Ok I lied…I'm updating anyway and I only got one review.
Bill- (on speaker) Everyone meet me outside I.T. in 5 minutes.
Outside I.T. in 5 minutes…
Bill- I called all of you today because we have reason to believe that Nina Myers is plotting an attack and we don't know when it's supposed to happen. We have absolutely no leads and we don't know what her plan is… which is why you're here.
Audrey- Who the hell is Nina Myers?
Kim- The bitch that killed my mom.
Chloe- The bitch that killed her mom.
Tony- My ex.
Michelle- I can't stand her…
Meanwhile at Nina's office, lair, house, shack… whatever you want to call it…
Nina- MUAHAHAHAHA Now that I finally get to control an attack I won't fail! By tomorrow I will be in complete control of America!
Mandy- Um… You?
Nina- Oh go get a new boyfriend… or girlfriend…whore.
Mandy- Technically I'm controlling this attack, because you have no clue what you're doing.
Nina- I hope I'll get to see Tony again!
Mandy- Who's Tony… oh yeah, he's the one I captured and used his wife so I could escape. (I hope that made sense) That plan didn't work out too well-
Nina- He MARRIED!
Mandy- Um… yeah.
Nina- How could he just forget about ME?
Mandy- Well you did kinda, well, totally betray him.
Nina- But I'm the president of his fan club!
Mandy- Fan club…?
Nina- I have a shrine!
Mandy- Not asking…
Back at CTU…
Bill- Shari have you found any leads?
Shari- Can't talk… Laguna Beach is on…
We're sorry, but Laguna Beach has been cancelled. Most of it's characters were killed in a freak window accident. Followed by getting shot numerous times in the head by a psycho complaining he wanted to kill at least one of them with his sniper riffle… MTV is sorry for your inconvenience… Not that anyone important watched that show anyway.(sorry if you like Laguna Beach)
Shari- Um…Yeah I'll start looking for leads now.
Jack walked in, clearly upset…
Bill- I'm guessing now wouldn't be the best time to tell you that Nina Myers isn't dead… whoops!
Jack- What… the… hell… Anyone else I was supposed to kill but couldn't? God today sucks…
I didn't even write that chapter in my notebook. I just made it up. Go me!