Dil: I'm Back!
Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone: That was uncalled for.
Peach: Shut up Everyone!
Daisy: Yeah!
Luigi: Who invited you anyway?
Everyone: Your Mom!
Dil & Yoshi: (Bursts out laughing) haha… That's… Hilarious… Hahah!
Everyone: BWHAHA! I'LL CONTROLL THE WORLD WITH MY HUMOR!
Luigi, Daisy, & Peach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: What's so funny?
Peach: Dil…
Daisy: And Yoshi…
Luigi: Just…
All three: PANT'S YOU!
Everyone: (Looks down) Oh Damn! (Runs off)
Daisy: Is that the last of him?
Everyone: (runs back) Dil doesn't own Mario or Survivor! He only owns the two characters Toadlin, Toadzon, and Todax.
Yoshi: SHOO!
Peach: Let's start the chapter.
Survivor: Mario Style
Chapter 2: 101 Ways to Kill Yourself
Last Time Wario was voted out… That's all… WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?Shell Tribe
Day 4
Daisy sat on the beach and hummed some tunes.
"That'll work!" She said writing musical signs in the sand.
Daisy smiled and decided to share her song with her other tribe-mates.
"GUYS!" Daisy called as she ran up towards her tribe.
"What is it this time?" Birdo sighed.
"Another song!" Daisy exclaimed. "And I'm sure it's not already a song! I won't make the same mistake 6,475,217 times!"
"The sooner this is over the sooner I can strangle her…" Waluigi sighed.
"Okay!" Daisy ran behind a tree and ran back wearing a costume of a bee.
"I'm a Little Butterfly!
FLY! FLY! FLY!
I'm a Little-"
"If you're a butterfly why are you dressed like a bee?" Yoshi asked.
"Because-"
"Face it, Daisy!" Petey said. "Your not a diva!"
Tears came to Daisy's eyes. Snot dripped down. Sad Music played.
Everyone then eyed the violin player.
"CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S HAVING A MOMENT?" They all asked.
"Okay…" He sighed. "I'll play something that fits the situation better."
The violinist started to play Heavy Metal with a violin.
"That's better." Everyone agreed.
Way 1: Drowning
"YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME!" Daisy exclaimed.
"Not one bit." Petey said.
"WAH!" Daisy exclaimed while running towards the water. "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"
Daisy jumped in the water and stuck her head in. Soon, the bubbles stopped.
Then, a 1-up Shroom counter appeared above Daisy's head. The counter went from 101 to 100.
Daisy took her head out of the water.
"God Dammit!" She exclaimed. "Now I'm going to have to do this the hard way!"
Way 2: Tell Peach She's Fat
Daisy walked back to shore while drenching.
"Get lost on the way there?" Petey asked her.
"Shut the hell up, Petey!" Daisy said punching him in the face then walking off.
"Hey Daisy!" Peach smiled when she saw Daisy.
"Peach…" Daisy winced. "Your… Fat…"
"What?" Peach asked blankly.
"YOU'RE A FATTY, FATTY, 2 BY 4, CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR!" Daisy exclaimed.
"WHAT?" Peach asked grabbing her cork and rope.
Peach tied Daisy up and stuck a cork in her mouth. She then chucked her out into the water.
Daisy smiled as her 1-up Shroom counter went down to 99.
Way 3: Get Smashed by Bowser
Way 4: Watch Bowser Disco
Daisy made it back to shore somehow and then screamed.
"DISCO CLUB! OVA HERE!" Daisy screamed.
Bowser was insight in less than a millisecond. When he was close, He smashed Daisy to get to where Daisy yelled.
Daisy died and came back to life, and then Died again at the sight of Bowser Disco Dancing.
Way 5: Jump on a Mound of Dirt
Daisy walked up to a mound of dirt and started to jump up and down.
She then was brutally murdered by the angry Monty Mole.
"96!" Daisy exclaimed when she saw the counter.
Way 6: Ask for the Truth
Daisy walked up to Waluigi.
"Waluigi, Give me the truth!" Daisy screamed.
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" He screamed back. "NOT THIS TIME! NOT THE NEXT!"
"WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME!" Daisy lied.
"Really…" Waluigi thought of him and Daisy being.
Sunshine and Lollipops! Waluigi sang to himself.
