The Crane
Cottage
Luis: Sheridan You have the right to remain silent
anything you can will be used against you
Sheridan: Oh Luis You're
making a big mistake
Luis: That's going to be used against
you.
Sheridan: Is it?
Luis: Yes.
Sheridan: Am I going to get
discipline?
Luis: If you're naughty
Luis puts Sheridan in
Furry hand cuffs
Sheridan: Oh Luis you want sum of this? come
and get it
Sheridan Runs into her room
Luis
Follows
James walks out from hiding with his eyes wide
open
Chris walks in, "Honey I'm home"
James:
Daddy Luis is gonna kick Sheridans fat sorry ass
Chris: Don't
ever talk about your mother like that again James
James: My Mom's
name is Maureen, and its her fault, btch won't make up her
mind
Chris: Oh My God James sence when did you start talking?
Werent you like two a week ago
James panics
James:
Luis and Sheridan are in the bedroom
Gwen at the Recording
Studio
Gwen: Yo Check dis I hear some Sunny-shine e-Gay leaked
my song on some message board Yo
Gwen takes a puff
Snoop:
Oh he No
Gwen passes the joint to Puffy
Puffy: Yo
dis is the stuff Ive been talking about, You put ur Gaurd down and
The Biznatches come runnin
Puffy takes a puff
Snoop:
Yo I'lls Tell you what Foshizzle U need to do a publicity stunt,
Dog
Puffy passes the joint to Snoop
Gwen: So My Homies
saying I need to like french Madonna or somethin?
Puffy: Oh No
G-Booty, U need to do something more original foo
Gwen
Imagines: I've got it I'm going to adopt a kid from Africa
Chads
Studio where Whitney and Mini-Whitney are fighting
Mini-Whitney:
Self destruct in Five.
Whitney: Omg omg omg
Whitney throws
Mini-Whitney
JER sees something flying
Mini-Whitney
gets up and starts chasing Whitney
Mini-Whitney: Four.
JER:
Four? Is that how many times we're gonna make love?
Whitney: Oh My
God! Who the F is that Fat Man!.. Awwe Did Chad hire a personal Santa
for me?
JER rolls his eyes
JER: Btch Please
JER
looks in the fridge
Mini-Whitney: Three.
JER Walks in
the living room while eating Ice Cream
JER: Personaly I love
chocolate ice cream but I am a sucker for butterscotch
Mini-Whitney:
Two.
Whitney: OMG THAT DOLL IS GONNA EXPLODE
JER: WTF
Whitney
pushes JER and she/he falls
JER gets up and starts
running for the front door
Mini-Whtiney chases Whitney to
the door
JER Slips on the pencil Whitney was stabbed
with
Mini-Whitney: Ooooonnnnn
Mini-Whitney looks up
and sees JER's fat ass going straight for her face
JER
is now sitting on Mini-Whitney
Mini-Whitney:
nnneeee.
Mini-Whitney explodes under JER
JER: Excuse
me.
Connie is spying on this from her apartment
Connie:
NOOO! MY FCKN PLAN FAILED AHH! I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL WHITNEY MY SELF
:
Chad walks in Connies room
Chad: WTF!
The
Bennets Front Yard
Kay: So Miguel, Whats the little note
say
Miguel: It says,,
Miguel covers his mouth
Miguel:
It says...
Miguel: Oh God..
Fox grabs the note from
Miguel
Fox: It says "Signn was here"
Miguel: Oh
Lord
Kay: Umm Whos "Signn" Omg Is this about that movie
with the Aliens
Miguel: Signn is a lady that I found on
myspace
Kay: Myspace is for little 12 year old wannabe emo
girls
Miguel: Thats why I like it
Fox: Tell us more about this
sign
Miguel: Well I posted a photo of my self on my profile and
she said that she's going to murder anyone that tries to get with
me
Kay: Well I Guess that explains Jessica
Camera shows
Jessica laying on the ground with flies flying around her
Fox:
What else did she say? Why did you give her your address?
Miguel:
I didn't give her my Address She tracked my I.P
Kay: How did she
get your I.P?
Miguel: I don't know.. I think she called myspace or
something
Fox, Kay and Miguel hear something in the
bushes
Miguel: Thats Her!
Miguel Fox and Kay chase
her
Signn: Holy sht
Next Time On Passionate
Baby
Chris and Luis get in a fight
Gwen calls Africa to
reserve a Child
Chad questions Connie's Athoraton
Miguel Fox
and Kay Chase Signn