Zekepay Rules
We must not call each other nicknames
Like Zekepoo and Sharpie
They are just disturbing
And makes people want to vomit
I, Sharpay, must apologise for telling Zeke to evaporate
And calling him a tall person
I, Zeke, must not call Sharpay and Ice Queen
Or a Mountain Lion
Or Sharpie
I must bake her cookies ((AND CRÈME BRULE))
And Crème Brule
We must not walk down the halls of East High forcing people to vote us most cutest couple
We must not make them vote for us as prom king and queen
We must not say that we are cuter than Gabriella and Troy
Although we are
We have been told
We must not try and beat them out in a kissing session
And I, Sharpay, must not say that Zeke is a better kisser than Troy
And that he uses more tongue
We must not discuss who uses more tongue
We must not press up against each other in hallways
And say how much we want each other
I, Sharpay, must not dress Zeke so that he matches me
I must not cut his hair
I must not distract him from Basketball
I must not tell him that I'm pregnant
I must never get pregnant
We must never have sex
We must not tell Ms Darbus that I cannot audition because Zeke wants to me to watch him play
I must not touch Zekes's (basket) balls
I must not get Zeke to audition with me
We must decide on everything together
We must not sleep in the same bed
We must not shower together
We must not have any fun together ((NO FAIR))
We must not complain about the above rules
We must love each other
Always
Till the end ((you trying to tell us summit?))
Zeke must teach Sharpay to bake
So she doesn't wake him up at 3am when she has a cookie craving
I, Sharpay, must not continue waking Zeke up at 3am when I have a cookie craving
We must be cute towards each other
We must not stare into each other's eyes for hours
I, Zeke, must not play Basketball for too long as I need to spend time with Sharpay
I, Sharpay, must not force him to wear clothes that he doesn't like
I, Sharpay, must not pay Jack to let Zeke off from practice
We must not escape behind the bike shed to make out
Or do anything else
We must agree to these
Signed Zeke and Sharpay
2006