Troypay
We are Troypay
The cutest couple in East High
We are even better than Troyella
Everyone tells us
I, Sharpay, must not laugh at Gabriella because I got Troy
I, Troy, must apologise to Zeke for stealing Sharpay from him
We are to win Prom King and Prom Queen
We can make public affection
We can tell each other how gorgeous we are
And sexy
We must hold hands
I, Troy, have permission to push Sharpay against a locker
And grind into her
I, Sharpay, must allow him to do this
We must not rule East High
And declare ourselves as Gods
I, Sharpay, must not put lipstick on Troy
I, Troy, must not cut Sharpay's hair
We must not wear each others underwear
Even if we think it makes us closer
It really is sick
We must not write "I love Troy" or "I love Sharpay" over our coursework
Or our exams
I, Troy, must not slack off from Basketball because Sharpay can provide for me in the future
I must never let Sharpay provide for me
I, Sharpay, must not distract Troy during practice
We must never audition against each other
We must kiss if we get the lead rules
Even if there is no kissing in the play
We must never have sex
We can have foreplay
But NEVER sex
We are too young for sex
Sex is bad
We cannot buy each other sex toys for Christmas
We must not ditch our friends to be with each other
We are not evil like that
We are to say we love each other all the time
We must not flirt with anyone else
We must not plot anything together
We must get married
In a church
I, Troy, must buy her a huge diamond engagement ring
We must always be together
We must never break up
Signed Troy and Sharpay
2006