"No!" Daisy surprised him. "I'm just screwing around!"
"WHAT!" Waluigi asked while he proceeded to beat the shit out of Daisy.
Way 7: Poke Yoshi's stomach
Daisy walked over to Yoshi and asked "Yoshi? What's inside you?"
"Poke my stomach and you'll see." Yoshi said.
So Daisy poked his stomach, and Yoshi threw up poisonous juice on Daisy.
Mushroom Tribe
Day 4Everyone sat around the fire and wondered whom they voted out last night.
"All I know is he's really fat." DK shrugged.
"Yeah." Mario pointed out. "Now we have some room."
"Hm…" Junior Thought. "What was his name?"
"It starts with a W and smells like a hunk of garlic." Dixie blurted out.
"I say! He is obese, smells like garlic, and starts with a W." Toadsworth said. "He's obviously-"
"Michael Jackson!" Toad yelled randomly.
"No-"
"Hilary Duff!"
"Uh-uh-"
"The Telitubbies!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Toadsworth yelled while whacking Toad on the head.
Everyone Stared
"…"
Toadsworth Stared
"…"
Everyone-
"Lets please not do that again!" Junior said.
"Well… where was I?" Toadsworth started. "It's Wario!"
"Huh?" Everyone asked in unison.
"You people are hopeless…" Toadsworth shook his head and walked off.
Shell Tribe
Day 4WAYS 8-50 SHALL NOT BE SHOW BECAUSE SOMEONE IS PISSED OFF! THANK YOU!
The next day…Peach walked up to the Tree Mail tree and took a map out of the box.
"Yeah, they're real creative…" Peach said looking at the huge red arrow that says 'come here'.
Reward Challenge:
The Yellow Brick Road of DOOMThe two tribes walked up to the place indicated on the map. Toadlin walked up with Todax chatting along.
"Hello peoples!" Todax chimed.
"The Mushroom Tribe voted off…" Toadlin snapped. "What's his name?"
"Wario!" Toadsworth yelled.
"Huh?" Everyone asked.
Toadsworth shook his head and walked off.
"Well… For this challenge you'll need to grab two items from the box labeled with your name down there and bring it back." Toadlin pointed to a box about 400 Meters away.
Everyone smiled since this would be an easy challenge.
"One thing, though!" Toadlin said clapping.
Then the grass that led to the box disappeared and there was just black. Suddenly, Yellow bricks fell into the shape of a road.
"You must run down the Yellow Brick Road of Doom!" Toadlin said.
Toadsworth ran back.
"Did I hear doom?" He asked.
Toadlin ignored him and went on.
"The road breaks and sways so you better stay alert." Toadlin said.
"Toadette, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore…" Peach said to Toadette.
"FOR THAT, YOU'RE SITTING OUT!" Todax snapped.
"Okay… We'll randomly draw your order." Toadlin said.
"Yell out the words Survivors Ready." Toadlin read the script. "THE WORDS SURVIVORS READY!"
"YES!" Everyone yelled.
"Go!" She shot a gun straight into Todax's head to signal it.
Toadette and DK were first up. Toadette ran perfectly and DK did too.
Toadette grabbed a mushroom out of the box labeled Toadette and DK grabbed a Mushroom from his too. On the way back, though, DK tripped and fell threw the road. His mushroom went to the box and he appeared at the end of the line. Mario sighed and started down the road since it was his turn.
"Go, Petey!" Toadette yelled as she stepped off the road and put her Mushroom in the box.
Petey jumped up and started Flying towards the boxes. Mario grabbed his Mushroom and started to sprint back. Petey grabbed his and followed. At the last few seconds, Mario slipped and fell into a hole. But then, a white glove and a red cap popped up. Mario chucked the mushroom as far as he could and then fell. But, The Mushroom made it into the basket so it counted.
"YEAH!" Everyone on the Mushroom tribe jumped up.
Petey put his Mushroom in his box and signaled for Waluigi to go. Everyone on the Mushroom Tribe just celebrated as all but one of the Shell Tribe's people had gotten their Mushrooms.
"OH SNAP!" Luigi pointed out.
"Go Daisy!" Yoshi said putting his Mushroom in the box.
