OMG…Chapter 5

Ok for everyone freaking out about Sasuke, I'm not going to tell you, MWAHAHAHAHAHA. I have a very special plan for him…

Thank you once again to all my wonderful reviews. I decided that with all the threats…..and sadness, not to sleep tonight to get another chapter on, haahahaha.

Cookies to the first person who names the comedian that I referenced in the last chapter. I used a line from one of his skits.

Bwahahahahahahaha, I have been known to reference people and things, haha.

Anyways, I'm off :puts on a cape and flies away:

P.S. Did anyone see the SWMV? Star Wars Music Video. It was to Coldplay-Fix You. I had to change my pants it was so awesome!!!

P.S.S. I'm listening to the Rent soundtrack so forgive the mood changes. XD


"…Sasuke?" Sakura ran over to the body and checked his vitals. He was hurt pretty bad, but still alive.

"Sa…ku…ra." He grunted and tried to lift himself up from the ground. Sakura looked around her apartment to see if he brought anyone else with him, or if ANBU had showed up yet, "Help." Sasuke reached out to her.

"Ok Sasuke, I'll help." She smiled sweetly at him, and then kicked him in the face making him black out. "Bastard." She giggled.

No one will be able to tell, Bwahahahahahaha

"Enjoy that a little too much, eh?" Sakura whirled around to see the ANBU captain, immediately she could tell he was smirking.

"Wanna have a go, you know you want to Neji."She sent him a catty grin as he took off his mask.

"Don't tempt me Sakura." He walked up beside her and smiled. "Are you cold?" He noticed her shivering

"Oh, haha, no, I was shivering with happiness. I kicked the almighty Sasuke, CHA!!!!" Inner Sakura leaked out a little making Neji take a few steps back.

"Calm down Sakura." He ruffled her hair." Well, I have to go report this to the Hokage….If I can wake her up from her drunken stupor." He walked over to pick up the fallen Uchiha.

"Haha, good luck with that." Sakura smiled at him. "Hey…can I…"

"No…"

"But why!!!! No one will be able to tell, just one more time." She sent her best puppy eyes at him.

"As cute as you look right now, I have to say no, sorry." He winked at her and disappeared out the window into the night leaving a blushing konichi in his wake.

FlowerChild Has just signed on

Slapeloosheild- Took you long enough….

Slapeloosheild- What…did you put out that fast

FlowerChild- HEY!!!!

FlowerChild- I'm ignoring you now…

Slapeloosheild- I was joking….I'm sorry, don't be mad at me

FlowerChild- How could I be mad at you?

FlowerChild- When I have so many juicy details to tell you :squeal:

Slapeloosheild- juicy…..such a vivid details….so you did put out?

FlowerChild- !!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

FlowerChild- He kissed me!!!

Slapeloosheild- Really?

FlowerChild- Yes, like a really sweet goodnight kiss

FlowerChild- I still feel all tingly from it

Slapeloosheild- I take it the date went well?

FlowerChild- Oh yes!! He was so sweet and walked me home and everything

Slapeloosheild- :cough: and who do you have to thank for that

FlowerChild- If you were here right now I would give you a big kiss!!

Slapeloosheild- And where do you live again

FlowerChild- Haha

Slapeloosheild- Haha

FlowerChild- But the whole night was ruined when I went home

Slapeloosheild- WHAT….

FlowerChild- After he left I went into my living room and found the beaten up body of my old team mate…..you remember the one I loved?

Slapeloosheild- Sasuke

Slapeloosheild- Sasuke is back……really?

FlowerChild- Yah….

Slapeloosheild- How…….how do you feel about that?

FlowerChild- Haha, what are you…my psychiatrist?

Slapeloosheild- I just want to know…

FlowerChild- I don't know….I mean one side of me wants to stay friends for my other team mate, Naruto's, sake, but the other half wants to kick him in the face for leaving us

Slapeloosheild- Which side are you going to go with?

FlowerChild- I…haven't decided yet….

FlowerChild-…Not to sound mean, but what does it matter to you?

Slapeloosheild- That bastard hurt you, and he won't hesitate to hurt you again

FlowerChild- What do you know?

Slapeloosheild- Well, when I first met you, you seemed really sad

Slapeloosheild- I just don't like seeing you sad

FlowerChild-….see?

Slapeloosheild- Ugg, you know what I mean

FlowerChild- I'm sorry, I'm just a little stressed, you know…walking in a having a bloody body on your carpet is not very cool

FlowerChild- Then my friend Neji popped out of no where and took him

Slapeloosheild- Neji, why was he at your house?

FlowerChild- Neji, Oh, he is the ANBU captain in my village

Slapeloosheild- Really….

FlowerChild- Want me to stay away from him to…

Slapeloosheild- No…I just get worried when random guys come into your house

FlowerChild- I can take care of myself I promise….

FlowerChild- Look, I'm going to sleep

Slapeloosheild- Wait I'm sorry

FlowerChild has just signed off

"Fuck!" Gaara grabbed the edge of his desk and flipped it over. "So fucking close….fucking Neji….fucking Sasuke…"

It had been about a week since Gaara's last chat with Sakura. When he got on she would just either ignore him or just sign off.

"He is such a jerk" Sakura told Gaara for what had to be the millionth time

"Yes…I understand that." He banged his head on the table out of shear depression. "Maybe he is just worried." He mumbled.

"Well, who cares!! I can take care of myself." She puffed out her chest as if to prove her independent-ness.

"I know you can. By the way, have you been to see Sauce-Gay yet?" Gaara asked

"What…..did you just call him..Sauce-Gay?" The pink hair girl stared at the Kazekage incredulously, and then burst out laughing. "That's so awesome; I'm going to call him that from now on!" She leaped up and grabbed Gaara's hand.

"Where are we going?" Gaara asked.

"To see him, I think he is awake now." She smiled and ran ahead of him towards the hospital.

When they got to the door, Sakura paused, took a deep breath and opened the door.

"Sasuke." The girl smiled and walked towards the bandaged boy.

"Sakura…wait, look out! The monster is here!" Sasuke tried to get up and hurt Gaara but Sakura's fist stopped him.

"You asshole, nothing will ever change. You're more of a monster than Gaara could ever be." Sakura hit him in the face and grabbed Gaara and left.

"Stupid douche-bag" Sakura said once they were outside, "You now what!" Sakura ran back inside before Gaara could stop her. He waited a few minutes before he went inside; he wanted her to beat him good. He slowly pushed the door open to see Sakura wrapped in Sasuke's arms, kissing him passionately. They stopped to see him in the doorway. Sasuke smirked as Sakura leaped out of his arms looking guilty.

"Figures" Gaara slammed the door and ran off, not hearing Sakura's screams for him to stop.


So…busy lately, I am so sorry for taking so long…and giving you nothing but this crap to read… . School and work sucks really badly.