AN: Please don't shoot me, I know Envy's song is pure crack and kind off pokes fun of rabid yaoi fangirls, but don't think I'm mean or homophobic… ok so I'm mean, but I have nothing against EnvyXEd fics. Here is Envy's song to rabid yaoi fangirls.
Originally sang by Spike to Buffy
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Rest In Peace/ Envy's song to rabid yaoi fangirls
I died
So many years ago
But you make me "feel"
Like it isn't so
And why you keep on liking me
I think I finally know
Mmmm
It's great
The evil way I feel
And you can't use the other sins
You know they couldn't deal
A one shot in a fanfic site,
It doesn't make it real
That's great - -
and I just wanna play
'Cuz killing people touches me
More than I can say
But since I'm not, I'm telling you
Stop writing me gay
And let me rest in peace
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my body empty shell
And bury it six foot deep
I can have my sweet revenge
But I can't find my sweet release
So, let me rest in peace
You know, I'm no ones uke slave
Although I love to play the thought that I might misbehave
But I don't fuck anything that's crawling down my grave
so let me rest in peace
I know they won't let me go
They write more and more like fangirls possessed
When you forget the lube it really hurts my ass
And I won't fuck Ed, so don't even ask
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest
But I can see you're unimpressed
So, leave me be
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my empty shell
And bury it six foot deep
I can my sweet revenge
But I can't find my sweet release
Let me rest in peace
Why won't you let me rest in peace?