Daisy walked out and walked very slowly. Slow enough for the whole Mushroom Tribe to catch up. As Daisy was a few feet away, Luigi grabbed his Mushroom and sprinted as fast as he can, but slipped and his Mushroom flew. It hit Daisy in the back of the head, and she flew off. She dropped her Mushroom and it landed in her basket.
"GO TOADETTE!" Everyone on the Shell Tribe yelled. Toadette nodded and jolted out, starting all over again.
Minutes later…"COME ON DAISY!" They yelled.
"GO LUIGI!" The others called.
"Daisy!" Peach yelled out. "You can kill yourself later just win this for us!"
Then, it hit Daisy.
"Ouch…" She slapped herself. "I'm going to get that Bitch!"
Daisy ran as fast as she could, but before she reached the end she tripped and her shell flew out of her hands and into Toadette's.
Toadette passed to Petey.
"Take it!"
Petey passed it to Waluigi
"Pass it back!"
Waluigi passed it to Birdo
"Nobody likes you, and pass it back!"
Birdo passed it to Diddy
"…Sob… pass it back …sob…"
Diddy passed it to Bowser
"Don't eat it!"
Bowser passed it to Yoshi
"Your lucky I didn't eat it!"
Yoshi put the shell in Daisy's basket.
"YEAH!"
"The Shell Tribe wins Reward!" Toadlin yelled out.
Toadlin clapped and the ground under the Mushroom Tribe's feet disappeared. Everyone but King Boo fell.
"Sucks to be you!" He said.
Then Toadlin clapped and he disappeared.
"So what's our reward?" Toadette asked.
"Uh…" Toadlin reached into her pocket and Todax's.
"Some pocket lint, a My Little Mushroom toy, 51 cents, and some chap stick." Toadlin pointed to the things in her hand.
"WHAT?" Everyone's jaws dropped.
Toadlin sweat dropped. "We kinda forgot to plan ahead."
The whole Shell tribe walked away with shame.
"…Sigh…" They sighed.
Mushroom Tribe
Day 5
"GOD DAMMIT!" Toadsworth screamed.
"Calm down, Old Man!" DK said.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Toadsworth whacked DK with his cane.
"That is where I draw the line!" DK stopped and beat up Toadsworth.
"Coo-coo!" Mario whistled while moving his finger around his ear. Junior, Luigi, and Dixie all nodded.
"What's up with him?" King Boo asked.
"He's just mad." Mario sighed. "He always gets like this after Peach actually does something."
"Like Walk!" Luigi started.
"Talk!" Dixie continued.
"And Breathe!" Junior finished.
Luigi then took Toadsworth out of the fight and slapped him.
"Thanks, I needed that!" Toadsworth said.
"You're not good yet!" Luigi exclaimed.
Luigi then bashed Toadsworth into a rock, used him for harpoon aiming, barbequed him, Dropped him down a 2 million story building, kicked him in the shins, and slapped him some more.
"You better?" Luigi asked.
"No…" Toadsworth said weakly.
"Then I'll have to do it again." Luigi suggested.
"Ugh!" Toadsworth moaned.
Shell Tribe
Day 5
Daisy, sadly, was still determined with killing herself.
Way 52: Slip on a banana peel
Daisy sat on a cliff and slowly ate a banana. When she was finished she threw the peel behind her. Then she turned around and slipped on the peel and flew off the cliff.
Way 53: Talk trash to Petey
Daisy walked by Petey and Laughed.
"Yo Mama is so stupid-"
"You, most definitely, better not be talking 'bout my momma!" Petey said.
"Well, I Am!" Daisy said. "What are you going to do about?"
Petey then choked Daisy. After she died he dropped her on the ground and took out a picture of a tulip.
"I love you, Mama!" Petey burst out crying like a little schoolgirl.
Way 54: Look in Birdo's nose
Daisy walked up to Birdo and stuck her head in Birdo's Nose. She was then sucked into the creepy nothingness.
Birdo walked over to the campfire and started talking when Daisy's head appeared in the black of Birdo's nose.
"Oh Snap! It's like I'm on TV!" Daisy exclaimed. "Hey Waluigi! Peach! Petey! What's up?"
The others then shoved things into Birdo's nose to destroy Daisy.
Way 55: Taste Fire
Daisy walked up to the fire and licked it.
