Kelsi Rules
I am the playmaker
I am not queen of the Drama Queen
I just write the songs
I must only ever write songs
I must give Sharpay more solos
I must not force Gabriella and Troy to audition
Just because I like them better
I must not pout when Ryan and Sharpay make my music funkier
I am only the writer after all
I must not call Sharpay ma'am again
I must call her Sharpay
Her brother and her are my superior
I must not shout at Darbus if she doesn't choose one of my plays
I must become better for next time
I must not put a spider in Sharpay's dressing room
Or Ryan's
I must also not cut holes into their clothes
Or steal Ryan's hats
I must not do anything for payback
I must listen to them at all times
I must not dance and sing when people are auditioning
It makes me look stupid
I must just sit and play the piano
I must practice two hours a day
I must tell Sharpay that she has great fashion sense
Even if I think her clothes are ugly
I must not chop off her hair when she sleeping
I must not put dye in her shampoo
Or Ryan's
I must not do anything evil to them
I must not do any of the following to Ms Darbus
I must not hide these rules in the piano
Signed Kelsi Neilson
2006