Signed Zachary David Alexander Efron

2006