Ferals Book One The Prophecy

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FeralsFan92

A.N I do not own the Ferals series By Flameshadow999 And If you have'nt read it yet you should because it is AWESOMENESS!

CHAPTER ONE

On a dark and silent night when all was silent three creatures walked the earth. Their bodies were bloody and bruised. (Suxx to be them)

The leading creatures Ear was torn and it's back left leg was twisted. (ow.) The second creature only had one eye, with patches of ripped fur along it's body, and a large gash on it's side. (ow x 10) The last creature had four scratch marks along it's side and a sliced open nose.

They were cats. (OMG) The cat leading the three was a fully black tabby with blood-red eyes. His name was Shadow. (OF COURSE IT IS...) The second cat was a blue she-cat with one green-eye. Her name was Leaf. The final cat was a red tabby cat with amber eyes. His name was Flame.

Shadow stopped and smelled the warm air. Just then a squirrel shoots passed Shadow who jumps up in the air and screams.

"Shadow calm down it's just a freakin squirrel! Jeesum crow crackers!" Meowed Leaf.

"I knew that," meowed Shadow falling to the ground.

"We know..." lied Flame.

"Well let's go back to camp," meowed all three cats at the same time. The three looked at each other. "Gee that was weird," they all meowed. "That was weird too..." they once again meowed at the same time. There was a long pause... " Rootz Beyer Dimz Burg..." They all meowed together.

At Camp...

Cat comes wobbling out to the three friends. "Hiya fellas!" the cat meowed loudly.

"Pewter are you drunk?" asked Shadow.

"Yes... NO... STOP YELLING AT ME!!!" cried Pewter.

"Geezum I was just freakin wondering! GOSH!" meowed Shadow.

Just then Fangawangalopolis came out of a cave and walked up to them. "Hi guys" he meowed.

"Hey Fangy Wangy!!! I am going to kill you now for no apperant reason at the moment but I will think of something!" meowed Pewter and he launched at Fangawangalopolis.

Later...

A.N Since Flameshadow puts his chapters into parts I am gonna put my chapters into parts cause im SUCH A FAN. Lol