AN: As you all know I don't own House MD or the characters, The Rolling Stones, Jesse McCartney, Vicodin

House decided to go home and work on his revenge plans so he couldn't get busted.

House arrived home and work on his revenge plans until late and then he played his piano until bed.

House woke-up at 3:30am, which wasn't unusual for someone with a bum leg, but for once it wasn't his leg. It was his big toe, the one he stubbed on the door leading to the conference room when he went to ask his team about his ipod. The big toe, in question, was throbbing really badly. House thought maybe he just had a bruise, but just in case he hobbled into his ensuite to check out his toe. Instead of finding a bruise, he found an ingrown toenail. Since the best way to get rid of an ingrown toenail was to go to a podiatrist, he had to wait until morning to get rid of the pain. To numb the pain for a few hours House took some vicodin.

House woke up at his usual 8am time but found it a bigger struggle to get out of bed today as he toe hurt just as much as his leg. When House finally managed to get out of bed he collapsed as his foot couldn't take the pressure with the ingrown toenail.

House had to ring Wilson to come and get him.

Wilson arrived in half an hour wondering why House had called him. Wilson parked downstairs and took the lift upstairs to House's town house. He reached the door but he wasn't sure whether to knock or use his key. Finally he decided to do the polite thing and knock, after he'd knocked five times he realised now he should probably use his key.

Wilson walked in the door and everything was still, yet it looked normal. He walked into House's bedroom to find House on the floor examining his big toe, which looked very swollen and sore.

"House are you okay?"

"No Wilson, I'm not."

"Yesterday, when I went to find out why my ipod had some teenage boy on there instead of The Rolling Stones I stubbed my toe on the conference room door."

"And this is just a guess... you got an ingrown toenail?"

"Yes and having a bum leg and an ingrown toe means I can't walk so can you help me get dressed then drive me to the hospital?"

"House if you can't get dressed how do you expect to walk in the hospital?"

"I will okay, just help me okay?"

"Fine."

Wilson had a plan though to get House to the hospital and into a wheelchair. He had to get the car and drive it right up to the door of House's place, but while he was doing this he ring House's team and told them to meet them at the door with a wheel chair.

House with a rather big struggle got into Wilson's car and Wilson drove them to the hospital. He drove right up to the door where Cameron and Foreman were waiting with a wheel chair.

"Wilson, why do Cameron and Foreman have a wheel chair?"

"Just wait a bit. I'll come around and help you."

Wilson helped House over to the door and signaled to Foreman to get the wheel chair positioned so they could push House into it. Finally they'd gotten House in the chair and Cameron was pushing only because she was the only one kind enough to.

"Cameron, you are pathetic!"

"Why?"

"Because you're pushing MY wheel chair."

"House, shut it! Chase and I wouldn't even want to push your wheel chair because you're such a bastard."

Finally they reached the conference room where Chase informed them of their new case.

Chase wasn't looking at them until after he'd read out the details of the case.

"House, why are you in a wheel chair?"

"And Cameron, why are you pushing his wheel chair?"

"I'll push it for you Cameron." (Chase said this.)

"No way in hell, Wombat! The same rules apply to me and my wheel chair as you touching the coffee machine. Zero, Zilch, No... Basically any way I can think I saying no is my answer to that."

"Only Cameron and Wilson can push my chair, mainly because I trust them more than you two, NOT to push me off the roof."

"Um... I have a few patients waiting. I have to go."

"No Jimmy, you're not going any where until you explain why you forced me into this wheel chair."

"Fine. I forced you into the wheel chair because I found you on the floor not dressed with an ingrown toenail."

"HAHAHA! You got an ingrown toenail yesterday from stubbing you toe on the door?"

"Yes, actually. I know about the bet you all made with Wilson and don't worry as soon as you're not expecting it my revenge will attack you. Like a thug beating you up in a deserted alley wearing gloves so you'll never know it was me."

On that note House left the conference room and went into his office leaving his ducklings and Wilson to discuss what he might do to them.