AN: I'm back! And the fun crazy songs begin…

Today's song is pure crack (don't do drugs!) and is about Greed's obsession for Al's… ability to not die.

Originally sang by Sweet (the red bad guy) to Dawn.

Disclaimer: I own nothing so don't sue!

What You Feel\ Greed's song to Al

Greed:

Wh'd you run away,

Don't you like my style?

Why don't you come and play

I guarantee a great big smile

I come from human transmutation

And I'm here strictly for world domination

So what'd say?

Why don't we chat for a while?

I'm the hottest thing

I'm the twist and shout

When you gotta sin

When you gotta let it out

You call me and I come a-runnin'

I turn the music on - I bring the fun in

Now where partying - that's what it's all about

'Cause I know what you feel boy

I know just what you feel boy

Al (spoken):

So you are like a good homunculus? Against the others…

Greed:

All I want in life is to go on so long

To have money, women and being strong

All those hearts laid open - that must sting

Plus some alchemists just start combusting

That's the penalty

When life's a crack song.

You caught my eye cause you can't die

So when Kimbley blows this scene

You'll tell me all of your secrets or

I'll kill your brother, the bean

'Cause I know what you feel, boy

Al:

It's not true

It's taboo and my body is weird

Greed:

And I make it real, boy

Al:

What I mean

I'm 14

And you're creeping me out Greed

Greed:

I can bring whole cities to ruin

And still have time to get a new jewel

Al:

No that's great

But I'm late

And this suite is a rental

Greed:

I've been sealed in hell long ago

But this line really hit a new low

Al:

he'll get pissed

If I'm missed

See my brother's Fullmetal

Greed (spoken)

The Fullmetal alchemist? Bring him here, tell him everything. I want to see the shorty in action.

(sings):

Now we're partying

That's what it's all about.

AN: Wow… That took me a while…

So how was it? Tell me damn it! (scares readers)