Ms Darbus rules
I must not think that I am better than Jack
Just because I know the difference between Bravo and Brava
I must not laugh at Jack because he does not know the difference
I must teach him the difference
I must not put Troy in detention again
I must not force him to audition
I must not change call backs days
I must stop listening to Ryan and Sharpay
I must not make them co-president of the drama club anymore
I must work with Jack Bolton
And not against him
I must make a rota with him so Troy can act and play Basketball
I must go to all Basketball games
And cheer for Troy
I must not hug Jack
Even though I want to
I must not get too close to him
I must not dream of Jack
I must not fantasize about him
I must not steal his clothes
I must not switch his clothes
I must refer to Basketball as 'Young men in shorts flinging balls for touchdowns'
Because that is not Basketball
That is Rugby
I think
I must make sure Troy sings in all plays
I must not give them stupid names
I must include Ryan and Sharpay in them
Even if they have small parts
I must not have rehearsals every day
I must treat Kelsi better
She is my playmaker
And the writer of the songs
She must write all the songs
I must read and obey the rules
Signed Ms Darbus
2006