Disney Rules
Hi and Welcome to the Disney rules. We were not going to do this but because we made the cast and the characters and even some of the crew rules then they decided that it would be fair if we had rules so here they are.
We must not make any of the cast and characters of shows and movies have rules
We must remove all rules of High School Musical if we are too live
We must not be threatened by Vanessa, Lucas, Zac and Ashley
We are older than them
And much smarter
And we earn more money
Because we are Gods
We must not make them call us Gods
We must not allow them to call us God
Even if they want to
And they pay us to
We must never stop making High School Musical
We must keep making them
Even when the cast are 30
And have their own families
We must always bring back Lucas
Because fans love him
We must not make Zac change his hair for one of our films
We must not make anyone change their hair
We must not moan if they cannot do one of our movies
We must not force them to do a Disney movie
We must make 3 High School Musical movies
Just like planned
We must have a Troy/Ryan love scene in the film
We must erase that above rule
We are not allowed to do this
To the devastation of the fans
We must make Zeke and Sharpay a couple
Troy and Gabriella must kiss
Chad must get a hair cut
So must Monique
We must give Ashley more solos
We must find some new outfits for Ryan
We must let the fans see Ryan topless
Not just Troy
We must improve our songs and dances every movie
We must not make the movies full of lovey dovey kissy wissy scenes
We must never use the words kissy wissy
EVER
We must obey all these rules
Or we will be sacked
Signed the Disney Crew
2007