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Zashley

Its Zashley

Not Ashac

Why must never ask why it is Zashley

I, Ashley, should just be grateful that my name is first

I, Zac, shouldn't complain that Ashley's name is first

We should just be happy

We are not allowed to make up names for each other

We cannot say that we are only together for the publicity

We must never be together just for the publicity

We should not say that we should see other people

And then I, Zac, go off with Vanessa

I should never think of Vanessa like that

I, Ashley, should not make Troy get his roots trimmed

Just because I have perfect hair

I, Zac, should not be pressured into having my roots trimmed

I must never give Ashley a haircut whilst she sleeping

Or put hair dye in her shampoo

We must never play practical jokes on each other

This is cruel

And we are not cruel

We are in love

At least we think we are

We must tell each other that we love the other at least three times a day

Although Ashley needs to hear it constantly to make her happy

I, Ashley, must not do an expose saying that Zac is crap in bed

And that he is inexperienced

And I had to teach him what to do

I, Zac, must not force Ashley to perform sex acts on me

Just for my sexual gratification

We must not make each other perform sex acts

We must never record our sexual encounters

And then post them on the internet

Charging $20 a video

This is wrong

We must never make any extra money like this

We must never ask for a raise

Disney are tight wads

We must not reveal this to anyone

We must never try and sabotage Vanessa and Lucas

Just because we are better than them

And smarter

And better looking

We must not say any of the last three rules because they are not true

Disney is God

We must worship Disney

We must not make Kenny wear a white sheet and a halo and make him walk around saying that he is God

We must make public affections in er…public

We may not open a sex advice column

We must do all that Disney tells us

Because we are inferior to them

Signed Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale

2006

xxx

Ashley: See your name is first again

Zac: That's because I am better than you

Ashley: No you're not

Zac: Well according to the rules I am pokes tongue out

Ashley: Grow up

Zac: dances around room I am better than you, I am better than you, I am better than you, nahahahaha