Anessa Rules
We must not fight against each other for a role
We are equal
We are not at different acting standards
If the other gets a job we must congratulate them
We must not try and sabotage them
We must not try and beat of Zac and Lucas for America's hottest same sex couple
They beat us by far
We are cute together
But not that cute
We must pose together for pictures
We must hold hands on the red carpet
We must kiss if someone wants us to
We are not to have any sexual contact
We must keep our hands to ourselves
Unless we are told otherwise
We are not actually in love
This is just a phase
We must never say that we are in love
Because Disney will fire us
We must not complain because they say that we are not in love
We must not complain that Zac and Lucas are allowed to be in love
We must accept that ours is a love Disney does not want us to have
We cannot be in love because Disney already has a gay love
We must not try and make Zac and Lucas straight
Just so that me and Ashley can be together
We must not sabotage them
We must not spread nasty rumours about them
Saying that Lucas is cheating on Zac
With me
I, Vanessa, do not want to sleep with Lucas
Or Zac
I only want to sleep with Ashley
We must not draw hearts around pictures of each other
That is too lovey dovey
We are not allowed to be lovey dovey
Well to each other anyways
We are not allowed to share a hotel room
Just in case something might happen
We are allowed to have pillow fights
And chase each other in the lobby
We cannot have a talent competition to see who is the better singer
Although me, Vanessa is
ARE NOT
Ashley must not shout at Vanessa using a rule
HAHAH
Vanessa must not laugh at Ashley using a rule
We must help each other to rehearse
We must spend 3 hours doing dance rehearsals
We are not to do Jazz hands in our spare time
We are to laugh at each others jokes
Even if they are stupid
And do not make sense
We MUST obey all of these rules
And face consequences if we don't
Signed Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Anne Hudgens
2006
xxx
Ashley: So we're not actually in love huh?
Vanessa: Looks like that
Ashley: Lucas and Zac are jealous of us
Vanessa: Oh totally
Ashley: Wanna destroy them?
Vanessa: What about the rules?
Ashley: Who cares? We are going to show the world we are the best slash couple
MERRY XMAS TO ALL xxx