"Hm…" Daisy thought. "Tastes like Shiitake Mushrooms."
Then, Daisy's head engulfed in flames.
"Hm…"
The next day…Daisy had stayed up all night trying to kill herself. She was at 90. 11 more to go!
Today was the Immunity Challenge. She could kill herself then, but right now she had some more business to attend to.
Way 90: Listen to Bowser's Karaoke
"Bowser!" Daisy called "Karaoke Machine!"
Bowser ran as fast as his legs could carry him. When he arrived he clapped and a stage came up from the sand.
"Hit it!" Bowser snapped and the music started.
"MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!" Bowser squealed.
Daisy fell over dead. Toadette ran up to the stage and smashed Bowser's head against the Karaoke Machine.
"You sounded like a dieing Giraffe anyways." Toadette spat. "Daisy you okay?"
Daisy came back to life and looked at Toadette… The only person left on her tribe who hasn't killed her yet.
"Toadette!" Daisy said. "I'm fine, but let me braid your hair."
"But my hair already is braided." Toadette said.
"I braid better!" Daisy lied.
"OK!" Toadette exclaimed and sat down in front of Daisy.
Daisy started to pull her hair and twist it and tie it in knots.
"Your Rough… But… I can… Handle it!" Toadette said in between her head being pulled back and forth.
After 20 minutes of ruining Toadette's hair Daisy decided to try a different approach.
"Come on, let's go swimming." Daisy said running out to the beach.
"OK!"
Minutes Later…"WHY WON'T YOU DROWN?" Daisy asked while trying to dunk Toadette.
"I can breathe under water." Toadette said. "This is fun!"
More Minutes Later…"WHY WON'T YOU BRUSIE?" Daisy asked while hitting Toadette with a bat.
"I have a squishy body!" Toadette smiled. "I love this game."
Even More Minutes Later…"WHY AREN'T YOU EVEN MAD?" Daisy asked while throwing coconuts at Toadette.
"Because, I love being with you." Toadette smiled.
And Then, Daisy's heart grew, and grew, and grew three times larger than before.
"Daisy…" Toadette wondered. "Are you okay?"
Toadette then checked Daisy's inventory.
"OMG!" Toadette exclaimed. "You only have 10 1-up Shrooms left!"
Toadette then grabbed 1 million 1-up Shrooms from her inventory and gave them to Daisy.
"There you go!" Toadette smiled. "They gave me way to many in the beginning."
Daisy's jaw hit the ground. All the hard work of killing herself was wasted.
"See ya later, Daisy!" Toadette smiled and walked away.
Immunity Challenge:
Pizza Delivery!
The two tribes stepped off a speedboat on to and island… that had people actually living on it! The tribes stepped into the town square where Toadlin was being rode like a horse by an older male toad. Todax laughed while it happened.
"Oniichan!" Toadlin cried. "Get off my back!"
"Haha Hahah haha!" Todax laughed. "That's funny! Toadzon, you should really get off her now!"
"Yeah!" Toadlin agreed.
"Fine…" Toadzon sighed. "Whiney little sisters…"
"Okay…" Toadlin brushed her dress off then continued. "Welcome to Nopit Ogoka, The Island in the Bay!"
"For this challenge," Toadzon started. "You'll have to deliver Pizzas that your tribe mates make. But there are fifteen different people wanting pizza and the Tribe that gets the majority of their pizzas delivered wins."
"Shell Tribe," Todax said. "You have one extra person so you're sitting someone out. Peach sat out in the last challenge and cannot sit out again. Who's it going to be?"
"Wow!" Toadlin awed. "How do you remember your lines?"
"I read them before I'm told to." Todax said.
"I'm sitting out!" Bowser said.
"Okay, take a seat on the-" Todax started.
Bowser then sat down on the bench and it split in half.
"…Ground." Todax corrected himself.
"HEY!" Toadlin Remembered. "I need the Immunity Idol back!"
"Aw man…" Peach sighed and handed over the idle.
"Okay, everybody get ready." Toadzon said.
"Survivors Ready?" Toadlin asked.
"Yes…" They sighed.
"GO!" Toadlin screamed causing Todax and Toadzon to go def.
"Ok…" Peach looked at a slip of paper. "A Life Shroom Pizza!"
