Haley and Kimi: Group two is going first, because only one person voted and they voted for the bad and random peoples…
Liz: Will you just get this over with!
Kimi: We were going to do that after we have a muffin fight!
Haley: No muffin fights! Okay, here's Chase Young, who's desperate!
Chase: No I'm not!
…Hey ya, hey ya…
Rai: Umm…
Liz: That was stupid!
Rai: What my wife said!
Sarah: Gosh, you're not the type to go sing Outkast's Hey ya.
Alex: Yeah…
Chase's fan girls: GO CHASE!
Kimi: Next is Katnappe
Katnappe: …Josie and the pussie cats…
Rai: That was twice as random as Kimi whenever she is high off sugar.
Liz: Which is all the time.
Sarah: Err…
Alex: My ears are bleeding.
Haley: Next is the witch who just finished taking singing lessons, which she probably failed, WUYA!
Wuya: (on key?) …I can't wait, I can't wait, Bum…
Rai: Liz, you take this one.
Liz: I can't believe my ears. They aren't even bleeding anymore, since the Katnappe thing…
Sarah: Mine, too.
Alex: (Stares at Wuya with hearts in his eyes)
Kimi: Next is Mala Mala Jong with the Star Spangled Banner? (America's national anthem for you non-Americans)
Mala Mala Jong: … (Starts at: And the rockets..) Arr ar ar ar ar roar, rar rar ar ar ar rar…
Rai: What was he saying?
Liz: I have no clue…
Sarah: I think he was saying: … (Were he war singing) And the rockets red glare, The bombs bursting in air…
Alex: Riiiiiggghhhht.
Haley: Here's damn i cant think of a penname!
damn i cant think of a penname: …I'm blue ab a dee ab a die…
Rai: I used to like that song…
Liz: Rai, that isn't nice! She's nice to you!
Rai: How do you know?
Liz: She fights the urge to kill you off in all of her stories.
Rai: Good point…
Sarah: I think that was great!
Alex: I hate everybody!
Liz: You (beep)ing piece of (beep)!
Rai: (in baby voice) Bad language isn't good for the digestive system.
Liz: You (beep)ing (beeeep)!
Kimi: OOOOkaaaaaayyyy…
Haley: Next is Leon!
Leon: …Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty…
Rai: Rap isn't you're thing…
Liz: You were awesome!
Rai: Why don't you just divorce me and marry him!
Liz: Maybe I will, you cheating (beep) hole!
Kimiko (from audience): How did you find out?
Liz: You left your shirt at the apartment yesterday, and your name was on the tag.
Rai: I'm-
Sarah: Hello! It was my turn to talk forever ago!
Alex: We're skipping you. Leon you (beep)!
Rai: Can I please finish!
Kimi: NEVER!
Haley: The sooner the better!
Rai: Liz, I'm sorry, will you ever forgive me?
Liz: Not until you sign this. (Pulls out paper with DIVORCE written in huge letters on the top)
Rai: (ignores the word on top and signs the bottom)
Liz: We're officially divorced now.
Rai: What? I thought- You're mean, but will you marry me again?
Liz: No. (gets off Rai's lap and goes into audience, probably never to be seen again)
Rai: Now what?
Kimi: I don't know.
Haley: Kimi you don't know anything. Here's Amanda!
Amanda: …All I can do not to think about you…
Rai: I MISS LIZ! She doesn't even know that I paid Kimiko to leave one of her shirts and to lie just to make her jealous!
Sarah: It isn't nice to make your own spouse jealous. I know. I learned the hard way.
Alex: By the way, Amanda, I'm choosing favorites. You rocked!
Haley and Kimi: You can vote four times. You can vote for someone for times or less, and you can vote for multiple people, R&R!