Sowwie, I haven't updated lately I've been busy… with… stuff…
Well, here's another chapter :3

Disclaimer: Own Naruto? Me? No!!!


Naruto juggled a few shopping bags in his arms, while he fiddled for his keys. Reiko waited behind him impatiently, she was holding a large tub of ice cream and on top was a packet of jellybeans.

"Onii-chan!! Before I get frost-bite please!!" Reiko complained, stomping her feet

"Got it!" Naruto said, finally unlocking the door and stepping inside

"Mom?" Naruto called out, kicking off his shoes

"Mommy!?" Reiko stepped out of her shoes and walked into the kitchen

"Hello!!" A lady with long blonde hair appeared from behind the door

"Mommy!!" Reiko practically jumped into the lady's arms, hugging her tightly

"Hello sweetie and Ice cream!!!!" she nearly dropped the girl out of her arms and picked up the ice cream instead, she caressed the large tub and whispered things to it like 'mommy's here, don't worry…'

Naruto took a step back from his mother and placed the bags filled with food in the kitchen. Naruto's mother was called Mariko; she had long blonde hair and blue eyes. Her skin wasn't tanned like Naruto's and Reiko's but made her look incredibly stunning. And what really amazed her whole family was no matter how much ice cream she ate; she never seemed to get fat.

"I'll make dinner and Naru please go get your brother!" Mariko chimed while walking into the kitchen in some sort of daze.

"B-but… why not Reiko…?" Naruto whined, pouting

"Because…" She turned to Naruto and stared at him strangely "…I said for you… to get him…"

"R-right…" Naruto chuckled nervously before rushing up the stairs "Don't burn dinner though!"

Naruto sighed as he knocked on the door, no answer… he knocked louder, still no answer…

"Kyuubi, I know you're in there!" Naruto called out, he heard a small 'Hn' from in the room

Naruto opened the door, cautiously, to a very dark room, the only source of light being a small lamp in the corner. Kyuubi sat on his bed, cuddling into his blankets. He was reading a book, with half lidded eyes. (A.N: aww I can imagine Kyu-chan!!)

"Come on Kyuubi…" Naruto said, tugging on his sleeve "Aniki…"

"Hn…" Kyuubi mumbled, his eyes not leaving his book

"I bought your favorite…" Naruto asked, pulling on his sleeve again

Kyuubi raised an eyebrow "which is…?"

"Lasagna…" Naruto mumbled (A.N: ahh… writers block!! Sorry!!)

He could've sworn he saw love in Kyuubi's eyes "Thank you!!" He clutched on to Naruto's neck

Kyuubi had dark blonde hair with black streaks; he had pale skin like his mothers. His eyes were a chocolate brown and had eyeliner tracing around them. He wore a dark red t-shirt with black cargo pants, chains hung off each belt holder on his pants. Yes, Kyuubi was quite gothic.

"Ok… Aniki… Cant... Breathe…" Naruto whispered, Kyuubi released his strangle hold

"Sorry!" was all Naruto called as he heard Kyuubi run down the stairs

"…Strange…" Naruto grinned and ran downstairs to join his family for dinner

Naruto sat down beside Kyuubi, who seemed to be suppressing his addiction for Lasagna. Mariko came in with 4 plates of hot, steaming Lasagna.

"Your father is busy so he wont be home tonight…" Mariko said, handing around the plates

"Again…" the three kids said in unison with a sigh

Kyuubi gobbled up his meal and licked his plate clean (no. Seriously licked his plate), he was now intimidating his little sister who was munching he Lasagna awfully slowly…

"Mommy… Kyuubi is scaring me…" Reiko mumbled, shuffling her seat and meal over.

"Kyuubi don't scare your sister!" Mariko said with a mouthful of Lasagna

"Fine… she's too slow anyway…" Kyuubi sighed and turned his attention to Naruto, Naruto raised an eyebrow

"If I give you my Lasagna will you stop staring at me like that?" Naruto said, Kyuubi nodded vigorously

Naruto sighed and moved his plate to the side for Kyuubi "Thank you Naru-chan!!" Kyuubi kissed his cheek and plowed into the food

"Ahh!!! INCEST!!!" Naruto screeched and fell off his chair

Naruto scrambled to his feet and ran towards the bathroom, he washed he face over and over and nearly pulled of his skin with the towel he used to dry his face.

"Uhhh… Aniki… why did you kiss, Onii-chan?" Reiko asked, a little worried

"The better question is…" he pushed his face up to Reiko's "why didn't I?"

"Eww!! Mommy!! Kyuubi likes incest!!!" Reiko cried, pushing Kyuubi's face away from hers

"Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!" Kyuubi mocked Reiko as he moved the plates into the kitchen sink

"Hmph!" Reiko mumbled as she took her last bite of Lasagna, placing it in the sink as well

Naruto walked out of the bathroom holding his face, he looked in Kyuubi's direction with disgust before muttering "incest…" Naruto flopped on to the sofa and sighed loudly. He quickly flipped through the channels on the television, he growled when only reruns were playing.

"Kyuubi… Reiko… come watch a movie!" Naruto called out from the lounge

Kyuubi came in and flopped beside him and Reiko did the same, except on the opposite side of Naruto; so he was in the middle.

"What we gonna watch?" Reiko asked, excitedly

"I dunno…" Naruto replied in a low tone

"How about--!!" Mariko was cut off

"No!!" they all shouted to the poor lady

"Uhhh… Okie… Dokie…?" she stumbled over and sat next to Reiko, a large ice cream container in her arms

"How about… Night at the museum?" Reiko suggested, holding up the cover (A.N: oh no, another writers block!!)

"Sounds great!! How bout it boys?" Mariko said between mouthfuls of ice cream

"Hn" they both said in unison and shrugging their shoulders

Reiko put the DVD in the player and hopped back on the sofa, snuggling into Mariko.

At least half way through Kyuubi had fallen asleep, flopping to the side of the couch on to the arm. But, no matter how hard Reiko or Mariko laughed, they didn't seem to wake Kyuubi up. Naruto also dozed up not much after Kyuubi, he fell on to Kyuubi's shoulder and fell asleep on it.

"Aww… Reiko look…" Mariko pointed to the two brothers

"Aww… come on lets leave them alone, mommy…" Mariko nodded and they both left

5 seconds later Reiko returned with camera and took a photo of the two sleeping boys

"This'll be daddy's Christmas card!!" she squealed before running back out of the room

Mariko's spoon scraped the bottom of the empty ice cream container; Mariko shook it with frustration before throwing it to the ground and giving off a loud frustrated sigh

"We need more ice cream…"

"AND MORE JELLYBEANS!!" Reiko whined, shaking her empty jellybean packet


Ok… im really sleepy!! So I did a terrible job!!! The beach does things to me…
And I want your opinion: Should Gaara go out with Naruto's brother Kyuubi?? (Don't worry they the same age but Kyuubi's months older than Naruto)
and i want to know also, i need ideas!! should their father die?? should he turn out to be evil?? or maybe a magical fairy:3

Love,
Sweet Tragedies