Dil: Chapter 3 is here!
Daisy: What's It about?
Yoshi: Your Mom…
Peach: I think he means to read on…
Luigi: 24x85+(21,627,621x2,864,294)61,947,865,066,614
Everyone: When did you get smart?
Peach: Shut up Everyone, and what he said.
Luigi: When have I not been?
Yoshi: Have you not been catching up on your reading?
Daisy: Obviously Not…
Luigi: I read every minute, every day, every month, of every year!
Dil: …sigh…
Peach: Dil doesn't own Mario characters or Survivor but does own any character he made up.(ex. Toadlin, Todax, Toadzon)
Daisy: Start the Chap
Yoshi: Yeppers!
Survivor Mario Style:
Episode 3: Friggin Tikis!
Shell Tribe
Day 7
Waluigi wandered around the camp.
"Damn!" He exclaimed. "There's nothing to do!"
"Why don't you go for a walk in the forest?" Birdo suggested.
"Shut up, Birdo, we all hate you!" Waluigi said.
"…Sob… Do you guys really think that?" Birdo asked all the people sitting around her.
"I hate everything!" Petey stated.
Peach just filed her nails.
"YAY!" Bowser cheered. "I can tie my shoes!"
"You're not wearing shoes…" Yoshi sighed at Bowser's stupidity.
"I KNOW!" Bowser gave a demented smile.
"I think I'll go for a walk in the forest…" Waluigi said suddenly and walked off.
Waluigi walked around in the dense forest.
"I have a feeling something is around here!" Waluigi said. "I just have to find it…"
Waluigi walked around a tree and saw a map.
"Found it!" Waluigi said and walked to the map.
"Okay… I'm here." Waluigi pointed to an arrow.
Waluigi moved his finger up to another arrow and read the text next to it.
"And 'Something cool is here'" He read. "So it's that way…"
Waluigi waited then looked at the camera.
"Right?" He pretended to ask himself.
"The other way dumb shit!" Someone yelled.
So Waluigi headed the other way until he ran into a 5-million story high waterfall and lake at the bottom.
"How did we not notice this?" Waluigi wondered until he decided to check around.
Waluigi totally missed the huge idol in the middle of the lake.
"This place is nice…" Waluigi said looking in the bushes.
Just then Birdo's head popped out of the bushes.
"Birdo!" Waluigi exclaimed.
"Hi, Waluigi…" Birdo fake smiled.
"What you doing…" Waluigi asked.
"Just visiting my home away from home…" Birdo said. "Now… GO AWAY!"
Birdo pushed Waluigi back into the water and he fell unconscious.
"Hon, who was that?" a voice asked from the bushes.
"No one…" Birdo flustered. "Now where were we?"
"Right here!" The voice said.
When Waluigi awoke, he could the sounds of moaning other than water.
"SHUT THE HELLECK UP!" Waluigi screamed.
Then, Waluigi saw the idol for the first time.
"Oh thank you lord!" Waluigi said and pulled down his pants.
Waluigi walked away after doing his business and he didn't notice what the tiki said.
Birdo walked out of the bushes and walked over to the tiki. Birdo looked down and noticed a metal plate.
"Weather Tiki- Do NOT Piss on or else…" Birdo read. "Oh thank goodness that no one pissed on it!"
Suddenly, a white puff fell from the sky.
"Wait… this is… SNOW!" Birdo screamed. "I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
Birdo ran as fast as she could. She almost made to land until a blizzard started randomly.
"OH NO!" Birdo screamed as her whole body stared to melt. "I'M MELTING! HELP ME! I'M MELTING!"
"You coming back to bed?" Toadzon asked as he stepped out of the bushes. "Hello?"
Mushroom Tribe
Day 7
Mario looked around at the people by the fire.
"Well, I'm going to go get some fire wood." Mario said getting up.
"Me too!" Junior said.
"Then I'm going to go fishing, get the water, and cook." Mario listed everything out.
"I'll help!" Junior said.
If I can be more useful than Mario, I can get the other votes against him! Junior thought
"Ok…" Mario pulled back for a sec, and then ran into the woods.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Junior yelled and grabbed the machete.
King Boo, Dixie, and Toad sat at the bottom of a hill and watched the sunset.
