The Crane
Cottage
Chris: What? Luis and Sheridan are in the
bedroom?
James: Yes they were hand cuffing each other and they
threw the hand cuffs and hit me on the head then i seen lights
Chris:
That son of a btch, no offence James
Chris goes in Sheridans
bedroom
Luis is dressed as a gimp crawling on the floor
barking
Chris: WTF
Luis: OMg Chris its not what it looks
like
Sheridan walks in from the closet holding a
whip
Sheridan: OMG Chris
Chris: Sheridan how could you!
and Luis you want a peice of this?
Chris grabs Luis by the
hair
Luis: Ow ow ow let go let go I'm serious
Luis
grabs Chris's hair
Chris: LET GO LUIS
Luis: You let go
first
Chris: No you ow ow
Sheridan: OMG They are killing each
other
Sheridan calls 911
Luis's cell phone
rings
Sheridan: Dmn I forgot
Sheridan sees a ghostly
figure in the mirror
Sheridan: AHHHH!
Gwens
recording Studio
Gwen picks up the phone
Gwen: Yo
I wud like to get the number for Africa
Lady on Phone: Umm Where
exacley
Gwen: Dunno.. The bthces who sell the kids
Lady on
Phone: Oh your looking for Slave kids 4 U
Gwen: No I want to adopt
a child like Angelina Jolie homie
Lady on Phone: Oh Ok in a
minute
Lady on phone redirects Gwens call to world
Vision
World Vision: Hi This is world vision If the child
you've ordered has aids or leporsy press 1, If you would like to
return a child because he or she has hunted your pet and killed it
press 2, If your child refuses to dig for diamonds for you press 3,
If you would like to talk to the staff press 4
Gwen presses
4
World Vision Operator: World Vision
Gwen: Yo I'd like to
adopt a kid
World Vision Operatror: Ok we're running slow, next
shipment is Friday
Gwen: Dang foo Can I reserve one?
World
Vision Operator: Sure thing and just to let you know we're having a
sale, Buy 2 get one half off
Gwen: I'll take one biz
World
Vision Operator: Typing
World Vision Operator: Actually
you're in luck We have one Child in stock
Gwen: Aiites I'll take
it
World Vision Operator: Ok, His name is Todd
Gwen: Sold
World
Vision Operator: Now are you going to pick him up your self? If not
Fedex will charge your half price if you decide in 10
seconds
Jepordy Music Goes on in the Background
Gwen:
Aiites I'll use Fedex
World Vision Operator: Your child will show
up at your door by 10am tommorow morning
Gwen: Aiites Bye
homie
Connies Apartment
Chad: WTF Did you just say
you're going to kill Whitney?
Connie: No
Chad: Oh ok My
bad
Connie: I said I wanna chill with Britney
Chad: Ya so do
I.. Ur lucky your nice n small and we all know how she dosent wear
underwear
Connie: Eww sicko I'm not Timmy you know
The
Bennett Front Yard
Signn runs away
Miguel Fox
and Kay chase her
Signn grabes a pole and uses it to get
across the fence
Kay: Like zomg How are we going to get
across
Fox: Miguel will teach us hes good at this kind of
stuff
Miguel: WTF
Fox immatates Mexican hat dance
music
Miguel: You guys are so Mean I'm going home
Kay: Now
look what you did and How are we going to across Fox?
Fox: I dont
know let me get on your shoulders
Kay: What? No You give me a
Boost
Fox: But Kaaaaay your shoes are all muddy
Kay: Well I'm
not letting you get on my shoulders
Fox: Kay you are such a bad
girlfriend
Fancy is walking her dog Pricella
Fancy:
Oh its such a beautiful day I just hope I don't get raped
Signn
runs and steps on Pricellas tail
Fancy: OMG Pricella!
Fancy:
Watch where your going next time you cruel lady
Signn kicks
Pricella in the stomach and Pricella goes flying in the Lake
Fancy:
OMG
Fancy: Why did I ever come to Harmony? I've been nothing but
miserable sence I came
Signn: Btch btch btch
Fancy: I feel
like packing my bags getting Theresa Whitney and Kay leaving town or
something
Signn: This isnt Four Queens: A Winning Hand
idiot
Fancy: I Know the Four Queens fan base is Based on
Friendship of the writer thats why it became so popular While
Passionate Baby was an Idependent fanfic
Signn: ITA!