Ashley Rules
I must not brag that I am famous
I must not brag that I am more famous than Vanessa
I must never say that I am better than Vanessa
Or that I am more famous
I may not ask Vanessa for a fight to prove who is best
Even if it is a food fight
I must not say that Vanessa is a crap dancer
Or singer
Or both
Even though we all think it
I must not make Vanessa feel bad that I sell more albums
I must not brag how rich I am
I must not say anything to hurt her feelings
I must not do anything to Vanessa
I must get anyone else to say anything hurtful to Vanessa
Or do mean things to her
I must not go round singing "Thunderbirds are Go" just because she appeared in that movie
I must not make fun of anyone who has been in another film other than HSM
I must not make fun of Corbin's hair
Then blame it on Vanessa
I must not ask if we can use his hair to wash the pots
I must not hide things in his hair
I must not go to him and say hey "Did you put your finger in plug socket to get your hairstyle?"
I must not say anything that will upset Corbin
I must stop talking about Corbin
It sounds as if I am in love with him
Which I am not
Eww that's gross
I must now say that I think Corbin is cute but he is not my type
Sorry Corbin
I must not coo over Lucas hair
I must not tell him that it is cute
And that I want to touch it
I must not cry because he has just walked in with it cut
Sob
I must erase 35
I must not say that I am the best Disney star ever
Even if I am
I must not say that I have proof
Even if I do
I must not say that I am better than Miley Cyrus
In acting or singing
I must not think about kissing Vanessa
Just because she wants to kiss me
I must not tell Vanessa that I think she is hot
Because I am not a lesbian
I can only touch Zac if we are told
We may not touch each other otherwise
We must not kiss each other
That was a one time thing for 'The Suite Life'
I must not ask Disney for him to appear again just so that I can kiss him again
Because he was good
I must stop talking about Zac being a good kisser
Even though he is
I must not tickle Lucas
Especially when he is eating
I must not place yoghurt on the end of his nose
Or on any part of his body
I must not do JAZZ HANDS when I am bored
I must not laugh at Vanessa when she dancing
I must not make up my own lyrics to HSM songs
I must turn up everyday for practice
I must also make time to record an album
I must not do any other movie except HSM
And The Suite Life
I must not wear a short skirt, a tie and a blue shirt with 'T' on it
I am not Maddie Fitzpatrick
I am Ashley Michelle Tisdale
I must not bring Cole and Dylan to the set just so that they can watch me
Even if they pay me to bring them
I must not bring any groupies to the set
I must not have groupies
I must stop using the word groupies
I must not boss people around
And get Lucas to do whatever I want him to
I am not Sharpay
Although I wish I was
I will never be Sharpay ((YOUR SACKING ME?))
I must not miss-hear things
I will never be Sharpay in real life
Because she is fictional
I must read all these rules again
I must change the spelling errors
Even though nothing is miss spelt
I must sign the bottom
I must obey the rule
I must not change the rules
Signed Ashley Michelle Tisdale
2006