"Guys…" Dixie sighed then continued. "Let's go, the three of us, to the end!"
"I'm good with that." King Boo said.
"Me too!" Toad said.
"Okay… Now where were we?" Dixie asked.
"I still say Metriod is the shiz!" King Boo smirked.
"Pokemon is way better!" Toad appointed.
"Star Fox is the awesomest, and you all know it!" Dixie stated.
"But Fox actually talks in the game!" Toad said.
"Yeah, but Pokemon always say there species, therefore they make no sense!" King Boo pointed out.
"Well you didn't even know Samus was a girl until the end of the game, Smart One!" Dixie retorted.
This went on for a about a day but now one really cared about what the three had to say… cause we all know Kirby owns up on Fox, Pikachu, and Samus. No contest.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Dixie, King Boo, and Toad yelled.
"YES IT IS!" Someone yelled from nowhere.
"Aw…" They sighed.
Shell Tribe
Day 7
"How the hell did this happen?" Peach asked as the whole tribe shuttered under the shelter while a blizzard raged outside.
"I honestly don't know!" Waluigi said.
"Where's Birdo?" Yoshi asked.
"She's probably at her 'Home away from home'…" Daisy said.
Just then, Toadette's hair clip unclipped and flew out of the shelter. Toadette ran out into the blizzard and chased her hair clip. A tree then hit her.
"Ouch…" Petey said.
Bowser stood up and stepped into the blizzard. He waved his arms and the snow cleared out a path.
"HOLY CARP!" Peach exclaimed.
"IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING FANTASIA!" Daisy screamed.
"THAT'S AMAZING!" Yoshi awed.
A Volcano then snuck up on Bowser and killed him.
"It was they way he never wanted to go…" Petey shook his head.
"Too bad… He never got to try out his other most dreaded deaths." Peach sighed.
"Bowser's Top Ten Dreaded Deaths are…" Yoshi called out from behind a desk that appeared out of nowhere. "Number 10: Be snuck up on by a volcano
Number 9: Eating himself…
Number 8: Getting an Infected Paper Cut…
Number 7: Being turned into a bagel…
Number 6: Choking on a bagel…
Number 5: Have sex with a bagel…
Number 4: Bring a bagel to life and having it turn on you…
Number 3: Killing the bagel…
Number 2: Dieing from buying a Sony Playstation Three and Microsoft's Xbox 360 when you could buy a Nintendo Wii and actually have fun…
And Bowser's Number One Dreaded Death is… Dieing From Having A Top Ten Countdown About His Top Ten Most Dreaded Deaths"
"You should be on TV!" Toadette said.
Everyone Clapped.
Then everyone decided to kill themselves
Mushroom Tribe
Day 8
Mario walked through the forest with Junior following him every step.
"Ok… I don't know what you're up to but it isn't going to work!" Mario said to Junior.
"I don't understand?" Junior played an innocent act.
"Don't play innocent with me!" Mario squinted.
Junior then punched Mario in the gut. Mario collapsed.
"What the hell?" Mario grunted.
Then, Junior started to kick him until he fell unconscious. Junior then skipped off and did all of Mario's jobs.
An Hour Later…Junior brought back the fish, the water, the firewood, and cooked the fish to perfection.
"Junior, where's Mario?" DK asked suspiciously.
"He decided to ditch me in the forest and make me do all the work." Junior lied.
"Omigosh…" DK exclaimed. "I just can't believe it!"
DK stormed off to fulfill his destiny of being a Gossiper.
Luigi made sure no one was around then asked Junior.
"What really happened?" Luigi asked.
"This…" Junior said and did what he did to Mario to Luigi.
"Oh…" Luigi sighed.
Reward Challenge:
An Unsafe Stroll
Toadlin waited impatiently on a beach. Two small toads ran around her. Todax and Toadzon just laughed. An older Toad smacked both of them upside the head.
The Two tribes rowed their boats up to the shore and stepped out. They both walked to their mats.
"Welcome!" Toadlin smiled.
"Welcome! Welcome!" The two toads chimed again and again.
"Shell Tribe, the Mushroom Tribe voted Toadsworth off." Todax added in.
