The Crane Cottage
Sheridan: AHHHH A GHOST!
Sheridan gets a vacuum: die btch
Ghost: Turn that thing on and I'll pop a cap in yo $$
Sheridan: Who are you?
Ghost: My name is Maureen
Sheridan: Come again.. That name sounds firmiliar
Maureen: Well I am James' real Mom I died in the Tsunami
Sheridan hits her self in the head
Sheridan: OMG Good to see you You look different with dry hair
Maureen: LOL oh you
Sheridan: JK Anyway what are you doing here?
Maureen: I wanted to tell you that Chris ins't James' real Father
Sheridan: WTF
Maureen: Truth is I was knocked up at a bar restroom even Forget the guys name
Sheridan: So your saying Chris was lying to me?
Maureen: Percicly

Luis and Chris let go of each others hair
Luis: Uhh is Sheridan talking to her self again
Chris: looks like it

Maureen pulls out a Machiene gun
Chris: OMG WTF
Maureen shoots Chris 106 times in the head
Luis: Justice!

The Crane mansion front yard
Esme: Oh this snow is so lovely It reminds me of all the cocaine I've snorted
Fox walks outside
Esme: Hi hot stuff
Fox: Umm what are you doing outside of my familys house?
Esme: It dosent matter It's 11pm Shouldnt you be with Kay over Tabithas?
Fox: Yes I came to borrow ciggarette money from Theresa
Esme: Oh...
Esme: Anyway.. while we're alone
Esme: No I meant some weird light.. It dosent matter
Esme: ok
Fox: Yeah umm I'm going to go so umm yeah
Esme: See you soon
Fox's cellphone falls out of his pocket
Esme: Hrmmm SHould I tell him or not... I dont think so

The Bennet house, Jessicas bedroom
Jessica: Ummmm Spike I have to tell you something
Spike: What is it my Wife
Jessica: I Want a divorce
Spike: WHAT! why?
Jessica: Well I am into Miguel now.. And I hate how you take like 2 hours curling your hair every morning
Spike: WTF These are natural curls Btch
Jessica: Oh Please We all know you arent natrually curly.. Well except for down thurr
Spike: I am shocked and offended! You want a divorce you got it!

Spike gets up and grabs his suitcase
Spike packs his clothes, happy face stickers, hair spray and curling iron
Spike: See you Jessica, See you in h3ll
Spike slams the door

Spike walks out of the Bennett house and walks to the B&B
Spike sees a bright light in a feild
Spike: WTF
Spike sees the bright light hovering in the middle of the feild
Spike walks to in the center of the feild
Spike: Ok...
The mysterious air craft lands
The air craft door opens and 3 mysterious figures walk out
Spike: WTF
Aliens: We come in peace