Fancy's Birthday Party at the Crane Mansion
Fancy: Ok guys Its time to sing me happy Birthday
Fancy looks behind here the band is
Fancy: And a 1 and a 2 and a 1 2 3
Happy Birthday Insturmental plays in the background
Fox & Esme: Happy birthday to you
Gwen: (Oh Happy happy)
Fox & Esme: Happy birthday to you
Gwen: (Oh Happy happy)
Fox & Esme: Happy Birthday Dear Fancy
Gwen: (Oh Yes)
Fancy: Happy birthday to me
Gwen: Cuz you Da B'day gurl
Fancy gets ready to blow the candels on her cake
Esme: Oh I can't wait to see Fancys face when She gets her Surprise
Noah jumps out of Fancys cake
Fancys eyes roll to the top of her head and she faints
Esme: Oh Priceless
Noah: WTF? No one told me I was gonna jump out of Fancys cake
Esme: Well of course not.. It would've ruined that surprise
Gwen: Btch Yo Nasty.. Fancy and Noah are broken up foo
Fancy wakes Up
Fox: Don't be so hard on Esme it's not like she knows any better
Esme: Awe how Romantic
Esme rape kisses Fox
Kay walks in the room hungover
Kay: WTF?!?!?!?!?
Gwen: Homie dis sht is nasty
Gwen leaves the room

At The Bennet House
Miguel walks into the Bennett house where he sees Jessica watching Tyra
Miguel: Hi Jessica
Jessica: Hello Miguel.. Are you here for another quickie?
Miguel: No.. I just came to say that I felt something last night...
Jessica: Ummm You don't know what that is?
Miguel: I don't mean that.. I meant I have feelings for you
Jessica: Oh giggles But I'm seeing Spike remember
Miguel: Screw him.. We all know Spike is gay with Chris
Jessica: .. I Guess theres no dening it.. and Hey Do you smell KFC?
JER Walks in the Bennett living room
JER: Hi Everybody
Jessica: Santa..?
Miguel: Thats James Elizabeth Reilly Jessica.. He was the guy spying on us last night
Jessica: .. AHH! How the F does he know where I Live!?!
JER: Oh Jessica quit playing hard to get
Jessica: Excuse me but $15 isnt really that hard to get
JER laughs Then takes a bite of his KFC Chicken
Jessica: Well anyway JER Don't worry about the whole spying on me thing.. I dont really like to get even, I get odd
JER: Well it's no wonder that you're a whre
Miguel: Yeah.. I always thought she was a whre because her Mom nicknamed her Smoochie
JER: Well really its a Chicken or the egg moment isnt it
Jessica: Um actually you already have to be a whre to use the prase "Don't get even, get odd"
Miguel: What are you saying?
Jessica: I'm saying theres a 99.9 chance become a whore by being nicknamed Smoochie, but saying the "even odd" Phrase confirms it
Miguel: Oh well that makes sence
JER: Well anyways.. I wanted to ask you guys something
Miguel: What is it thudner thighs?
JER: Do you guys wanna start a 3sum with me?

Rebecca and Gwen are in Rebeccas room
Gwen: Yo Beckilicious, I have somthin to tell yall
Rebecca: What is it Gwen?
Gwen: Homie I's the one who killed JT yo,, I poured poision in his drink when Yalls wasent looking oh and Album drops December 15 yalls, Buy it
Rebecca: JT Didn't die by getting poisioned.. He got shot
Gwen: Foo I know I did it I used the some poision you used to frame Liz homie
Rebecca: Oh well umm The cops think he was shot to death lets leave it at that

Theresa is in her office with Jared
Jared: Tess I think it's time
Theresa: Excuse me?
Jared gets on one knee
Theresa: ... Jared, it's been two months.
Jared: Will you do me and honor and be my wife?
Theresa: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sam barges into the room
Sam: Put your hands up
Dramatic Music

Next Time on Passionate Baby
Kay and Fancy get in a fight
Mini Whitney comes alive
Sam arrests Theresa
What do Jessica and Miguel say to JER?