"YES!" Peach screamed, then hugged everyone, and then kissed everyone. Petey then slapped Peach, Bowser, and Toadzon.
"Shut Up!" Petey yelled at Peach.
"You do not have the right to have sex with Birdo!" Petey screamed at Toadzon.
"You SUCK!" Petey slapped Bowser again.
"WAH!" Bowser cried then tried to drown himself, but he got bored and stopped.
"Well, that was a waste!" Toadlin said.
"Introduce us!" The two toads smiled.
"These are my twin brother and sister, Toadmin and Toadrin." Toadlin said.
The older woman cleared her throat.
"And this is our Mom, Toadkin." Toadlin introduced.
"For this Reward challenge, you'll each have to walk along weak boards over the water, which is most definitely not inhabited by possessed Cheep-Cheeps, to the other side." Toadkin smiled.
"The boards can break easily. If you fall, the next person goes. But we won't fix boards for you. You'll have to take another way." Toadzon explained.
"In the middle of the walkways is a really stable platform that has a pot with a bucket. You must take those with you to the end." Todax explained.
"Once everyone is across, you'll run down to the beach and get water. Then run back and pour the water into a huge tube. Once the water reaches the red line, one person can leave the group and go find a clearing." Toadmin clarified.
"The clearing has seven flags. Grab one and run back. Each red line, a person leaves to get a flag. Once you get all the flags, figure out what they say. The first tribe to do so wins Reward." Toadrin informed.
"Your reward is this Thingamabobdoohickygizmothingy. It can make food. Make Fire. Make Shelter. Make long lasting after-game relationships. Lastly, He makes good love…" Toadzon added.
"WE HAVE TO WIN!" Everyone on each tribe said.
"Shell tribe, two people need to sit out. Bowser cannot sit out. Who's it going to be?" Toadkin asked.
"Petey and Birdo!" Yoshi yelled out after a discussion.
"Okay, we'll randomly draw for your orders." Toadlin said.
"For the Sell Tribe, Peach is first. For the Mushroom Tribe, Dixie is going first." Toadrin and Toadmin shouted in unison.
"Survivor's Ready?" Toadlin yelled out. "GO!"
Instantly, the two girls ran out. Dixie jumped around, balanced and controlled. Peach, on the other hand, was having some troubles keeping balanced.
When Peach and Dixie reached the first cross things got physical. Dixie pushed Peach back. Peach rammed straight into Dixie. Dixie fell down onto the board with a thud. Peach was going to kick her off the board when Dixie grabbed Peach's foot. The Board then snapped in half. Peach grabbed onto the hanging board and pulled herself up. She then helped Dixie up.
"What the hell is she doing?" Petey asked.
"Being Peach!" Birdo smiled.
"STOP!" Petey yelled.
But Peach just shot Petey with a gun she found and went on.
Dixie, though, made it to the pot first. Peach was seconds behind. Dixie jumped over many of the boards and finally hit land. She dropped her bucket on a red mat and signaled for Mario to go.
Mario did a flip out and impaled himself when he landed on a metal rod. Toadmin and Toadrin poked him with a stick until he fell into the water. By then, Peach, Toadette, and Waluigi all finished.
Toad ran out when Mario hit the water. He made up a lot of time but he didn't catch up to Daisy. Daisy finished when Toad grabbed his bucket. Yoshi ran out and flutter kicked all the way to the pot. Yoshi grabbed a bucket and flutter kicked over towards Toad. Yoshi pushed Toad and he flew off.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Petey clapped.
"Who gave you a 1-up Mushroom?" Birdo asked.
"He did!" Petey pointed to a possessed evil clown.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT A CLOWN!" Birdo then killed herself.
Yoshi continued and landed on the mat. Diddy jumped out and scuttled across the boards. Luigi also ran out and he made it there at the same time Diddy id. Diddy just blew out some air and Luigi flew off cause he's weak…
"Aw…" Luigi sighed as he flew off.
But somehow Luigi found a bucket a wind blew him back to the mat.
"YAY!" Luigi jumped up. Luigi then snapped his neck because it was as thin as a twig.
