Xiaolin Idol 2 Chapter 6, a xiaolin showdown fanfic

Chase: 22

damn i cant think of a penname: 14

Jack: 11

Amanda: 5

Kimiko: 3

Jermaine: 1

Katnappe: 0

Wuya: 0

Leon: 0

Kimi: Today's guest judges are… Ellen, Lily & Kari, Jessica, Suzanne, and Amy!

Haley: Also, Katnappe, Wuya, and Leon are off!

Ellen: Okay?

Liz: Raimundo, I have bad news.

Raimundo: You didn't save money on your car insurance by switching to Geico?

Liz: No…we're through. (gets up and walks away)

Amanda: (sits in Raimundo's lap)

Raimundo: (sits there confused about everything)

Lily: Weirdos.

Kari: You said it, girl.

Alex: Are Raimundo and I the only guy judges here? (panics)

Sarah: Of course, you are. (smirks evilly)

Liz: (on the stage) This episode, I will force the characters to sing songs that I think fit them more than the other songs (laughs evilly)!

Kimiko: (walks onto stage)

Raimundo: (appears on stage with a mic in hand)

Liz: This song is based off a youtube vid I saw!

Raimundo: Wanna go for a ride?

Kimiko: Sure, Ken!

Raimundo: Well, forget it!

Kimiko: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should fag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Raimundo: You're so ugly
You disgust me

Kimiko: I'm a bland homley girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky

Raimundo: You're a dog, and a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you
'Cause your breath is stinky

Kimiko: Don't get touched
I'm afraid
'Cause guys say
I'm an eye sore

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should fag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Raimundo: You're so ugly
You disgust me

Kimiko: Boo hoo, hoo, yeah

Raimundo: You're so ugly
You disgust me

Kimiko: Ooo, ooo

Oh, let's go out and have some fun!

Raimundo: I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly

Kimiko: Oh screw you Ken!

Amy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzzane: Hilarious!

Jessica: Loved it!

Lily: Wow!

Kari: Hahahaha-heeheeheehee-hohohoho-HA!

Ellen: Yep! SO FUNNY!

Amanda (in Raimundo's place): Kimiko is so ugly…compared to me. (poses for the cover of sixteen different internationally famous magazines in a gorgeous and outrageously expensive designer dress)

Sarah: That was kinda mean.

Alex: AWESOME! DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!

Amanda: (walks on stage)(Uh-huh, uh-huh)

Stupid girl...

Stupid girls, stupid girls...

Maybe if I act like that

That guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl (yeah)

I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uh-huh, uh-huh)

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find him there

Laughin' loud so all the little people stare

Lookin' for a daddy to pay for the champagne

Droppin' names

What happened to the dream of a girl president?

She's dancin' in the video next to 50 Cent

They travel in packs of two and three

With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny weenie tees

Where, oh where have the smart people gone?

Oh where, oh where could they be?

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Maybe if I act like that (woo)

That guy will call me back (uh-huh, uh)

What a paparazzi girl

I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby, if I act like that

Flippin' my blond hair back (yeah)

Push out my bra like that (uh-huh, uh-huh...)

I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)

The disease is growing, it's epidemic

I'm scared that there ain't a cure

The world believes it and I'm goin' crazy

I cannot take anymore

I'm so glad that I'll never fit in

That will never be me

Outcasts and girls with ambition

That's what I wanna see

Disasters all around (disasters all around)

World despaired (a world of despair)

Their only concern

Will they fuck up my hair?

Maybe if I act like that (yeah, like this)

That guy will call me back (woo)

What a paparazzi girl

I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby, if I act like that (uh-huh, uh, and do ya thing)

Flippin' my blond hair back (do ya thing)

Push out my bra like that

I don't wanna be a stupid girl (yeah, yeah, uh)

(...Thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, and do ya thing, do ya thing)

(I like this...like this, like this)

Pretty, will you fuck me, girl, silly as a lucky girl?

Pull my hair and suck it, girl; stupid girl

Pretty, will you fuck me, girl, silly as a lucky girl?

Pull my hair and suck it, girl; stupid girl

(Baby, if I act...)

Baby, if I act like that...

Flippin' my blond hair back...

(Baby, if I act...)

Push out my bra like that...

Stupid girl...

Maybe if I act like that (maybe if I act like that)

That guy will call me back (that guy will call me back)

What a paparazzi girl (what a paparazzi girl)

I don't wanna be a stupid girl (stupid girl)

Baby, if I act like that (baby, if I act like that)

Flippin' my blond hair back (flippin' my blond hair back)

Push out my bra like that (push out my bra like that)

I don't wanna be a stupid girl (stupid girl)

Baby, if I act like that... (stupid girl)

Flippin' my blond hair back... (stupid girl)

Push out my bra like that... (stupid girl)

Stupid girl...

