Alagaesian chat room
a/n From here on out (or until further notice) this line below marks the line of humor, to mystery/maybe murder… Oh, and if you want, you can submit cases for them to solve. ("them" as in the characters) oh, and I'm also going to make this chapter and the following chapters (until further notice) crossovers from random games and movies…
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ERAGON OR ELDEST
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HuMaNeLf has logged on
Scarback has logged on
Frogsn'toads has logged on
Scarback – what happened!
HuMaNeLf – I don't know… I just was walking down to the training field when I saw Oromis sprawled on the ground. when I asked him what happened, he just pointed to the body of Joel. This was pinned on to a tree with an arrow through his head. There were also strange markings, had a snake on his face…
Frogsn'toads – I can revive him… but I don't know about the snake markings…
Scarback – You do that. I'll go to Arya…
HuMaNeLf – stay on and see if any one comes on.
Scarback has logged off
Frogsn'toads has logged off
Half an hour later…
Neo has logged on
HuMaNeLf – who are you?
Neo – Follow the green toad Eragon… Follow the green toad…
Neo has logged off
-------------------Green toad hops across the screen in to a portal. Eragon clicks on the portal.-----------------
Neo – hello Eragon, I'm Neo and the following people are Morpheus, and Trinity…
Morpheus – hello
Trinity – Hello
Neo – the killer of Joel is Oromis bye-bye…
-----------------Green toad hops across the screen into a portal and Eragon's mouse is hacked into and forced to click on the portal ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HuMaNeLf has logged off
Eragon sprints across the field and picks up Oromis. He kicks him in the gut several times whilst spewing out cuss words in the ancient language. Eragon was surprised the Ancient language let him call Oromis those things. After he stopped beating up Oromis and dragged him to the tree. Eragon announced his discovery and Oromis admitted that he did kill Joel because Joel stole some scrolls. Eragon, Murtagh, and Angela all scolded Joel and Oromis. Eragon also told Oromis if there was something wrong, just send a letter to the author. Now everything was back to normal. YAY!!!!!
a/n well tell me if that mystery was way to short and not suspenseful enough… well, that's why I don't do mysteries…
Scarback has logged on
HuMaNeLf has logged on
Frogsn'toads has logged on
Frogsn'toads – well, I couldn't revive him. I think it was the snake that blocked my potion
HuMaNeLf – We can send a letter to the author…
Scarback – yeah…
HuMaNeLf – okay, start with…
Dear scorp890,
Why did you have to kill Joel?
Uh…
Scarback – Yeah! Why'd you have to be a ?
HuMaNeLf – don't say that! He could do something bad to you!
Scarback – your right! Uh… mister Scorp sir…uh… please bring Joel back to life… uh please…
HuMaNeLf – Oh, and can I have a sword…
Frogsn'toads – yeah and a new cauldron…
Scarback – can I have a massage chair too…
HuMaNeLf - …
Frogsn'toads - …
Scarback – WHAT! If you fought your way out of an oath and several spells you would be stressed to!
HuMaNeLf –whatever
From,
Eragon, Murtagh, and Angela
There.
Scarback - Okay send it!!!!!!!!!
HuMaNeLf – I am! click
YAY!!!
Frogsn'toads has logged off
HuMaNeLf - …
Scarback - …
HuMaNeLf – Hey Murtagh
Scarback - yeah…
HuMaNeLf – Shouldn't an air and space museum be empty?
Scarback – What's a museum?
HuMaNeLf – I don't know… It just came to me…
Scarback – What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
HuMaNeLf – What?
Scarback- Jurassic Pork!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
HuMaNeLf – I don't get it. What's a dinosaur?
Scarback – I don't know…
HuMaNeLf - …
Scarback - …
Both – I BLAME THE AUTHOR!
Both log off
a/n How was it? As I said, Just send me riddles in reviews and watch them come up on the chat room. Also give me characters in reviews and watch them pop up from nowhere! (please give a short description of their personality also) PIE!