Diddy came soon and Bowser walked out. He crept along very slow so he wouldn't break the boards. Bowser took forever and the whole Mushroom Tribe caught up. DK was the last one on the Mushroom tribe. The second DK stepped onto the boards; Bowser made a mad dash for the end and jumped off. Bowser landed directly on the mat.
"GO GET WATER!" All the Toads yelled!
The Shell tribe jolted out to the beach and scooped some water into their buckets. They all ran back and poured the water into the tube. It was only a few inches away from the red line.
DK made it to the middle and picked up a bucket. DK continued slowly.
Yoshi was the first back with his second bucket. He poured it into the tube and the water hit the red line. Yoshi ran into the forest and the water dumped out.
DK was a few feet away but a gust of wind blew his bucket away so he headed back to get another one.
Peach decided to make a technique. Everyone would get a bucket then give it to Peach. Peach would pour it in and give the bucket back. They'd get done faster this way.
DK grabbed his second bucket and headed back.
Yoshi made his way to the clearing and grabbed a flag. Yoshi sprinted all the way back and made it. Yoshi dropped the flag and helped Peach dump the buckets.
DK decided to run the last board but it broke half way through. DK grabbed the board and climbed up to the top.
"FINALLY!" Dixie complained.
"Wait," Toad paused. "Where's your bucket?"
"I must've dropped it!" DK blushed.
"GOD DAMMIT!" Everyone on the tribe yelled.
So, DK walked back and got another new bucket and walked back. By the time he made it, the Shell tribe had three more flags. The Mushroom Tribe ran to the beach and dumped their water out as quickly as possible.
Both tribes dumped a bucket into the tube and hit the red line. Toad and Daisy ran into the forest.
"Hey, Toad!" Daisy called. "The Telitubbies are at the beach!"
And with that, Toad jolted out of the forest and waited at the beach, and since Toad never got the flag, the Mushroom Tribe couldn't continue. The Shell Tribe won.
"Congrats!" Toadmin and Toadrin sang.
Toadlin threw the Thingamabobdoohickygizmothingy at the tribe and killed Toadette on accident.
"Since you won the challenge, you will get this!" Toadkin handed Peach a tiki
"Inside, there is something that will help you tomorrow at the challenge!" Todax smiled.
"Let me see that!" Waluigi sneered.
The second Waluigi grabbed the tiki, is burnt up in his hands.
"WITCH!" Everyone yelled. "HE'S A WITCH!"
Everyone beat the shit out of Waluigi, burnt him at the stake, and threw him into the water. Then, everyone decided to leave.
Shell Tribe
Day 8
Everyone paddled back to camp happily. Once at camp, everyone tied the boat up, and walked through an unwalkthroughable blizzard. Once in the shelter, everyone awed at their reward.
"This Thingamabobdoohickygizmothingy is awesome!" Petey poked it with a stick.
"I know!" Bowser said poking his eye out for some reason
"Lets turn it on!" Yoshi said. "I'm starving for some fish and fire. And Relationships. And Love…"
Daisy then smacked him.
"It's a he!" Daisy yelled.
"How do you know?" Yoshi asked.
"Cause I already named him!" Daisy squealed. "Richard Ken Rob Bob Alex Man!"
"THAT'S A STUPID NAME!" Yoshi whined.
"Shut up!" Peach yelled. "I'm going turn it on!"
Waluigi pushed Peach out of the way.
"Leave this to the men!" Waluigi told Peach.
"Then get out of the way so the real men can turn it on!" Peach snorted.
Waluigi rolled his eyes and pressed a button.
Then, the Thingamabobdoohickygizmothingy blew up and everyone died.
Mushroom Tribe
Day 8
Luigi walked through the forest to get some water from the creek.
"Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiigiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Someone called in a ghost like voice.
"AH!" Luigi screamed like a girl.
"Fiiiiiiinnnnnd Jay!" It called. "Orrrrrrrrrrr ellllllllsssse!"
"Or else what?" Luigi asked.
"I'll destroy the world…" It chanted. "You Friends. Your Loved ones. Your Life. All will go 'poof'!"
Luigi wet himself at this comment.
"Ew…" The voice said disgusted.
"Sorry…" Luigi blushed.
"GO AWAY AND FIND JAY!" The voice yelled at Luigi.