Stupid girl... (stupid girl)

Stupid girls... (stupid girl)

Stupid girl...

Amy: That's so true!

Suzzane: Yup-yup!

Jessica: Duh!

Lily and Kari: Oh, so true!

Ellen: Too many stupid girls on this planet. (points at Kimiko)

Raimundo: Amanda is the new love of my life (sighs of true happiness)

Sarah: Raimundo. The only way to actually understand love is to notice that you can't fall in love by first sight.

Alex: AMANDA IS MINE, YOU (censored) JACK (censored)!

Raimundo: Let's take this outside!

Alex: (knocks Raimundo out in one hit) We don't have to. You'd just have to wait to loose. (laughs VERY evilly)

Amanda: NO! WHY'D YA HURT MY RAI-E-POO!

Alex: (shakes head)

damn i cant think of a penname: These words are my own

Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
Is who I am, is what I do
And I was gonna lay it down for you
Try to focus my attention
But I feel so A-D-D
I need some help, some inspiration
(But it's not coming easily)
Whoah oh...

Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

Read some Byron, Shelly and Keats
Recited it over a Hip-Hop beat
I'm having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
I know I had some studio time booked
But I couldn't find a killer hook
Now you've gone & raised the bar right up
Nothing I write is ever good enough

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

I'm getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyperbole to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..

Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

That's all I got to say,
Can't think of a better way,
And that's all I've got to say,
I love you, is that okay?

Amy: How sweet!

Suzzane: Yeah!

Jessica: Wow! You're so great!

Lily: DEFINETLY!

Kari: AGREED!

Ellen: HEEHEE!

Raimundo: Why am I the only one with taste. She stunk

Sarah: TAKE THAT BACK!

Alex: Rai is right…for once.

Chase: There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you

You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me

It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right

It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down

There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do

You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not

You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face

It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down

Will never bring me down

Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down

Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down

Bring me down
shut up, shut up, shut up
Won't bring me down
shut up, shut up, shut up
Bring me down
shut up, shut up, shut up
Won't bring me down

Shut up, shut up, shut up

Amy: AHHHH! YAY!!! U R SO AWESOME!

Suzzane: EEEEEEEEEEH!

Jessica: CAN I HAVE YOU AUTOGRAPH!

Lily: CHASE IS SO HOT!

Kari: YUP-YUP!

Ellen: WOOHOO!

Raimundo: No comment.

Sarah: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHHHEHEH!

Alex: Sarah, that made no since.

Jermaine: I don't care about your karma
I don't care about what's hip
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi
You can't make me settle down
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
And scream until I'm blue

I may as well be hyper
As long as I'm still around
'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back
When I'm six feet under ground

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

I can't stand the smell of incense
I don't really like to jog
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car (ooh)

I hate anything organic
Even health food makes me sick
You won't catch me sipping Perrier
Down in some sushi bar

I tell you, now's the time to go for
All the gusto you can grab
You'll have plenty of time to be low key
When you're laid out on the slab

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

When are you
Cosmic cowboys
Gonna get it through your head

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans
No redwood hot tub to my name

I got all that I want
And if it's all the same to you
I don't need a course in self-awareness
To find out who I am

And I'd rather have a
Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack
Than all the bean sprouts in Japan

So don't ask me what I'm into
I don't need to prove I'm cool
I'll break your arm
If you ask me what's my sign

I won't tell you where my head's at
I don't need to see no shrink
Psychosis may be in this year
But I'm really not that kind

And I'm in no hurry to be casual
In fact I think I'll wait
Until I'm pushing up the daisies
(Like, wow, man, can you relate)

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)

Amy: FUNNY!

Suzzane: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jessica: (faints of laughing to much)

Lily: PARTY TIME!

Kari: DUH!

Ellen: LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY!

Raimundo: (yawns)

Sarah: That was awesome.

Alex: STOP BEING SO FLIPPIN' NICE!

Jack: What's the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There's the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing
and I'm a hero, but I'm a zero.

Hungry nights, once again
Now it's getting unbelievable.
'Cause I could not have it better,
But I just can't get no play
From the girls, all around
As they search the night for someone to hold onto.
And I just pass through...

Singing...
Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh.
Singing...
Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh.

Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?

Singing...
Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh.
Singing...
Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh.

Tell me there's a logic out there.
Leading me to better prepare
For the day that something really special might come.
Tell me there's some hope for me.
I don't wanna be lonely
For the rest of my days on the earth.
Oh..!!

Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh.
Singing...
Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhh oh. Ooohhhhhhhhhh.
Singing...
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Amy: I HEART JACK!

Suzzane: Me, TOO!

Jessica: WHO DOESN'T!

Lily: WOO-HOO!

Kari: How many times has everybody said that?

Ellen: Who knows?

Raimundo: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP! WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST SHUT UP!

Sarah: They won't shut up. Their guest judges.

Alex: (sigh) Why would Amanda be in love with him?