Chaylor Rules
I, Chad, must not get Taylor to call me God
In or out of the bedroom
I must not brag about things that happen in the bedroom
Even if they are true
I must not try and make Troy jealous because I'm getting it and he isn't
I, Taylor, must not confuse Chad with scientific terms
Or mathematical equations
Or anything that goes past the number 15
I must apologise for writing that one
I must not say that Chad cannot count past 15 anymore
That is not true
I must not tell him that his hair is all frizzy
And that he needs a haircut
Because mine is the same
We are afropeople
We came from the land of afro
I, Chad, must not force Taylor to quit the scholastic decathlon
Just so that she can spend more time with me
I, Taylor, must not get Chad to not go to some practices
So that we can make out
In an empty classroom
We must never make out in an empty classroom
We must never miss out lessons and club meetings to make out
We must not make jokes about others to each other
We must be romantic towards each other
We are not able to beat out Troy and Gabriella
Or Sharpay and Zeke
We must always match in colours when we are together
I, Taylor, must not wear Chad's basketball jersey
Even if it does look good on me
We must not tell Ms Darbus to take a hike
Even if we all want her to
We must not tell Coach Bolton that Chad get me pregnant
I must never get pregnant
I, Chad, must not sabotage one of Taylor's experiments for fun
I must not do anything nasty to her
I, Taylor, must not tell Coach Bolton that Chad had a horrible encounter with a carrot
I must not take pictures to prove it
I must not show the pictures to anyone
Especially to his mother
We must obey all of these rules
And force consequences if we do not
Signed Taylor McHessy and Chad Danforth
2006