"1 Life Shroom!" Dixie announced.
Both Tribes started to begin.
Half an hour later…All the orders were in and the first Life Shroom was finished.
"Yoshi!" Daisy yelled while tossing the pizza to him. Yoshi nodded and headed down a road that led the customer's house.
"Mario!" Dixie said handing the pizza box to Mario several minutes later.
Mario ran as fast as he could and tried to catch up.
DING!
"Good! The Mushroom and Fire Flower pizzas are done!" Daisy chimed.
"Waluigi, Petey, you guys take those." Peach said.
Daisy nodded and handed them the pizzas.
"Back!" Yoshi called out when he arrived with no pizza in hand.
"Shell Tribe Scores!" Toadzon called out.
"1-0!" Todax added in.
The two tribes tried their hardest and tried cooking and delivering. Fifty minutes later, and the tribes were tied 7-7.
"Here's the Super Shroom Pizza!" Daisy said pulling it out of the oven.
"I'll take it!" Toadette said.
"I think someone else might want to take it." Peach said.
"But they're letting Toad go so let me go!" Toadette whined.
"No, Toadette-" Peach looked down and noticed the pizza was gone.
"Where's the pizza?"
"Toadette took it and ran after Toad." Daisy said filing her nails.
"WHAT?" Peach screamed.
"Jeez… Where were you five seconds ago?" Birdo asked.
"Toad stop!" Toadette panted.
"You didn't say Toadette says!" Toad chimed.
"Toadette says stop!" Toadette exclaimed.
Toad abruptly stopped. Toadette walked over to him. Toad then remembered he wasn't playing 'Toadette Says' and started to run again.
"Toad! LOOK!" Toadette pointed to a bush. "It's Goombella!"
Goombella then stuck her head out of the bush.
"Was I that obvious?" Goombella asked.
Toadette ignored her when she saw Toad still running.
"Oh, Snap!" Toadette said. "Now what are those gay little guys names that Toad likes?"
Goombella then pressed the Y button and started to tattle.
"The Telitubbies, These guys are so annoying. Not only that, but they are gay, fat, television like stomach people, are possessed, and worship a sun with a baby for a face. Sort of sounds like the creators were on something when they created them."
"TOAD! LOOK!" Toadette yelled. "THE TELITUBBIES!"
"Where!" Toad exclaimed and started to look for them.
Toadette just skipped there and back winning the challenge.
"The Shell Tribe wins Immunity!" Toadlin yelled.
"YEAH!" The Shell Tribe cheered.
"Here's the Immunity Idol!" Todax ripped it out of Toadlin's hands and gave it to Peach.
"Shell Tribe, You guys are safe. Mushroom Tribe, Again someone will have to be voted off." Toadlin said.
Silence.
"You guys can leave, we're finished." Toadzon said.
Mushroom TribeDay 6
"Mario, I think we should vote Toadsworth out." Luigi said. "He's a little bit of a bother and he's kind of dead weight."
"Okay…" Mario sighed. "I'll go get some of the others."
"Guys, The vote is for Toadsworth." Mario told the others.
Mario then walked away.
Junior snarled. "Who's he to tell us who to vote for."
"What are we going to do?" King Boo asked.
"We'll get DK to vote with us and vote Mario off." Junior said. "You guys in?"
Dixie and King Boo looked at each other then nodded reluctantly.
"Cool! I'll go get DK." Junior said.
Tribal Council #2
Half of the Mushroom Tribe strolled into Tribal Council like it was a beautiful day in the park. They put their torches in the slots and sat down unknowing that what they thought would happen would not.
"Hello and welcome to another fun filled edition of Tribal Council!" Toadlin said enthusiastically.
"Shut up!" Toadzon said slapping her.
"Fine!" Toadlin grumbled. "Todax, you ask the questions…"
"Mario, What are you basing your vote on?" Todax asked.
"Who can carry their own weight and who can't" Mario said.
"How about you, Toadsworth?" Todax asked.
"Who severely beat the living Shit out of me for no reason. Not to mention names or point fingers, LUIGI!" Toadsworth said pointing at Luigi.
"Okay, King Boo, whose been talking to who?" Todax said.
