Alagaesian chat room

a/n hello and welcome to the all you can eat buffet! There's- Whoa ! I Just got a riddle request from hermione494! It goes "What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?" The answer is at the bottom of the story. (I also got hate-mail from DreamingIce, Want to read it? For ch. 1

How 'bout YOU log off? Spare us.

This is awful. Most people don't like reading chatspeak when they go looking for a story to read. A well written and planned out parody can be bloody hilarious-like the Fanfiction Univercity of Alagaesia-but this is about as far from.

Please stop the torture of real fanfiction writers-you give us a bad name. And stop the torture of the Inheritance trilogy too

So to continue, there's going to be lots of talking! I don't know why I'm doing an all you can eat buffet… I'm running out of ideas… can you give me some?

Disclaimer: I D O N O T O W N E R A G O N O R E L D E S T

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GOAWAYERAGON – Must set up….

Everyone except Eragon and Galbatorix log on

All: thanks for inviting us to this all you can eat buffet!

GOAWAYERAGON –No big deal…

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HuMaNeLf – Hi Murtagh…

Scarback – yo….

DING DING DING DING DING

You've got MAIL!

Dear Eragon, Murtagh, and Angela

I have decided to bring back Joel. He should be logging on shortly. I have also decided to give Murtagh his massage chair, Eragon his new sword, and Angela her new cauldron. They should be downloaded completely in 5 min.

Best wishes,

Scorp890

DING! DING! DING!

HuMaNeLf – Great! A new sword!

Frogsn'toads – yes, a new cauldron!

Scarback – ohn,ogph, yevnahwed!( Says "oh, Yeah…" Murtagh has turned the chair onto high and his whole body is shaking which disables hi from typing)

All:…

All:Dear scorp890,

Can I please Have a

From,

DING!

You've got MAIL!

Dear all

No

Best wishes,

Scorp890

All: Awwwwwww…. No fair

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HuMaNeLf – hi

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HuMaNeLf - …

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HuMaNeLf – who are you?

Elfwarrior – I'm Arya

HuMaNeLf – then who was GOAWAYERAGON?

Elfwarrior – Arya

HuMaNeLf – you changed your screen name!?

Elfwarrior – yes now go away

HuMaNeLf – fine!

DIE – I'm playing RED STEEL®, HALO® and typing at the same time!

Bloodymagic – There's a game called typing?

DIE - …

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All: YAY! JOELS BACK!

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ALL: Awwwwwwwwwww

Elfwarrior – foods over here. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

everyone digitally tramples Arya to get to the digital and to digitally chew it while Arya is sent to the digital hospital-

All: thanks for inviting us…

All: we will pay the hospital bill

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a/n the answer was a tea pot! That's a good one isn't it! Bye!