Chase: 6
damn i cant think of a penname: 6
Amanda: 11
Leon: 3
Wuya: 7
Katnappe: 3
Mala Mala Jong: 0
Haley and Kimi: Mala Mala off!
Rai: I wish Liz would come back.
Alex: All you did was stare at her (censored)!
Rai: I made out with her a lot, too.
Alex: Don't you mean you stole her virginity!
Rai: I would never!
Sarah: You perverts! I'm gonna kill you!
Chase (From Audience): Start the show already, and can some one get damn i cant think of a penname to LET GO OF ME!
damn i cant think of a penname: NEVER! (holding on to Chase with all her strength)
Kimi: Well…first is Kimiko…
Kimiko: …A Moment like this, some people wait a life time, for that one simple kiss…
Rai: I WANT LIZ!
Sarah: You sounded awesome!
Alex: I thought you were terrible. AMANDA 4EVUR! (does 'rock on' sign)
Amanda (from audience): Umm…
Haley: Next is Clay…
Clay: …What hurts the most, is being so close…
Rai: I WANT LIZ!
Sarah: That's my favorite Rascal Flatts Song!
Alex: DIE! (brings out machine gun and tries to shoot Clay, but misses)
Kimi: Next is Omi…
Omi: …It's the hard knock life for us, it's the hard knock life for us, instead of (A/N: I don't now the word after that), we get (A/N: and that), instead of kisses, we get kicked, It's the hard knock life…
Rai: Umm…where's Liz when you need her?
Sarah: SHUT UP ABOUT LIZ ALREADY!
Alex: You're horrible…
Haley: Here's Dojo?
Dojo: …Fly like an eagle, to the sea, fly like an eagle…
Rai: GIVE ME LIZ OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Sarah: SHUT UP! OR YOU WILL REALLY DIE AND REALLY NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!
Alex: I'm going to watch them kill each other!
Kimi: Here's Master Fung…
Master Fung: …I forgot the words…
Rai: I WANT LIZ!
Sarah: You already said that…
Alex: (pulls out machine gun again) You two are giving me a headache. If you don't shut up and judge these (censored) people I'll kill both of you!
Liz (from audience, holding Leon's hand): KILL THEM!
Rai: No, Kill Leon!
Liz: NO, you (censored), kill yourself!
Rai: Anything for you, my love.
Liz: I'M NOT YOUR LOVE!
Haley: Umm…Everybody let's give a big round of applause for Jack Spicer…
Jack Spicer's Fan girls: GO JACK SPICER!
Jack: I love you all! …I chimed in with a have you people ever heard of closing the (censored) door, no…
Rai: You cursed like seven times.
Sarah: Is that really how many?
Alex: If you send a review saying how many times he cursed and the title of the song, the authoress (Liz) will give you a last minute spot on the cast of Xiaolin Idol 2…
Kimi: Here's Jermaine…
Jermaine's Fan club: YOU ARE SOO COOL!
Jermaine: Sweet! …I like the way you move, I like the way you move, I like the way, I like the way…
Rai: (censored), I want Liz! (bursts into tears)
Audience except Leon and Liz: Poor Raimundo! (they burst into tears, too)
Liz: Well, if you didn't CHEAT on me than maybe you wouldn't MISS me!
Rai: It was just a joke! (still crying)
Sarah: Jermaine, you were awesome!
Alex: At least this is over…
Haley: Well…R&R…HAGS! (A/N: If you don't know what 'HAGS' means, then you have no friends to sign your year book, or annual, or whatever you call it…)