Chad's rules
I also am not God
God was older
And taller
God also did not play Basketball
Or have stupid hair like I do ((I DO NOT))
I must agree when they tell me I have stupid hair
I must not cry
Just because I think that my hair is cool
My hair is not cool
My hair is frizzy
I may offer my hair up for scientific experiments
My fashion style is also rubbish
I am not to throw a tantrum because people are telling me this now
I must not cry
I must not throw Basketballs at them
The only thing cool about me is my necklace
I must not shout at anyone
I must not set Troy on them
I must look upto Troy
He is the King
But he is not God
Nor am I
All decisions must be made with Troy
Troy's word is law
I am not to do anything without Troy
I must shower with Troy
I must not compare 'myself' to Troy
I must be happy for Troy in whatever he does
Even if he dates Ryan Evans
Eww
I must support any relationship that he has
I must be flattered if he tells me that I am the one he loves
Even though I only love him as a best friend
There are no sexual feelings towards him
Well from me at least
I must not ask Jack to kick him off the team because he has feelings towards me
I must not ask Jack to be made captain
And become God like Troy
Troy is not God
Jack Bolton is not God either
I must not refer to Musicals as 'Heinous Musicals'
Gabriella is another person
Not a freak
Or an 'Elevated IQ-Temptress girl'
She is just a smarty pants
I must not be jealous because I cannot count past 15
I must learn to count past 15
I must not say my hair was abducted by aliens
That is why it looks like it does
I must not steal Troy's clothes because they make me cool
I think
I must not spend my evenings playing video games
I must practice my free-throws
Or do homework (ha)
I must not make fun of Ryan because he is a sissy
Even though he isn't
I must not call Sharpay an 'Ice Queen'
Or an over moussed show dog
Or call Ryan this to
I must not sneak into the girls locker room
Or showers
I must not sneak into Sharpay's locker room
Or Ryan's
I must do whatever these rules tell me
These rules are God
Unlike me
I must obey them
I must not hide them in my hair
And then say I lost them
I must never lose them
Signed Chad Danforth
2006