"Mario and Luigi having been talking to the three of us." King Boo pointed to himself, Dixie, and Junior. "Junior talked to DK and Toad and Toadsworth talk to each other."
"Okay, Well, It's time to vote, DK, you're up." Todax said then gagged from the fact that he used four comma's in one sentence.
DK got up and voted. Mario and Toadsworth went next.
"THANKS A LOT YOU BITCH!" Toadsworth screamed into the camera while putting his vote that said Luigi in the jar.
Toad then went and voted. Junior went next.
"Mario, you're not my dad so, don't tell us who we're voting for!" Junior said to the camera.
Dixie voted and so did King Boo. They both mentioned the word sorry as they put their votes up. Lastly, Luigi went to vote.
"Ouch, Toadsworth, ouch!" Luigi said outing his vote up.
"I'll go get the votes." Toadlin said.
Toadlin ran down and back with the jar in hand. She then stuck the jar on the pedestal and looked at her brother.
"Once the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out will need to leave the tribal council area immediately." Toadzon sighed.
"I'll read the votes." Toadlin pulled a vote out.
"The first vote is for Toadsworth." Toadlin read.
Toadsworth looked around.
"The next vote is for Luigi." Toadlin read.
Luigi rolled his eyes.
"Toadsworth." Toadlin revealed the vote.
Toadsworth figured out his head was on the chopping block.
"Toadsworth." Toadlin repeated.
Toadsworth started to shake. Junior mused.
"The Fifth vote is… Mario." Toadlin said.
Mario's jaw dropped. Junior smiled.
"The other votes better be for Mario!" Junior thought.
"The next vote is… Mario." Toadlin said.
Mario's jaw dropped even further. Junior's smile grew larger.
"Vote seven is for… Mario." Toadlin showed the vote to everyone.
Mario shook his head and stared down.
"The Second person to be voted off of Survivor: Mario Style is…" Toadlin paused. "Toadsworth!"
"What!" Mario exclaimed.
"What!" Toadsworth exclaimed.
"WHAT!" Junior screamed.
Everyone stared at Junior.
"…"
"I'm not in the mood!" Junior grumbled.
"Well, where were we?" Toadlin thought for a second. "Oh, yes. Toadsworth you need to bring me your torch."
Toadsworth sighed and grabbed his torch. He carried it over to Toadlin and stuck it in the slot.
"Toadsworth… the tribe has spoken." Toadlin said as she snuffed his torch.
Toadsworth looked back, and then walked off.
"I see by your expressions what happened isn't what you expected." Toadlin said.
"You hit that right on the bulls eye." Junior smarted off.
"Well, if you're going to be a little smart ass, I won't bother my words on you!" Toadlin snapped.
"Well what if I didn't want your words?" Junior asked.
"Then I guess everyone's happy." Toadlin said.
"I guess so!" Junior said.
"Then leave!" Toadlin said.
"No!"
"Why?"
"I'm not happy!" Junior said.
"Why?" Toadlin asked.
"My plan didn't work." Junior said.
"Look, Junior, I'm a host, not a miracle worker." Toadlin said.
"Are you sure?" Junior asked.
"Yes." Toadlin said.
"Not even a teensy-bit?" Junior pestered.
"No." Toadlin said.
"You posi-" Junior started.
"LEAVE!" Toadlin snapped.
Toadsworth
Lasted: 6 Days
"I hoped to do better but I feel that it's all Luigi's fault that I'm out. That Asshole! HE DESERVES A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!"
Toadsworth was the hit in the head with hockey puck.
"SORRY!" Some kid yelled.
Dil: I'M FINALLY DONE!
Yoshi: OMG LYKE ZOMG THE ZOO IS ON FIRE!
Peach: Nobody cares.
Daisy: She has a point there.
Yoshi: Sorry, Local News Channels are somehow making me say the current events.
Luigi: The News is done in noobinese?
Dil: Obviously.
Yoshi: LYKE OMFG THE CAR STORE'S BREAD HAS BEEN STOLEN! AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE BREAD! LOL! ROFL! LMAO!
Daisy: Someone shut him up!
Luigi: (Sits on Yoshi)
Peach: Please R&R!
Dil: And if you review, please say whom you'd like to see voted out from both tribes.
Yoshi: (Eats Luigi somehow) TTFN FOLKS!