Luigi ran off, terrified… like he always is… somebody really needs to toughen him up…
"MARIO!" Luigi cried.
"Luigi!" Mario exclaimed. "What the hell's wrong with you?"
"I n-n-need to kn-kn-know something." Luigi stopped crying.
"What is it?" Mario asked worried.
"Are you Jay?" Luigi asked.
"You little ass!" Mario screamed.
Mario then beat the shit out of Luigi.
After a major beating session, Mario threw Luigi off a cliff.
"Hm, Hm, Hm, Hm…" Toad Hummed as he picked the water lilies from the pond at the bottom of the cliff.
Just then, Luigi splashed into the water.
"ZOMG!" Toad L33Ted.
Toad raced out into the water and picked Luigi's head up.
"I'm not long for this world, Toad…" Luigi sighed weakly.
"No! Don't Say That!" Toad yelled. "You'll get through this and you'll be a stronger woman because of!"
"Before I depart… I have one question…" Luigi stated even more weakly.
"NO MAMA!" Toad cried. "YOU WON'T DIE!"
"Yes I will, and I'd like to ask you the question before that happens!" Luigi eyed Toad.
"Oh… Sorry…" Toad frowned. "Now, what did you want to ask me?"
"Are you Jay?" Luigi asked.
Toad decided to drown Luigi in the pond and walked off.
Dixie walked by the pond and decided to take a swim. In the middle of the lake, she hit a bump.
"OUCH!" She yelled.
Then Luigi's head popped out of the water.
"Hey, watch where you going!" Luigi said.
"Luigi!" Dixie smiled.
Luigi frowned.
"What's wrong?" Dixie asked.
"I'm sorry, Gracie, but I'm going to have to break my promise. I won't be coming back…" Luigi started to walk off.
"WHAT! WHO'S GRACIE?" Dixie yelled to him.
"You!" Luigi whispered. "Just play along!"
"Fine…" Dixie mumbled.
"But before I go… I have one Question." Luigi said.
"What is it?" Dixie asked.
"Are you Jay?" Luigi asked.
Then, Dixie went all Kung Fu Monkey and Kicked Luigi far, far away.
"Jeez… Asking me if I was gay… That bitch!" Dixie snorted.
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA" DK sang as he skipped through flowers.
Then, Luigi landed right in front of him.
"Omigosh!" DK spazzed.
DK then grabbed Luigi and hugged him.
"GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE!" Luigi snapped back to life.
DK Then ran off to cry. Luigi followed him.
"DK… I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." Luigi said sympathetically.
"Really?" DK asked.
"Yeah, but hey, Let me ask you a question." Luigi said.
"Ok… what is it?" DK asked.
"Are you Jay?" Luigi asked.
Then, DK wound up and punched Luigi straight in the stomach. Luigi flew back and landed far away.
Junior sat on the boat silently, waiting for a fish to catch the line.
Then, Junior felt a nibble. He pulled back with all his might and Luigi popped out of the water on the end of the line.
"Luigi!" Junior yelled at him. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm here to ask you a question." Luigi said.
"Well…?" Junior asked.
"Are you Jay?" Luigi asked.
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" Junior said before shooting him. Luigi fell off the boat.
Just then, a Huge Shark came and ate Junior's boat.
"I told him he was gonna need a bigger boat!" King Boo watched from the shore.
Then, Luigi washed up to shore. King Boo floated over to him and looked to see if he was awake. Luigi awoke right when King Boo had his head in front of Luigi's.
"AH! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!" Luigi yelled when he saw King Boo.
"Yeah and I see a moron." King Boo said.
"King Boo!" Luigi remembered that he was the only person he hasn't asked yet.
"What?" King Boo asked.
"Are you Jay?" Luigi asked.
King Boo took of his crown and stuck it on Luigi's body and pushed down. The points cut through Luigi's flesh, killing him in a way that's… just nice…
Immunity Challenge:
Tiki Torture!
"Where is it?" Daisy asked.
The whole Shell tribe sat in their boat in the middle of the ocean confused about where to go.
"The map says it should be here." Peach said.
"Let's check over there!" Yoshi suggested.
"Fine…" Peach said and started to row with the group.
After a few minutes of rowing, something strange happened. The boat got caught in a whirlpool and got suck into the water.
