Vanessa Rules

I must not say that I am better than Ashley

I must not tell Ashley that I can sing better than her

Even though we all know that I can

I must not brag that I sell more albums than Ashley

And that I am richer

I also must not say that I am prettier than her

And that my hair is better

I must apologise for saying that my hair is better

I must not add hair dye into Ashley's shampoo

Just so that my hair will look better

I must not blame it on Lucas

Or Zac

Or Monique

Corbin

Or any of the cast

Or crew

I must never do anything to Ashley's hair

Because I am jealous of her hair

I AM NOT JEALOUS

I must not shout on rules

I must not run around shouting " I AM VANESSA QUEEN OF SONG"

Or dance

I must not run around screaming anything

I will never own HSM

Even if I can afford to buy it

I must never wear the same thing twice

I must never have the same hair style twice

I must always go shopping at the end of every day to buy new clothes

I must not buy stuff using credit

Or by giving my autograph so people can sell it on E-Bay

I must never buy stuff on E-Bay

Or sell stuff on E-Bay

I must not stay up late at nights when I have rehearsals

I must only stay up on the Fridays or Saturdays

I must not drink alcohol

Because I am underage

I must not say that Zac bought me alcohol

Or Lucas

I must not accept alcohol if they buy it for me

I must not use fake ID to get into a club

I must not throw a tantrum and say "But I am Vanessa Anne Hudgens"

I must not say that I am famous and I don't need to pay

I must not be such a big head because I am famous

I must not challenge Ashley to an arm wrestle match to determine who is the better actress

This is does not work

It just proves who is stronger

I must not laugh because I am stronger than Ashley

I must not shave Lucas's eyebrows off when he sleeping

Or Zac's

Or Corbin's

I must not cut a lock of hair from Corbin's head as a souvenir

I must not laugh at Corbin's hair

Especially when he has just woken up and it is frizzy

I must not take pictures

And post them on the Internet

To make him look bad

I must smile at other cast members

Not just Zac

Even though he is cute

I must not tell him that he is cute

I must not tell him he has a nice butt

I must not tell him that he has a nice anything

I must not flirt with Zac

I must not pay Ashley to flirt with Zac

Or Lucas

I must not flirt with anyone who is in HSM

Even if it is Ashley

I must not think about flirting with Ashley

I must not think about do anything with Ashley

Even if I am dreaming

I must not dream about Ashley

Even if she is getting eaten by a dinosaur ((hehe))

I must not laugh at the thought of her getting eaten by a dinosaur

I must not do warm up exercises using Jazz Squares and Jazz Hands

These are not exercises they are dance moves

Doing the Macarena is illegal for HSM Cast

I may not ask why it is illegal

I must just listen to Kenny

Hehe I may not give Kenny a Kenny outfit for Halloween

I may not laugh at his name

I may not say OMG you killed Kenny

I must obey all these rules

I must do as I am told

I must now go and practice

I must say bye

I MUST NOT change any of these rules

Signed Vanessa Anne Hudgens

2006