Tryan Rules
We must announce that we love each other to the whole school
We must not be beaten up because we love each other
We must hold hands in the corridors
We must make out in front of the cheerleaders
Just to make them go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
We must not laugh when we see Chad's face
We must always be together
In school and outside
We must not tell others how the other is in bed
Or how big they are
We must always shower together
Although we must not get upto anything
That must be saved for when we are at home
Our relationship must not interfere with Basketball
Or drama
:o NEVER DRAMA
We must audition together
Never against each other
It must never be against each other
We can rub up against each other
But never audition against each other
I, Troy, must tell Ryan that I love him everyday
I, Ryan, must respond by saying I love you to and then kissing him
We may not make out without doing homework
Saying Ryan made me not do is not an excuse
And saying Troy sucked me off isn't one either
I, Ryan, should never tell anyone that Troy has sucked me off
We may not discuss our private lives
Even if we are paid
We must not kiss just to get sent out of class
We must not do anything to get out of class
We must not fondle each other under the desk
Even if we are extremely horny
And cannot resist the urge
We must not lock ourselves in the locker room and let our urges take over
We must not freak out Jack Bolton because he is still in the office whilst we let our urges take over
We must obey all these rules
We must stop making out whilst writing these rules
We must now leave
Signed Ryan Evans and Troy Bolton
2006