Fancys Birthday Party: Crane Mansion
Fancy: So Noah do you still love me?
Paloma walks in the living room
Noah: Do I still love you Fancy? Ummm
Paloma: WTF Me and Noah are going out now you STD factory beyotch
Esme: Oh no She di'int
Fancy: What?!?! YOU? The little police officer wanna be girl who blames all her problems on Pilar? WTF
Paloma: I Can explain
Fancy: Oh I don't wanna hear it
Paloma: I was the prize for Passions Idol
Fancy: OMG! I loooved that show!
Paloma: I KNOW! It was soo good
Fancy: Yeah who ever created it must've been like a genius
Paloma: ITA!
Fancy: Who did you want win?!!?
Paloma: I was a Kay-mate
Fancy: EWW! Luis shouldve won!
Esme: Oh Hel no! Luis was the Omarosa of Passions Idol
Paloma: LMAO Omarosa! I remember her!!!
Fancy: Wasnt she that psycho path on the apprentice?
Paloma: ROTFLMAO! YEAH!
Fancy: EWWWW I HATED HER!!
Esme: LMAO ME TOO!!!
Paloma: ROTFLMAO!

The Bennett house
Kays goes crying at the front door
Kay: Oh I cant believe Fox is having an affair with Esme
JER storms out of the Bennett house
Kay: Santa?
JER gives Kay the finger
Kay looks through the window Where Miguel and Jessica are kissing
Kay: Ohh Miguel My heart belongs to you.. But my selfish money loving ways belong to Fox
Fox: WTF YOU NASTY BEYOTCH
Miguel and Jessica walk out of the house
Miguel: What is all this comotion?
Jessica: Did JER fall on his back and can't get up or something?
Fox: NO! Kay just said She loves you! and shes only using me for my money
Miguel: Im blushing, But Kay you had your chance to ride the M-L-F Train
Kay: MLF? Wtf do you mean M.I.L.F?
Jessica: LMAO
Fox: I think it stands for Mexicans Losing to Fences
Kay: LOL
Miguel: It stands for Miguel Lopez-Fitzgereld idiots
Jessica Screams and falls down
Miguel: OMG! Jessica!?!?
Kay: OMG This little ball hit her in the head!
Miguel picks up the little ball
Fox: WTF is that ball lightning?
Kay: ...
Miguel: Omg it opens!!! and theres a paper inside OO
Miguel reads the paper
Miguel: OMFG It cant be

Chads studio
Whitney: AHHHHH!
Mini-Whitney: EAT LEAD BTCH!
Mini-Whitney stabs Whitney with a pencil
Whitney: AHHH! and you know they usually say eat led when you get shot not stabbed with pencils
Mini-Whitney: My bad
Whitney pulls the pencil from out of her new implant
Whitney: OMG Chad paid $5000 for that btch!
JER peaks in the window on the door
JER: Takes a bite off of his KFC Yummy Hot ladies fighting for my love (JER is delusional)
Whitney kicks Mini-Whitney, Mini-Whitney goes flying
JER hides because he sees Whitney coming
Whitney runs to the door and tries to open it
Whitney: OMG! Its locked omg I'm stuck omg omg omg
Whitney runs to the closest window in Chads bedroom
JER: WTF I cant see anymore
JER takes out his Key for Chads door
JER: Lucky I carry this around with me everywhere
Whitney tries to open the window
Whitney: Why wont this open?!?!
Mini-Whitney bites Whitneys leg
Whitney Falls down
Whitney: WTF! Do I need a rabbies shot now?!?
Mini-Whitney climbs on Whitneys uneven chest
Mini-Whitney: Hastalavessta baby
Mini Whitneys head spins around 360 degrees
Connie watches from her hidden Cameras
Connie Imagines: Its time! Mini-Whitney is gonna explode!

Jared in his Jail
Sam: Ok Jared you get to make one Phone call, Whos it gonna be?
Jared: I'm gonna call Theresa
Sam: Please pick someone who wont bail you out
Jared: This is my decision Samantha
Jared calls Theresa
Jared: Theresa I took the fall for you so Crane wont get bad publicity now can you bail me out?
Theresa: Sorry Jared G2G bye Dont accuse me of this sht again
Jared: WTF
Theresa hangs up the phone
Theresa: Oh Jared Bailing you out would also give Crane bad publicity sorry Hope this is the end of you
Theresa gets on her laptop
Theresa: I'm going to leak Gwens new single on the internet and hopefully not as many people buy her album! Theresa laughs
Theresa: Now How do I leak songs... :S

Tabithas living room
Tabitha: Oh this is such a perfect Halloween night Endora just me and you alone No ones here so Sutty mermaids No Spoiled Crane I wish he had this alone time for another month
Endoras Magic Bubble: Done!
Endora freezes everyone in Harmony for One month and 7 days

On The next Passionate Baby
Luis arrests Sheridan!
Gwen finds out someone is trying to sabotage her
Mini-Whitney and Whitney keep fighting
Find out who was the one behind Jessicas underly planned attempted murder