The HSM Rule Book

by charl88

The High School Musical rule book. Rules for cast members and characters.

19. Kenny Rules

Kenny Rules

I am only the choreographer

I do not have anything to do with the production

Especially the songs

Only the dancing

I must not complain that I am only the choreographer

I must not throw a tantrum

I must not threaten to quit

I must stay with Disney

I am the best

Damn Straight

I must not disagree with anyone if Lucas and Zac decide to get together

I must not get grossed out by this

I must think that this is cute

Although I do

I must say awww when they hold hands

Or kiss

I must not teach the cast the Macarena

Or YMCA

I must not teach these dances to the crew

Or to anyone

I must not tell anyone that I know the Macarena

Or YMCA

I must only teach them the dances for the movie

I must not make them practice all day

I must give them breaks

At least three every five hours

:s

I must help them if they need it

I must not laugh if they get it wrong

Or make them sit in the naughty corner

I must not make a naughty corner

Just to send them there

I must obey these

I must not 'dance' on them



I must set an example to the others

I am grown up

I must not act like a child

Signed Kenny Ortega

2006