"AHHH!" Everyone on the tribe yelled as they were sucked into the water.
But when they opened their eyes, they weren't in water. They were on an island. The sky was purple and the clouds were orange. And the family of Toads stood in front of them.
"About time…" Toadlin sighed.
"Where are we?" Daisy asked.
"YOU ARE IN THE LAND OF TIKITUDE!" Toadlin said in a deep voice.
"Where's the other tribe?" Yoshi asked.
"They should be here soon." Toadzon said
Right on cue, the Mushroom tribe fell on top of the Shell tribe.
"I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" Toad sighed.
"Okay…" Toadlin said then clapped.
A swarm of Toads ran out and fixed everything so the two tribes were standing on their mats respectively.
"Let's explain the challenge." Toadlin smiled.
"I WANNA!" Toadrin called it.
"Go then!" Toadlin said.
"For this challenge, one person will be in the boat and head out to six different islands. Each island has a person on it, waiting. Once the person in the boat gets to the island, the two people must search the island for a tiki. Each island has a map of where the tiki is. Once you have it, the two people will row back here and put their tiki on this board." Toadrin pointed to a board with many shapes popping out. "Each tiki has a groove at the bottom and the shapes popping out go at the bottom. Once all six of the tikis are on the right post and all seven tribe members are there to press a button, a Flag will fall. The first tribe to lower their flag wins immunity."
"Shell tribe, two people sitting out. Birdo and Petey cannot sit out. Who's it going to be?" Todax said.
"Bowser and Toadette." Peach said after another discussion.
"Okay, you two to the bench, everyone else, get in position." Toadlin said.
"Waluigi is in the boat for the Shell tribe. Donkey Kong is in for the Mushroom tribe." Toadmin informed.
"Survivors Ready?" Toadlin yelled. "GO!"
Waluigi and DK hopped into their boats and headed off to one of the six islands.
DK made it to the island first and Mario was there. They both ran up to the map and ran towards the designated place in the sand and dug.
Waluigi soon made it and Peach waited impatiently.
"WALUIGI!" Peach complained. "DK ALREADY GOT HERE! YOU'RE LATE!"
"Shut Up!" Waluigi said pulling Peach to the other place on the map.
Waluigi stopped in the middle of a wood like place.
"It's up there!" Waluigi pointed to a tree.
"UP IN A TREE?" Peach asked. "I'M NOT GOING UP THERE TO GET IT!"
Ten seconds later…
Peach was up in the tree and grabbed the tiki.
"How did this happen?" Peach asked.
"I forced you to do it." Waluigi said.
"Oh…" Peach looked down at here feet.
"Let's go…" Waluigi walked off with Peach close behind.
DK and Mario soon got done and were h on Waluigi and Peach's trail.
Waluigi and Peach were first though. Waluigi dropped Peach off and headed to the next island.
DK dropped Mario off and followed Waluigi closely.
The race was on!
Thirty minutes later…
Waluigi ran out of his boat and onto the fifth island. DK was two islands behind him.
Diddy ran up to Waluigi when he arrived.
"Waluigi, I read the map already and I know where to go!" Diddy smiled.
"Okay, let's go!" Waluigi said following Diddy.
But Diddy read the map wrong and they ended up searching the wrong side of the island for a long time. DK caught up and Waluigi was fed up.
"IT'S NOT HERE!" Waluigi snapped.
"There's on in the middle of the island." Diddy suggested. "Let's check that out."
Diddy and Waluigi walked into the middle and searched for a while.
DK passed them and was almost done by the time they found the tiki on the right side of the island.
Eventually, the Mushroom won because of the stupidity of Diddy, and the fact that he can't read maps.
"The Mushroom Tribe wins Immunity for the first time!" Toadzon declared as the flag fell.
Toadlin clapped and everyone missing came back.
"What took you so long?" Peach asked.
"Diddy, here, can't read maps!" Waluigi said giving Peach the 'vote for him' look.
"In addition to having won Immunity, you get to pick one person to stay at you're tribe until the next reward." Todax said.
"DIDDY!" DK and Dixie blurted out.
"Diddy go to the Mushroom tribe!" Toadkin smiled. "You get to skip Tribal Council."
