Wildcats Rules
We are all equal to each other
We must not diss other players
We must get our heads in the game
We must not perve on each other in the showers
We must compare ourselves to others
We may not get upset if the person next to us is larger
We must not laugh if someone is tiny
We must not hide anyone else's clothes
We must not switch anyone's clothes
We must not deflate the balls so we cannot play
We must not have towel fights
We must not slap each other's arses with towels
Even though it is fun
We must not work together with Science club to stop Troy hanging around with Gabriella
We must be happy for them
We must support Troy
He is our captain
We must go and watch all this plays
And auditions
We must not call Ms Darbus weird
Though she is
We must not plot against Ms Darbus
Or the Science Club
I, Chad, must ask Ms Darbus when the mother ship is coming to pick her up
I must always call her 'your honour'
We must practice every free period
We must not laugh at the word period
We must shoot 20 free-throws
We must hoop them all
We must fake right and break left
We must not shave off anyone else's eyebrows
Or Jack's
We must put dye in Jack's hair
And tell him we done because he has grey hair
We must not tell him that we can see his grey hair
We must not pull out his grey hair
We must not laugh when he screams like a girl
Watching Troy audition is not an excuse for missing practice
We must not hang with the skater dudes
They are weird
I, Zeke, must not bake for the team
They will get fat
We must not tell each other that we are getting fat
I, Jason, must not ask Ms Darbus how her holidays were
Even though she is in a good mood
We must not go to detention
I must not get into detention to see Ms Darbus face when Jack comes in screaming
We must abide by all these
Signed Wildcats
2006