Tryan Rules

We must announce that we love each other to the whole school

We must not be beaten up because we love each other

We must hold hands in the corridors

We must make out in front of the cheerleaders

Just to make them go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

We must not laugh when we see Chad's face

We must always be together

In school and outside

We must not tell others how the other is in bed

Or how big they are

We must always shower together

Although we must not get upto anything

That must be saved for when we are at home

Our relationship must not interfere with Basketball

Or drama

:o NEVER DRAMA

We must audition together

Never against each other

It must never be against each other

We can rub up against each other

But never audition against each other

I, Troy, must tell Ryan that I love him everyday

I, Ryan, must respond by saying I love you to and then kissing him

We may not make out without doing homework

Saying Ryan made me not do is not an excuse

And saying Troy sucked me off isn't one either

I, Ryan, should never tell anyone that Troy has sucked me off

We may not discuss our private lives

Even if we are paid

We must not kiss just to get sent out of class

We must not do anything to get out of class

We must not fondle each other under the desk

Even if we are extremely horny

And cannot resist the urge

We must not lock ourselves in the locker room and let our urges take over

We must not freak out Jack Bolton because he is still in the office whilst we let our urges take over

We must obey all these rules

We must stop making out whilst writing these rules

We must now leave

Signed Ryan Evans and Troy Bolton

2006