"YAY!" Diddy jumped up and ran over to the Mushroom Tribe.
"Shell tribe, See you at Tribal Council." Toadmin said.
Toadlin clapped and the tribe ended up at their beach.
Mushroom Tribe
Day 9
Everyone talked to Diddy about the other tribe.
Luigi decided to slip away from the excitement of a new tribe mate and lay down at the beach.
Luigi sat down and landed on a bump. Luigi inspected the bump and tried to brush it away. The sand around the bump flew away and revealed that the bump was a Tiki. Luigi picked up and read the bottom.
"'Super Action Jay Figure'" Luigi read the bottom. "This is toy model of that tiki on the show Tiki Jay-"
"OMG!" The voice yelled. "THANK YOU SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, MUCH!"
All of a sudden the toy floated out of Luigi's hand and disappeared.
"I knew you would find Jay for me!" It called.
"I found Jay?" Luigi asked.
"Yes." The voice said.
"Jay was a toy?" Luigi asked.
"Yes." The voice said again.
"I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO FIND A TOY!" Luigi yelled. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Luigi stared to punch all around him to try and find the voice.
At camp…
"What is he doing?" Diddy asked bewildered.
"He's attacking the air." Mario said. "It's all the rage lately or says Nintendique magazine."
Mario then started to Karate-Chop the air.
"Take that you bitch!" Mario yelled.
Tribal Council #3
The Shell Tribe walked in gloomily and grabbed their torches.
"Take your torch and dip it in the flame. Fire represents your life in this game. Once it's gone, so are you." Toadkin informed.
"Welcome to your first Tribal Council" Toadlin said.
"Peach, How are you voting tonight?" Toadmin asked.
"I'm going with my gut." Peach said. "And my gut likes to go with who I hate the most."
"Toadette, who would you blame for you loss today?" Toadzon asked.
"WALUIGI!" Toadette pointed to Waluigi.
"Waluigi, who do you blame?" Toadrin asked.
"Birdo!" Waluigi pointed.
"I didn't even get to go, you took so long!" Birdo yelled.
"Okay, It's time to vote. Bowser, you're up." Todax said.
Bowser voted. Then Daisy and Petey voted.
"Waluigi, I hate you the most so… you suck!" Petey put his vote up and walked back.
Yoshi, Toadette, and Birdo voted.
"Waluigi! YOU ASS! I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN!" Birdo yelled.
"You know I can hear you!" Waluigi called.
"GOOD!" Birdo called.
Peach and Waluigi then voted.
"Birdo, your worthless and I hate you." Waluigi whispered as he put his vote up.
A train then hit Waluigi.
"YES!" Birdo yelled and jumped into the air and did a dance.
Waluigi appeared in his seat when the train passed.
"Aww…" Birdo cried.
"I'll read the votes." Toadlin said.
"How'd you get the jar?" Waluigi asked.
"It's none of your business, Bitch!" Toadlin threw the jar at Waluigi's head.
Then, five votes all saying 'Waluigi' landed in Toadlin's hands.
"1…2…3…4…5… That's enough." Toadlin counted. "Right?"
Toadkin nodded.
"Then, Waluigi, The Tribe has spoken!" Toadlin said and ousted his torch.
"You guys should leave now." Toadzon said.
"What about Waluigi?" Peach asked while pointing to the unconscious Waluigi?
"LEAVE!" The whole family yelled.
So the Shell Tribe left.
Then, Toadlin decided to chuck Waluigi off a waterfall.
Waluigi
Lasted: 9 Days
Waluigi's not going to be here, Smart One! He was just chucked off a waterfall!
Dil: I'm finally done with that chapter!
Peach: YAY!
Daisy: I like the Jay part.
Yoshi: Hey, Everyone said movie quotes in the Jay part.
Luigi: That was the joke my dear boy.
Daisy: Shut your Bung Hole!
Peach: Please R&R!
Daisy: Please!
Dil: I don't own any of the quotes in this chapter!
Luigi: A little Late, my dear boy.
Yoshi: Stop with the 'dear boy' crap!
Luigi: Why?
Dil: Just shut up so Yoshi can end it.
Yoshi: See ya later!